It is time to leave Elaine alone. She is taken now.

[TrollCat's Owner]

But then, who really cares about it? We do not take faggotry like this and listen to your schizo nonsense, pussy. Your painting skills sucks dick with the jagginess, have you ever take any actual painting class?
Those elves are likely to mock you more for being a fool.

Poor bait attempt.

 

[Aljam]

I'm not taking my bandages off but compare the scar on my shoulder to the one in the physique post, then compare the hand made figurine to the one in the image where I perform the ritual.

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The machine elves are entities that I can communicate with in the astral realm. The are hard to describe with words but some googling should give you a vague idea. The only way to encounter them without skill in astral projection is if you use DMT.

Don't make me summon an entity and put a Jewish curse on you. I've dabbled in the warlock arts

 

[PonderosaPete]

Hey, I just got off a call with the nameless entity. He told his name was Tyler and injects his magic into your left ass cheek once a week at the gym. He also said to start using your right.

 

[Aljam]

I'll have you know that he is still stuck in the slaughterhouse after Indians took it over

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Stop trolling if you want serious responses.

I'm not trolling I'm genuinely interested in these machine elves.
Did they ever fully target you?

 

[Scout Trooper]

Do you feel powerful behind your screen? If anyone of you would like to meet in person I am willing to fight you as long as you let me film it for legal purposes. I live in Spokane Washington and we have mutual combat laws.

@Doubly Punished Snigger can you handle this one for us?

 

[NaggotFigger]

He has a boyfriend named Tyrone and they badly missed each other a lot after one of them was taken away by Indians and the evil Astral elves.

 

[TrollCat's Owner]

Don't make me summon an entity and put a Jewish curse on you. I've dabbled in the warlock arts

Hey, I just got off a call with the nameless entity. He told his name was Tyler and injects his magic into your left ass cheek once a week at the gym. He also said to start using your right.

This is reddit tier stuff bros.

 

[CptnSnshn]

I'm also in a relationship with Elaine, I fuck her everytime you leave her house.

 

[Anti Snigger]

@Doubly Punished Snigger can you handle this one for us?

Can I bring a group of 50 hammer skins?

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

The machine elves are entities that I can communicate with in the astral realm. The are hard to describe with words but some googling should give you a vague idea. The only way to encounter them without skill in astral projection is if you use DMT.

Elves?

What are you, a goddamn Nazi or something? Is that elf yours?

 

[Aljam]

TrollCat's Owner said:
Do you feel powerful behind your screen? If anyone of you would like to meet in person I am willing to fight you as long as you let me film it for legal purposes. I live in Spokane Washington and we have mutual combat laws

That's it I'm sending discord gays after you

 

[Fatniggo1488]

God, there's always some nigger willing to put his dick in crazy.

 

[TrollCat's Owner]

I'm not trolling I'm genuinely interested in these machine elves.
Did they ever fully target you?

They have tried to target me once they noticed I was manually entering the astral planes, but I was strong enough to fight them off. I have actually managed to kill some of them.

 

[analrapist]

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This is reddit tier stuff bros.

Think of it this way, Satan's Silliest Recruit: You come to our territory to make DEMANDS of us. If you expect our response to be anything BUT antipathetic, you'd best be modeling the behaviour you want to see.

 

[Aljam]

@TrollCat's Owner you're going to have to do some feltching in a few months godwinson

 

[Anti Snigger]

Wait, @Scout Trooper are you trying to pimp me out to Elaine? I don’t appreciate that

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

They have tried to target me once they noticed I was manually entering the astral planes, but I was strong enough to fight them off. I have actually managed to kill some of them.

How do you kill them on the astral plane? I imagine it isn't something that's done physically.
What can be done to stop machine elf rape? or at least avoid it?

 

[Hard Toothbrush]

Joking about machine elves aside, they're really only the tip of the iceberg. Wait till you encounter Jewish clone hologram avatars.

This is me chasing a mossad agent trying to assassinate me by attacking my kidney.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Can I bring a group of 50 hammer skins?

@TrollCat's Owner are you okay with getting stomped by a bunch of dudes wearing red laces and suspenders?

If you don't want to get turned into paste for the honor of some horrifying-looking British mental case, there's no loss of face. I wouldn't risk that either.