💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    697
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
This shite is way more condemning of Nick beciase it comes from someone else who is supposedly his friend. (Remember the Faran swinging story? Will we see a similar freeze out?)
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I genuinely think that Steeltoe is such a massive retard that he honestly though his “I’m tempted to steal spaghetti o’s from a child” stand up routine would be so funny that no one would notice the horrific revelation that the kids are so neglected that a random family friend has to feed them.
I think if this was a bit Chapell was doing about visiting a family in the hood, it could have worked. But when it’s a multi-millionaire family with a $3k snack food budget, it just comes across as sad. And that’s coming from someone who was starving growing up and has no shortage of no food jokes
 
McMitch said:
Nick looks like he’s Benny suffering from dysentery for the last few weeks.
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I'm sure that the liquor is causing his dehydration and not diarrhetic outflow of dysentery.

Now I am imagining a parody game called 'Balldo-gone Trail' where you play as a non-practicing lawyer and you have to fit out an expedition with enough Doritos, Balldos, liquor, and lube to get your Mustang to Minneapolis for a date with you and your wife's bulls.

What would be the failure messages as part of the group die along the way?

AnOminous said:
That's not even lolbert. Even lolberts believe in the enforcement of contracts. Nick thinks he should be able to contract to do something, pocket the money, then just tell the other side to fuck off and whine like a bitch if asked to do what he said he would. He thinks he should be able to get married, have kids, take a bunch of vows, then shit on them and go engage in cuckoldry and degeneracy instead of living up to his word like a man.
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This. Nick adopted the trapping of the philosophical, religious, occupational, and political outlooks and situation with the LEAST formalised expectations and rules and he STILL chafes at what few he is beholden to.

AnOminous said:
He would have fed them but they were begging for food in a really faggoty way.
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This made me laugh, feel bad, laugh again, then feel slightly less guilt for doing so... I admire the artful execution of the witticism, but I am torn betwixt horror at the thought this might be real and appreciation for the well-crafted joke.

Well played.
 
AnOminous said:
That's not even lolbert. Even lolberts believe in the enforcement of contracts. Nick thinks he should be able to contract to do something, pocket the money, then just tell the other side to fuck off and whine like a bitch if asked to do what he said he would. He thinks he should be able to get married, have kids, take a bunch of vows, then shit on them and go engage in cuckoldry and degeneracy instead of living up to his word like a man.
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Actually, I would argue that is lolbert.

Maybe some people use the terms libertarian and lolbertarian interchangeably, but I tend to see a distinction between the two. The latter group seems to see libertarian ideology as a cover to engage in degenerate shit, along with a desire to be held accountable to absolutely no standard whatsoever. Basically they are adherents to liberTINism (like Nick's buddy the Marquis de Sade).

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Remind you of anyone?

Back when he was around moderating this thread, Stenographer opined that Nick was actually libertine, and not libertarian. That's why Libertine is in the thread title. It was put there when Nick was just beginning his descent into madness.

There is also a joke that lolbertarians eventually end up asking "Okay, but what if the child consents?"

If you wanna see what I would consider a proper libertarian lawyer, check out John H. Bryan, aka The Civil Rights Lawyer. Dude also practices law... a LOT. I think Sean knows him. Or at least I've seen him retweet Bryan.

Bryan actually recently crossed 500K subs too.

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This could be Nick, if he weren’t a fag.
 
At this point, I'm disappointed in Lady Rackets.

Nick's an open degenerate so I expect this kind of behavior from him. But someone in that house has to be there for the kids. And if the guy who grabbed your husband's taint in a hot tub is feeding your children, you're failing as a mother. No excuses, at least find some family members who can watch the kids while you get your shit sorted.
 
Save the Loli said:
It's very possible his children will still want for nothing for generations thanks to his grandmother's wise move to deny Nick a trust fund. Unfortunately, there are five children being raised by this drug addict alcoholic perverted faggot and his pillhead wife and all the fellow pervert addicts like the Imholtes and sickos like Drexel they associate with. That can't be good long-term. I feel sorry for them, but as Nick says, they've got a million bucks.
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That's almost a worse position to be in for the children. Being maladapted with a slush fund to back your bad choices gives you 0 reason to self-reflect or curb your behaviours, and only serves to give you more expensive opportunities to fuck up. They would be better off being given nothing and having to grind their way to making a living.
 
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Doctor John B. Zyklon said:
So, these fevers huh? Becoming more frequent huh? Like a compromised immune system huh?

So WEIRD.
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Tomorrow, not today!, uh uh, Tomorrow! uh uh.
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Rackets needs to lay off the MDMA. He's probably going through withdrawal.
Catgirl Tyranid said:
I guess we should be thankful there's food in the house at all, but raising your kids on an inner city, single mom diet plan is far from ideal. How often do Nick and Kayla forget to feed their kids? Are the older kids having to step in to fill that role?

This is awful.
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I might just be too much of a softie, but Nick 'neglecting' his kids by leaving some z-list streamer to throw canned pasta in chef mike for his kids is a little shocking. What's the situation like when bing-fuckyo there isn't around to play unpaid nanny / intern?
Hopefully Rackets or his wife taught the older ones how to fend for themselves.
McMitch said:
Nick looks like he’s Benny suffering from dysentery for the last few weeks.
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He legit looks like a dying drug addict. If he was someone I knew personally, I'd implore they get help for whatever addiction issue they're dealing with.
 
I came into this thread because I wanted to homosexually lecture/moralfag about Nick’s obvious cocaine use and marvel at how he’s dying, live.

Then corner demon was discovered. (Or showed itself?)

daffodils said:
Another brief glimpse into the Rekieta household:


COPY_1_COPY_1_Jordan Peterson Couldn't Save This Lobster! STMS 04-17-24 [v4nd4w3]_FROM_00-52-4...mp4

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And now there are neglected children fed by a random adult who is alone with the kids while their parents are fucking off elsewhere?

Conclusion: Top 5 darkest threads on KiwiFarms, excluding zoo threads and including the tardbaby thread. I can’t believe how wrong I was to think that Nickers didn’t deserve Lolcow of the Year.
 
Strix454 said:
Her last appearance was on the 4/1 Evening show.
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Thanks! I'll have to take the time to actually look at the timelines, but I'm curious to see if any of Rekieta's shows since April 1st have any other indicators that April is now staying there.
I don't think April staying with the Rekieta's is the most likely answer here, but it would definitely be the most entertaining.

A comprehensive post regarding the Rekeita/Imholte relationship might be smart. I feel like there's a lot of circumstantial things already there (I.E., In the past the Rekieta's said they had someone helping with their kids named April, representing her in court before, the jacuzzi stream, Aaron mentioning he hangs out at the Rekieta’s relatively often, recently saying that he often is at their homes while they are “busy” or “doing things” so he is the only adult around to make food for their children,etc.). It’s fucking odd.

For me personally, the infamous jacuzzi stream was my introduction to the Imholte's and STMS, which is probably the same for most people here. With it being confirmed that one of Nick's few IRL clients is April Imholte (traffic ticket), they must have had at least had a friendship for a while. However, looking at April's social media she only married Aaron in August 2021- and her most recent picture with her ex-boyfriend was November of 2018.

STMS only began in 2016, and while I easily could be wrong, I get the vibe that April met Aaron through being a fan girl of the show..... think of them like a white trash version of Pewds and Marzia. He has several clear traits of a classic lolcow and despite only announcing that April has left the show a few days ago, he is already trash talking her on his show and has made some very blatant hints regarding her drug abuse. This all only weeks after her wearing a bikini on a live show bc they hit their weekly goal.... it did not go well. Aaron spent the time trying to cop a feel and being swatted away by his wife, who was very clearly annoyed with him. The superchats weren't exactly kind either. Following the stream their community was flooded with memes and comparisons of her body to that of a 12 year old boy. I have been looking at their subreddit r/SteelToeBoringShow and its a trip!

Apparently there used to be an official STMS subreddit, but as many podcast subreddits do, it began to be populated by alogs. Ultimately due to bannings and heavy handed moderation, the alogs left and created their own subreddit (linked above). In response to all this, Aaron deleted his own official subreddit as he was worried that any traffic to reddit would lead people to also discover the alog subreddit. They seem to be apart of an entire community online of wannabe O&A-esque radio shows all trying to get on Compound Media. Stuttering John from Stern has his own show and April seems to be friends with Chrissie Mayr.... it's all a weird rabbit hole to go down.
And the cherry on top is that Aaron might have watched Nick and Kayla fuck his wife.

EDITOR'S NOTE: I originally wrote the above line with a joke about him having sex with Lady Rackets, but upon viewing The *NOT* a Swinger Swing Stream, its very clear that Kayla does not like Aaron. At one point, a drunk Aaron even whispers to the camera that Kayla doesn't like him and "the only reason he got invited into the house was April".

I'm beginning to think The Steel Toe Morning Show deserves a thread of their own..... :null:
 
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Potatoherder said:
I just don't why he his making excuses. He isn't under a rumble deal and he is his own boss. If he wants to go out singling and dancing with his boy friends just say he is not streaming. The only person he is hurting is himself by not streaming, his viewers will move on.
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There is a point with drug addicts where they just start lying constantly, becomes second nature to them. Most cases they make up some bullshit emergency as to why they need money NOW and include some reason as to why they don't have said money.

I've known people who were serious drug addicts. They'd message or call anyone remotely close to them and make up a story about this or that. My favorite one was that someone got a new job and but the payroll had messed up so their new paycheck would take an extra week to process but they could totally get the money back to someone next week. Then they would just hope that someone wouldn't go after them for the money and if they did they had the next excuse planned and keep going until whoever gave them money gave up. I remember speaking to this person's family member who said they never gave them money and got told to fuck off when they offered to buy what they said they needed from amazon. It's a lot of shit like that.

Rackets doesn't have a money problem but he does have an image problem. He wants to be the Nick Rekieta from a few years ago where people would go and ask him about legal stuff and he could crack a joke about whatever trial he was covering. Everyone thought he was a cool guy unless they were sufficiently ostracized like Greer or Ralph. He can't do that now because he's fucked up or wants to get fucked up and knows that a farmer or elissaclips will catch him being an addict on camera.

The story that works right now is the fever one. It worked the last time and since his brain is all fucked up he's just going to lean back on the same story again. Eventually he'll figure out that everyone has heard that one and he'll have another go to. After a while if he's smart enough he'll have a little portfolio of sob stories built up and will switch them out based on who he's talking to. Difference between the person in my drug addict story and Rackets is that everyone is constantly looking for holes in his stories and eventually even the nicest providers of social acceptance will cut him off. Except his dealer, which is Dick Masterson.

My point is Rackets, go to fucking rehab.
 
Ivan Daniloff said:
I came into this thread because I wanted to homosexually lecture/moralfag about Nick’s obvious cocaine use and marvel at how he’s dying, live.

Then corner demon was discovered. (Or showed itself?)


And now there are neglected children fed by a random adult who is alone with the kids while their parents are fucking off elsewhere?

Conclusion: Top 5 darkest threads on KiwiFarms, excluding zoo threads and including the tardbaby thread. I can’t believe how wrong I was to think that Nickers didn’t deserve Lolcow of the Year.
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Just imagine how dark the reality must be for the Rekieta household. Balldoman tends to overshare his sex life, but has done an okay job of keeping details about his wife and children hidden, slipping up only on occasion. With the absence of information, it's easy to assume that things must be okay at home, but there's got to be some weird shit going on that we don't see. You don't get to be a narcissistic, alcoholic, narcoleptic degenerate without it slipping into your personal life. Five kids with poor supervision and boundaries have got to be getting up to trouble, whether he knows it or not.
 
GamerGateSurvivor said:
But someone in that house has to be there for the kids. And if the guy who grabbed your husband's taint in a hot tub is feeding your children, you're failing as a mother. No excuses, at least find some family members who can watch the kids while you get your shit sorted.
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You don’t understand, she just has to go watch Star Trek Deep Space 9! It’s absolutely important that she gets to find out if Constable Odo and Kira Nerys end up getting together! And what about Miles O’Brien and Keiko? Will she ever acclimate to living on DS9? Will Captain Sisko ever be able to accept his role as The Emissary, even at the cost of his own love life with Kassidy? Will Doctor Bashir and Jadzia Dax end up together even after her trill ended up inside a new host body?

Feeding the kids isn’t nearly as exciting as a space station soap opera while you’re zonked out on Valium!

I like DS9, don’t judge me
 
S1apSh0es said:
In the past the Rekieta's said they had someone helping with their kids named April
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Where is this from? Another person thought they recalled this in the thread recently but nobody else has said they remember that detail. Not even @Himedall All-seeing Waifu (who would likely know better than anybody) had seen or heard of that.

S1apSh0es said:
With it being confirmed that one of Nick's few IRL clients is April Imholte (traffic ticket), they must have had at least had a friendship for a while
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The first time they met in person was when Nick did his stand up comedy show. Iirc that was October 2023? Nick and April were both on Chrissy Mayr’s podcast show in November 2022, along with Brittany Venti, & a few other women, forget who. April knew of who Nick was but he did not know her at all. She said she thought he’d appeared on a show with Aaron but Nick still had no clue who either of them were.

S1apSh0es said:
April has left the show a few days ago, he is already trash talking her on his show and has made some very blatant hints regarding her drug abuse.
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Aaron alogs seem to think there is, or soon will be, a falling out between Aaron & Nick. Based on what, Idk, something related to April. Aaron has been making a few snide remarks about someone unnamed that could be Nick but who really knows. In any case, Aaron is exactly the type of passive aggressive bitch that would snipe at a “friend” under the guise of only telling a funny anecdote. Same as he’s been saying things are good with April & tweeting out nothing but love & praise to her while turning around & being disrespectful.

For the thread (not specifically the above poster) I’d not jump to any conclusions like Nick & Kayla are starving their kids by immediately trusting anything Aaron says. He’s a shit father himself, to the point his parents sided with his ex regarding the divorce & custody of the kids.

Then again, Nick is a shit human so it wouldn’t be too surprising.
 
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