💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    697
UnbirthOfANation said:
Bewtween the Nullie from the Horror Youtube thread and the Balldook, the site is getting more and more creepypasta monsters by the day.
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We are making our own Kiwifarms Dark Universe (TM).
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Seanut Arbuckle said:
my argument is that rackets should win it this year as last year was the year of the pig to me with quasi getting paid.
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The Patrick people might be in a more conciliatory mood this year, but I can already tell you the BMJ people are gonna push hard.

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Imagine credit: @ForTheHoard. Doubly funny because Nick is for reals a Swifty.

It's early though. The front-runner could be somebody we don't know yet.
 
Crocodylus Acutus said:
We are making our own Kiwifarms Dark Universe (TM).
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Here's my headcanon for the Corner Demon. When Nick looks over there it's just a gaunt, white, dying looking version of himself sitting in a chair. In his head, he actually thinks he still looks like he did in 2016. Everyone can see the Corner Demon and it looks like a black blob to everyone else. Except April who can't see it at all. April is actually living in that room because it's the only one that could fit her comfortably and was least intrusive. So here's a timeline of events.

- April moves in and lives in his studio, moving bottles around and being intrusive.

- Secretly, this was done for swinging purposes and Nick hoping to get a three way out of it.

- Nick gets annoyed at her during one of his bathroom breaks, asks her to move.

- April finds her way into Kayla's room, and she's up for some college-tier bi curiousity.

- The Ceiling Cats this entire time have been April and Kayla schlicking and scissoring each other.

- Nick asks to join, but Lady Rackets always says no, so his bathroom breaks have turned into "Can you lesbians please keep it down?" Breaks.

- He realizes his audience will eat him alive and keeps this a secret. His alcohol and drug use and visions of the Corner Demon worsen.

- The Corner Demon repeatedly torments Nick and his relationship hits more problems.

- His downward spiral worsens and eventually after a drunken and drug fueled bender, Kayla finally leaves him for April, deciding she's a lesbian.

- Aaron realizes Nick is responsible for his divorce and blasts on Livestream, exposing his degeneracy and laughs at him for getting cucked by his ex wife.

- Nick's streaming career all but ends as Cuck memes fill the internet.

- Kayla wins almost EVERYTHING in court, taking the kids and all of his money and even all his livestreaming equipment. The only thing he gets to keep is the house, but with very little in it.

- He walks into his studio, looking over it, wondering where he went wrong. The only thing left is the chair, normally occupied by the corner demon.

- Nick sits in the Cuck Chair and has a vision of his younger self, streaming with all the heart and ambition he used to have. He realizes he was the Corner Demon all along.

- As the original Feralcat's satanic version of Nick singing Komm Susser Todd plays, Nick slowly drinks himself to death, whiskey after whiskey while realizing that he was the Lolyer all along.
 
Since I stopped watching, I only see Nick when he is on Nulls show. How does he look so bad? I know this is low hanging fruit, but he genuinely looks sick and emaciated in the face.
 
Homer Simpson said:
How does he look so bad?
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He starved himself well below a healthy weight, he's almost definitely abusing his narcolepsy meds (if not taking hard drugs like amphetamines), add in a fucked up sleep schedule, the booze stripping his body of nutrients, and lack of sunlight. He's probably dehydrated and his muscles are atrophying too. It's really fun to watch in real time!
 
Nick is starting to remind me of Norm Macdonald's last youtube videos when nobody knew he had cancer but everyone knew something was off.
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Apologize if I missed someone mentioning this.

I also didn't have the attention span to see if Aaron addresses this but tell me they don't read the farms without telling me they don't read the farms...
 
S1apSh0es said:
does anyone know when April’s last appearance on the STMS was?
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AncientPhosphur said:
She publicly walked off midstream last week I think?
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I believe she was last on the show on or around the first of April. Then she was gone off the show but was only taking a break, until last week (4 or 5 days ago?) when Aaron announced that she has decided to leave the show permanently.

Also, unrelated, Aaron streamed only on Rumble last night, people are saying he caught a YT ban for showing a graphic video of a stabbing.

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No idea whose phone number that is.
What is her leg/hip tattoo? Gross.

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Bad arm tattoo.

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Wedding photo.

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SiggerNlayer said:
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There is no way having resting forehead veins like this is healthy, holy shit.
What type of thing causes this?
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Disregard any "medically accurate" explanations other users might feed you, because these are actually wires from the new balldo brain add on, that connects directly to your cerebral cortex. The wires attach to his optical nerves, so now all he can think and see is the balldo. His vision is augmented.
 
feral cat #6385 said:
Not the best. It sounds like Nick is being tortured to death by ceiling cats. I know what the problem is. Mostly. The vocal extraction isn't perfect. It's picking up sound effects as vocals and producing something truly demonic. I can fix it. But not tonight. In the meantime enjoy listening to nick getting tortured to death by ceiling cats while trying to sing Komm Susser Todd.
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Ok I finally have a version of Komm Susser Todd that's not a complete ear fucking disaster or a pussy ass cover. Feral Cat might be a lot of things but he's not a quittin' cat.

Just like with the real Nick. AI cover Nick starts off strong and gets lost in the end. Sheer poetry.
 
I was curious so I went to a stream from roughly one year ago (posted on 4-13) and the difference is grim. Imagine being a small kid and watching your dad transform to this in only one years time. Also, losing weight has made his nose look way bigger.
 

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Saw the Null clip (I catch up on his stream during work drives). April off stream stripping is the corner demon. He glances and adverts his eyes while his speech increases like she took off her clothes. He closes his eyes before looking direct at her, in her underwear, apologizing how he has to take care of it while eyeballing it from top down as if someone is removing more and says see you guys as soon as possible with further plans and glances back. Is this some sort of dominatrix stuff?
 
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