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It couldn't be that these women are with their husbands and therefore actually feel safe enough to be able to frown at troons in public without being in physical or societal danger. They're just jealous! They're totally not laughing at troons together, heterosexually.

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DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
It couldn't be that these women are with their husbands and therefore actually feel safe enough to be able to frown at troons in public without being in physical or societal danger. They're just jealous! They're totally not laughing at troons together, heterosexually.
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Exactly. The men and women are probably looking at them in the same way (likely with disgust or just checking out the sideshow freak). Still, they perceive the looks from women as hostile and the looks from men as "checking them out" because they hate actual women and think that all women are constantly acting like jealous cunts over their partners. They need that cope to survive.
 
I looked at that Aussie "Services and Support" page.

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I couldn't get past the fact that the leftmost paragraph is fully justified rather than left-aligned like the rest.

Trannies just can't do anything right, can they?
 
Syikeblade said:
Found more gold on r/straight trans girls, this time a tranny whining about how his straight friend got with a girl on his birthday (seems pretty common on here)
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God, I had a horrible realization that it could have been the other guy's first kiss too, imagine if your first kiss is with a tranny. I would need to :drink:
 
Haramburger said:
I know this was hyperbole, but in swapping out bits it made me realize a lot of troons need a hobby with delayed gratification.
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It’s funny put this way because you’d think picking up a meaningful art form as a hobby to start and improve on over the span of years would be a reasonable extension of that idea, then you stop thinking about it in a vacuum and see how many troons and pooners already draw (poorly) or make music (terribly) and even that doesn’t work.
 
LMlurker said:
Had all my hair forcibly shaven off.
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That knocked loose an old memory.
The first BF of my young teenage life, his father suddenly grabbed him and shaved him bald with an electric razor. (No troon connection, just extreme parental frustration and creative discipline.) He had a big round head and looked like a walking light bulb with Charles Manson eyes after. His parents made him go to school and around town looking that way too. All that did was add to his reputation and ego. And increasing madness. A few months later he burned their house down.
 
Future L:
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Will a corset actually reshape my body long-term? (self.MtF)

Hi, I hope you’re all doing well!
I had a silly question about corsets.. will wearing one long term actually have an impact on the shape of my rib cage? I understand they change your shape when worn, but can they have an effect after you take them off if you wear one long enough and consistently? A lot of people wear them to hide belly fat, but I don’t really have a problem with that right now (despite cyproterone’s best efforts to make me thicc 😅😅). I’m more uncomfortable with the proportion of my rib cage to the rest of my body (yay, bone dysphoria!). Would a corset help with this long term?
Any advice or insight would be greatly appreciated!!
All the best!! <3

Note the horrifying comment:
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"Who needs internal organs, I'm gonna 41% myself anyway in a few years"


They have chosen... wisely:
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My parents have chosen Trump and the Republicans over their children.... (self.MtF)

I've been out to my parents for about 3 months, it's been hard and we fought about it, but I thought we had come to some level of respect and care. However all of that illusion of progress was them just pretending.
My mother has the nerve to call my partner of over a decade, deadname me continuously, accuse us of being in the LGBT cult. Feel I'm mislead because I won't vote for those who openly and actively want to harm me and my family. Thinly veiled threats of disinherenting.
This after I had almost forgiven her for actively trying to convince my husband to leave me because he's gay.
It's clear now they don't see me as a woman and any attempt to get close to us is to stab me in the back.

This tranny is also married to a gay man:
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MtF that transitioned while in a "M"/M relationship and stayed together how did you do it?Relationships (self.MtF)
submitted 1 month ago by Shadowfoxx757
I've been in a relationship with my husband for over 10 year, we've moved across the country together, we're raising a child, we've been almost inseparable since we met.
My husband was lightly surprised, but supportive when I told him I wanted to transition. I've previously identified as gender fluid since we dated, so it was always a possibility.
My problem is my husband is GAY, he's not bi, not bi-curous, but gay. The more I transition, the less he's physically attracted to me. The happier I am in my body, the less physical attention he seems interested in. We of course love each other and support each other. I know sexuality can't really be changed either.
Any advice?

His "solution" is to turn their marriage into an open relationship. Watch as husband hits the gay bars and eventually dumps the tranny for someone with a functioning cock. The copium "offers the same opportunities to me" is pure cope because nobody wants to fuck a tranny.
Thank you, yeah we've in the past allowed a more open relationship and have talked about this option. In the end we are happy with our life and family, but I'm ok with him getting his needs met as long as he's safe about it, offers the same opportunities to me, openly communicates and returns to me after he's done.

Relationships are more than sex, and even if the odds are against us we're going to try to make things work.


Pooner of the day:
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Dating is hopeless self.ftm
Submitted 1 hour ago by transgenderdinosaur
I know nobody wants to date me or be with me because I am trans. Maybe it’s where I live but I can’t afford to move. I feel very lonely. I take care of myself and I’d say that even I’m decently handsome and I have hobbies and dreams and interests. But I know that being trans always drives everyone away.
At this point I’ve had to come to terms with the fact that there isn’t anyone for me, and I need to embrace being alone. I am the happiest with who I am I’ve ever been, and yet now that I finally love myself nobody else will ever love me because of what I am. In becoming someone I love I made myself unloveable to everyone else.
I am gay

"But wait" you say "there are plenty of fish in the sea, there must be somebody out there." Luckily they also posted a short note about themselves and what they're looking for in a partner. Have you ever seen a man write a list like this?
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Realizing I’d have to win the lottery to find a partner. (self.lonely)

I am a gay trans man, interested in men. I’m incredibly eccentric, I have a lot of artistic interests. I’m also very moralistic and it’s more important to me that my partner is a good person and emotionally mature than smart or rich etc.
My lifestyle is very very healthy, and already that eliminates a lot of people. I have a ton of allergies and have to live in a strict hypoallergenic home, (no scented detergents or cleaners or mainstream shampoos or perfumes). I also have ADHD, and this makes me weird sometimes.
I try so hard to be a good person and I really care a lot about people in my life. recently my two close friends have both met their person , the one I rarely hear from anymore and the other one just did, and I know they’ll drift away and spend their time with their partners and not me. (Which is fine! That’s totally fine.)
My ex (together 5 years) nearly cheated on me left me for someone else because I just “wasn’t attractive enough”. We were pretty compatible in so many ways and I was blindsided by it. This has been the same with my last 3 relationships , where they bailed the moment something that seemed better came around. Each time I held on trying to make things work because that’s what you do, but they all withdrew and bailed and didn’t even try to fix what was there.
I have a ton of problems and niche issues (being trans, being a man seeking men, health stuff,) and I realized that to find someone compatible with everything about me …. Doesn’t exist. I have a higher likelihood of winning a million.
I just wanted somewhere to share this. The crushing realization.
I’ve struggled with a lot of people my age too because it feels like people are so extremely emotionally tone deaf and unable to communicate or have a healthy relationship because they’re so immature or lack self awareness.
I have realized I expect too much. My standards are too high
• be a kind person • be cute (you don’t have to be a model I just want some sexual chemistry) • be a sensitive person • emotional maturity • respectful, thoughtful, loving
I don’t really have a lot of standards but to find someone like that who is okay with everything wrong with me is so impossible. I realized i probably don’t have a person. And everyone I know gradually drifts away from me because they just want to be with their boyfriend or girlfriend 24/7.
I feel like I’m a kid again, everyone gets chosen as a partner in class and I’m left standing there and not being chosen. I’ve never really been anyone’s first choice.
Now , I like to think I’m a decent person. I try to choose myself every day. I work out, I’m working towards something meaningful/a sense of purpose, I have hobbies, I don’t truly think I’m ugly im pretty average. I spend a lot of time on myself and try to be the best person I can be. I’ve worked real hard on my self esteem.
But I just don’t think there’s anybody for me out there and facing a lifetime alone when I’m the kind of person who enjoys and loves intimacy and closeness is really brutal and sometimes I wish I wasn’t trans , or had health issues. My journey to become someone and something I love , made nobody else able to love me. I picture myself getting older and realizing I’ll l probably be alone is hard. I mean for one I don’t know why someone would choose me when you could find a million people just like me who aren’t trans and who don’t have health problems.
Thanks for reading.
 
Syikeblade said:
Found more gold on r/straight trans girls, this time a tranny whining about how his straight friend got with a girl on his birthday (seems pretty common on here)
And the last sentence is hilarious, basically admits to being gay and refuses to date trans men. I love how honest they are with how they see other transgenders.
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“For dysphoria reasons.” That’s a good one. I wonder if you could make that work as a non-trans person. “Sorry, Lilith, I know you’re a woman, but being with an AMAB causes me dysphoria.”
 
General Disarray said:
I looked at that Aussie "Services and Support" page.

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I couldn't get past the fact that the leftmost paragraph is fully justified rather than left-aligned like the rest.

Trannies just can't do anything right, can they?
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Not only that…notice how the text under “Case Management” is literally the same* as the text under “Accommodation”? Probably a copy-and-paste fuckup that wasn’t caught during the final proofread.

Anything a troon touches, has a part in, or is relied on for is guaran-fucking-teed to be a failure. Why would anyone expect anything better from a defective who literally disputes the whole “boys have a penis and girls have a vagina” fact that even a 4-year old understands? It’s another reason why you should never hire them for anything.

*with the exception of “Transgender Homelessness Services” being plural within the middle text body, versus singular (“Service”) in the left one.
 
SmallTruck said:
Phemoid is just a hooker that likes to complain about the fact she made money showing her moldy overly stretched vagina, and now likes to play the victim about it.

I hope she gets murdered.
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you're responding to a post about Finnster, an actual man. That's a latex breastplate you're complaining about.
 
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God, I had a horrible realization that it could have been the other guy's first kiss too, imagine if your first kiss is with a tranny. I would need to :drink:
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So drunk you don't notice until their five o'clock shadow scrapes against your skin.

Syikeblade said:
Found more gold on r/straight trans girls, this time a tranny whining about how his straight friend got with a girl on his birthday (seems pretty common on here)
And the last sentence is hilarious, basically admits to being gay and refuses to date trans men. I love how honest they are with how they see other transgenders.
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And the girl in question was his girlfriend.

Meaning this person expected his friend to cheat on his girlfriend with a tyranny, and was devastated when it didn't happen.
 
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Digital Thunder said:
It’s funny put this way because you’d think picking up a meaningful art form as a hobby to start and improve on over the span of years would be a reasonable extension of that idea, then you stop thinking about it in a vacuum and see how many troons and pooners already draw (poorly) or make music (terribly) and even that doesn’t work.
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It think it goes badly because the only music they attempt is chiptunes or whatever they hear in their animes, and the drawing is just anime or fursonas. It's harder to make gardening deviant, though I've seen eyelashes and boobies put on that Blaster Master Zero potted plant so anything's possible.
 
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