Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Master]

Hah! It seems you're not a TRUE fan. Only real fans would know that Chris has two throats. One in his neck and one in his ass!

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

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Oh look Chris is sick and is taking a break from his busy life. That's so rela...wait a minute

 

[a potato]

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As usual... something so blatant goes right over his head

I can't wait until someone tells Chris-Chan the truth.

 

[idosometimes]

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I am very glad Chris is taking time out of his busy work schedule to rest. Poor guy works like a dog to support his family. It was only a matter of time before it started affecting with his health.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Fluids....

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Get better soon, Chris.

 

[DragoonSierra]

How does he get a cold from never going outside?

 

[Lurkman]

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The good news is that masturbation can actually help colds.

So Chris can get treatment AND liquids.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Chris is confusing his throat with the number of chins he has.

A fall cold is nothing to complain about unless you have no life and no one wants to be around you.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Chris is confusing his throat with the number of chins he has.

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

How does he get a cold from never going outside?

his unsanitary surroundings

 

[Trilby]

Chris has multiple throats? All the better to wolf down fast food with, I guess.

I see I wasn't the only one to notice.

his unsanitary surroundings

That'll do it!

 

[Goochole]

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As usual... something so blatant goes right over his head

Chris logic: Anything bad is Trump now.

"oh this cheese has expired, damn Donald Trump!"

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

I see I wasn't the only one to notice.


That'll do it!

they say constant exposure to pathogens builds up the immune system, but Chris isn't the healthiest person either so his surroundings are probably going to make him ill if they haven't caused anything blatantly noticeable already

 

[TheRollinWonder-]

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It looks like a mutant, but I never realized it actually IS a mutant!

 

[Trilby]

It looks like a mutant, but I never realized it actually IS a mutant!

That first sentence already feels like it's two separate sentences slammed together the way it's written.

 

[TheRollinWonder-]

That first sentence already feels like it's two separate sentences slammed together the way it's written.

Lol, yeah. It looks like it rushed to make that post as a whole.

 

[LAM]

How does he get a cold from never going outside?

His immune system is too busy fighting his taint infection.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

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'rest for me today'.

You've literally been resting for 20 years, how is today going to be any different?

 

[Zarkov]

But what about his taint infection ? Is he still going to die ?

That's an important question that has never been asked before.