I don't think I'll ever understand why anyone would take a picture of something like this and upload it to the internet, it's just completely alien to me especially knowing he only went outside with his food because he wanted to take this photo in the first place so he could show the few people that follow him without mocking him... that he's eating bread outside and drinking out of a manchild mug.
He can't fence in his yard until he builds the garage around his carport, child. I'm sorry you're so stupid.
Regardless of what it is exactly it is definitely a great choice for someone with high blood pressure. Carbs and fatty spreads.
Fatrick is stupid person trying to write in a way that he thinks smart people write.
I can't believe it's not butter.
How pathetically Twitter-brained must a man be to "squee" when Fatrick S. Hoglinson follows him on Twitter? Plus, this dude just went mildly viral in a post that Pat liked, so you know he's just trying to ride Dave's coattails.
HOW CAN YOU BE SO FAT AND STILL HAVE STICK LEGS LIKE THIS
By going to the gym and doing nothing but taking creepy selfies and cruising for manmeat in the sauna.
Incorrect as always, Timmy Turner. I am Fatrick Tomlinson't, owner of the Milwaukee Domidn't. You have been told countless times to stop making wishes about my exceptional Air BnB being filled with pepperoni. Your fairy crimes have been documented and reported. Enjoy detention.
>tfw you refuse autocorrect because you're "right"
Lol, a hidden FairlyOddParents reference. And people say Pat is a bad author.
Pat you're just as brainwashed because you watch CNN all day. You've turned into a fat(er) boomer!
I take a fucking week off the thread to whack off in peace and return to find Tits Mcgee is slurping up fake quotes pinned by tumblr retards to dead authors
Maybe he should team up with Drexel now that Nick is pretty much dead.
I never liked the Fatty Notparents.
What did he mean by this?
That's not a corn husk that's just an incredibly low quality, crumbly tamale that's falling apart.
Yeah there's nothing more satirical than making stand up routines about wanting to murder you ex-wife, which is also something you allegedly did (and your unborn daughter too), so maybe it's not a joke after all either? I don't know, I'm not a big shot sci-fi author, it's all confusing. I guess it's only punching down or bullying if the joke is at the expense of one of the democrats' pet demographical segments, and it's not about how you treat the people in your life.