What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[Armor of God]

Hollow Moon Theory. We went to the moon, something horrific happened, and now we absolutely refuse to go back. NASA would repeat the first reason as justification, but the actual true reason is that there's something on the moon that makes us question our place in the universe. You can't let Joe Everyman know about whatever it is, there'd be immediate wars and rioting and market failures, so we say "oh we don't need anything on the moon, it's too expensive, there's no reward, we don't care," and we destroy footage and swear some people to secrecy at risk of death, and we never ever ever let anyone else in on what's going on. No new astronauts to discover the truth, no NASA employee briefings on it, so over time anyone directly exposed to the horrible information dies/retires and new people just think it's crazy conspiracy nonsense.

This is a theory I believe in as well. The moon has always seemed unnatural to me, almost as if its an observation post of sorts.

I read a theory once that was rather schizo but also made sense to me for some reason. Have you ever watched "Twin Peaks" ? The whole concept of parallel dimensions with demons literally feeding upon the suffering of humans and negative energy that is created (garmonbozia) via this suffering. I read a similar theory that the moon had "pain towers" that picked up this negative energy and stored it for consumption.

 

[AnOminous]

This is a theory I believe in as well. The moon has always seemed unnatural to me, almost as if its an observation post of sorts.

So where the fuck do tides come from? That gravity is just magic?

 

[Armor of God]

So where the fuck do tides come from? That gravity is just magic?

I'm not sure that the moon being hollow or having secrets is mutually exclusive with it affecting tides man.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not sure that the moon being hollow or having secrets is mutually exclusive with it affecting tides man.

Gravity comes from mass, dude. An empty shell isn't going to give you much unless that shell is made of magic somehow that defies the rules of the universe.

 

[Armor of God]

Gravity comes from mass, dude. An empty shell isn't going to give you much unless that shell is made of magic somehow that defies the rules of the universe.

My definition of "hollow" in this case actually considers that the moon may have an entire super-structure underneath its surface. Sort of like a space ship or space station where the surface is what we see as the moon.

It's possible that such a super structure would have enough mass to still causes tides. Who can say either way ?

There was a time when asbestos being safe was considered a "rule of the universe", bruh.

 

[AnOminous]

There was a time when asbestos being safe was considered a "rule of the universe", bruh.

No it wasn't. It was thought that it stopped fires. Which it did. They hadn't even considered that it did other unintended shit.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

The Moon is so mathematically improbable it's fucking weird, according to my completely uneducated brain.
It's size, how slow it is, tidal lock, and how sketchy some NASA shit is with the Moon, these are all pretty bizarre.
BTW, we did land on the Moon, but I'm pretty sure there was some level of doctoring involved. NASA is not a very trustworthy organization, they doctor and manipulate images all the time. Couple that with the Cold War, Space Race, and politics, it's not unreasonable to think there's some punching up going on at best and downright lies at worst.

 

[AnOminous]

The Moon is so mathematically improbable it's fucking weird, according to my completely uneducated brain.
It's size, how slow it is, tidal lock, and how sketchy some NASA shit is with the Moon, these are all pretty bizarre.
BTW, we did land on the Moon, but I'm pretty sure there was some level of doctoring involved.

Yeah yeah yeah whatever, they hired Stanley Kubrick to fake it, but he was such a perfectionist he actually did it on the Moon.

 

[Armor of God]

No it wasn't. It was thought that it stopped fires. Which it did. They hadn't even considered that it did other unintended shit.

The point being that there have been plenty of things that were considered immutable facts of the universe and that's not so much the case now.

I'm going to go and enjoy other threads rather than arguing with some retard on the internet.

I think Albert Pike was right about the three World Wars.

I'm with you on this one. I really do think that we're in the End Times with all the crazy shit that you see out there.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Yeah yeah yeah whatever, they hired Stanley Kubrick to fake it, but he was such a perfectionist he actually did it on the Moon.

He wanted to, but he decided the moon's surface didn't look moon-like enough to the camera, so it was actually filmed on Mars. The Mars probe missions are filmed on Venus.

Venera probes were actually in Kazakhstan.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

I'm starting to buy into the idea that we live in a controlled simulation. There's just too much weird shit going on for this to be entirely organic

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

I'm starting to buy into the idea that we live in a controlled simulation. There's just too much weird shit going on for this to be entirely organic

Simulation theory is creationism for cowards.

Hollow Moon Theory. We went to the moon, something horrific happened, and now we absolutely refuse to go back

We went back multiple times though.

 

[Otterly]

What the Nasa guy was talking about is that it'd be extremely difficult to manufacture a Saturn V today not because we don't have the tech

I continue to think that the reason we haven't gone back is one of two options:

It’s not just stuff like the tech, it’s people. It’s the brains and grit to do it. These guys were engineers in an age where it was incredibly hands on. Their education was suberb, and they could create custom one off machined pieces. But it’s more than that, it’s people. You watch things like ‘the right stuff’ and it’s gloriously dangerous. There were no bean counters worrying about danger (well there probably were but they were leashed enough to not stop things.) they were incredibly brave men doing brave and frankly stupidly insane stuff and they knew the odds. I don’t think we have enough people like that these days. You’ll have a few, for sure, but everyone at nasa in those days was a different breed, from the guys in the rockets to the calculators. Nowadays we don’t have enough PEOPLE who are good to sustain such an operation.
I think we went to the moon and I think there is more than is being let on maybe about why we’ve not gone back since 1972.

Simulation theory is creationism for cowards.

One thing that tickles me about simulation theory articles is the way they all have the same breathless acceptance we live in a simulation and then all abruptly stop just before the most interesting point which is that it implies the existence of a creator. It’s like they can’t quite take that final ‘you may just have proved God exists’ step no matter what. It’s always funny

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

We went to the moon, something horrific happened, and now we absolutely refuse to go back.

This is the real reason we won't go back. Here's a top secret film I found while hacking into the Pentagon with my Gibson:

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if the Cold War never really ended, but just morphed into the "Culture War" of Current Year, with a "ceasefire" and buildup to Clown World during the '90s and '00s?



In other words, what if it's always been commies versus non-commies since the mid-20th century?

 

[The Lawgiver]

What if the Cold War never really ended, but just morphed into the "Culture War" of Current Year, with a "ceasefire" and buildup to Clown World during the '90s and '00s?



In other words, what if it's always been commies versus non-commies since the mid-20th century?

Current year "commies" would not survive an actual commie society much like how neo nazis would never survive Nazi germany.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

I would love to, but I'm not sure about how to post links on here without it somehow leading back to my IP or even my PC (sorry for my paranoia, it's just that I know a small army of nigger faggot trannies are out there trying to dox anyone and everyone from this site).

Why the flying fuck are you on this site then if you're that retarded and paranoid?

 

[Armor of God]

Why the flying fuck are you on this site then if you're that retarded and paranoid?

Because I can say naughty words that would get me banned anywhere else.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Because I can say naughty words that would get me banned anywhere else.

Congratulations we got your IP saying the same things here you are worried about leading back to you via linking to a youtube video.

You're a special type of retarded newfag.

 

[Chromeo]

Because I can say naughty words that would get me banned anywhere else.

It's okay grandpa, we're all newfags at some point. Nobody can trace your IP just because you shared a link to YouTube. Even if they could, you're not doing anything illegal.
If it worries you enough, you could always use the Tor browser or a VPN (or both!) which hide your IP from the websites you visit. They're a little slow, but they're more secure.