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I don't think that's the movie I'm talking about. The movie looked old. Like it'd be made in 1970/80 or something. Unless you're quoting the wrong post.
💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.
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What a great mugshot face. Looking forward to seeing it when he's arrested for sexual assault.
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16.
https://www.khaleejtimes.com/city-times/mini-mayhem-2
A few years ago Alec Baldwin claimed that he had been lied to about her age and flipped out, which was denied by the producers.
https://www.indiewire.com/features/general/minis-first-time-alec-baldwin-nikki-reed-1201801212/
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The lying faggot also claims he's basically black because he grew up on the mean streets. Look how hard he chimped when Eric July told him he was nothing but a white-bread ass nigga.
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He does have a 3475 page KF thread though. That's quite impressive.
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I think quoting the wrong post, or at least missing you were talking about a movie that was not Mini's First Time. Pretty Baby was 1978 but I don't think you were talking about that either.
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He should. I proved he was a lawyer to KickVic early on when Shane and all those other idiots were saying he's a fraud. He seems to really appreciate that at the time.
Mind you, I'm not saying he thinks Hardin isn't. Only that Dick has, and it wouldn't shock me if he's dumb enough to go along with that.
One funny way to see how how far gone he is would be to have him read Acerthon's lawsuit. Could he curtail his hatred of Null and the Farms enough to be any sort of honest and objective?
If he thinks it's anything other than dogshit, he needs to be committed.
So, wait... is that what Nick cited as an example of Alec Baldwin having anger issues?
Because, if so, holy shit. He would have have done better to go with this:
That's Baldwin yelling his (then) minor daughter some 16 years ago. Baldwin was roasted in the press for that.
I think Baldwin would have been right if he flipped out if they didn't tell him Nikki Reed's age.
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Replace 'impressive' with 'a trainwreck' then I would be inclined to agree with you.He does have a 3475 page KF thread though. That's quite impressive.
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"HAHA THE MOVIE IS SO GREAT BECAUSE THAT TEENAGER MIGHT PUMP HER STEPFATHER BY MISTAKE AND THE BLACK GUY MUST HAVE A BIG DICK CAUSE HE BLACK HAHA GET IT GET IT?"
how am i supposed to make nick-o-comics anymore, he's just fucking gross and braindead now.
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Mini's first time features not only underage sex, but faux incest bait "stepfather" sex. The underage daughter decides one day to try being a prostitute and wouldn't you know it, totally by chance her second customer turns out to be her stepfather. Of course they have sex, fall in love and then the father kills the mother. Its a film at the level of cheap exploitation cinema with a very expensive cast.
Its a garbage film. IMO. It supposedly had a budget of six million dollars and has official box office of $48k. The box office indicates that the film was probably never released in theaters except in a very nominal way. It may not have gone beyond being in film festivals.
The film was not only produced by Kevin Spacey, it was made by one of his personal production companies (Trigger Street Productions) and co-produced with his creep friend/business partner Dana Brunetti.
People can BS their way into claiming that there is some sort of artistic merit in "American Beauty" or that the people who made at least thought they were being artistic. But I don't think anyone could credibly even suggest that about "Mini's First time".
Its a garbage film. IMO. It supposedly had a budget of six million dollars and has official box office of $48k. The box office indicates that the film was probably never released in theaters except in a very nominal way. It may not have gone beyond being in film festivals.
The film was not only produced by Kevin Spacey, it was made by one of his personal production companies (Trigger Street Productions) and co-produced with his creep friend/business partner Dana Brunetti.
People can BS their way into claiming that there is some sort of artistic merit in "American Beauty" or that the people who made at least thought they were being artistic. But I don't think anyone could credibly even suggest that about "Mini's First time".
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Dude, I suspected you guys were serious and they were real, but I would've thought he'd be alone telling this story to the ceiling cats and not actual real grown ass men.
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I'm honestly surprised I haven't seen anything from Balldoman and the rest of Dicks crew about poor things. Is it because Emma Stone is too old for them?
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This reads to me like the entire film was a $6m excuse to rail a 16 year old.
Classic Hollywood, no wonder Nicky loves it.
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Maybe if you just set aside your prudishness you Kiwi stalker child, then you would realize that gay nigger incest jokes, are in fact, the funniest jokes a professional comedian and social media expert like Nick could make.
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I second this.
The lolcow I follow most directly, Nathen Mazri, is the son of a Saudi billionaire investment banker. The guy is an insane homosexual man child whose attitude and antics have little to do with his wealth. Rather, the wealth is what allows him to do things that other lolcows with his mentality can’t. Many have described him as “rich Chris Chan” and that’s not entire wrong.
Nick is an asshole, a degenerate, a severe alcoholic, and a disingenuous faggot, but wealth doesn’t make any of that. In fact, I thought all of those things about him years before learning of his wealth. The only thing I don’t like about wealthy lolcows like idubs, Nick, etc is the frustration one feels when they’re able to go on thinking their problems are the worst when in reality their problems are usually self inflicted and can be resolved with a hand wave should they stop being stupid for five minutes.
That said, it would be really funny if Nick lost everything and his family got to keep all the money on the sole condition they kick him out
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I tend to agree.
The girl (Nikki Reed) grew up in LA. She walked out on her parents and dropped out of school at 14. She somehow came to live with Creep female film director Catherine Hardwicke who at the time of their meeting was a production designer.
Catherine Hardwicke put Nikki Reed into a very young teen sex'n drugs in LA exploitation movie called "thirteen" which made Hardwicke into an important person in Hollywood. It was sold as being "autobiographical" of Nikki Reed's childhood. It was another generic exploitation film designed to show how bad kids and their lives were.
Then a couple years later you have a whole collection of creepy old men around hollywood all getting together and making a film centered around her guaranteed to lose all the money spent on it. A film with an expensive male cast, but written and first time directed by some nobody TV writer who did nothing before or since. And not even released into theaters.
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Jan 6 and Jews.
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To add more evidence to the whole "the kids were for the inheritance" idea, Kayla and him stopped shitting out kids almost exactly once the grandparents were dead and buried. they went from getting pregnant 7 times in 10 years (roughly) to not even having a scare. And i don't remember either talking about birth control either so i'd have to assume they literally stopped having sex (or at least regular sex) once they had no financial benefit to do so.
the fact that fraiser as show even exists and the characters aren't working at a tire shop sort of proves the rich are way more full of personality than normal people.
the time to be skinny is when you're in your 20s. there's no such thing as a twink daddy for a reason. a man should look like a man. even aids ridden freddie mercury looked ready to kick some ass.
99% of people i know with high standards that would bitch at someone (employees/students/their own kids) for having something out of disarray will always let protected classes off the hook. Now that would be a semi-sane policy if you're dealing with a token maybe once a year, but these stupid fucks still do it when they're living an area thats 90% non-straight white male.
from what little we've heard, at least we can say they waited until their own kids were grown and middle age before doing the things they fantasized about.
it wasn't even a good quality car but a typical muscle car you'd see your average enlisted retard get. that might also explain his hatred towards his family/why we couldn't clock him as a rich boy. that trust fund must really be tight and he truely was living a subsistence lifestyle with the purse strings only opening if it meant something that might help the kids. that would explain the weekly massages for 6 but nick acting like a teenager with his car of choice.
that might be the only good thing, dying when he did he probably just knew nick as a lawyer with a family and kids. i'm sure based on social media he was just as wholesome as people thought back in 2018. maybe there may have been gossip about him as a teenager but he could chalk that up to being a teenager. we also don't know how shitty the rest of the family is doing. being a lawyer is still a massive accomplishment very few can do.
this is another one that screams "never had money before" style vacation. its only $1000 a night max to stay there. which sounds like a lot but they stayed on the off season and didn't get the premium rooms and plenty of nicer hotels and crusies are of similar price range and are a much better time. IIRC they got like the basic room too, which isn't something someone who's lived rich would do.
its not dangerous beauty if you're 100% about it being a dubbed film, but the rest of your description makes it sound like that. it really is a hit with people of a certain gen X flavor too.
i think the best take is that he's only rich on paper. he really got the worst of both worlds. parents too cheap and stupid to give him a higher quality life but not poor enough to have an interesting upbringing. He reminds me a lot of Opie hughes trying to play along with the dirtbags on O&A about their upbringing.
this is where that whole "its not social class but social genre" thing comes into play because i know plenty of rich people who have more personality than an entire welfare line, the problem is the rich people i know are like sons of mob accountants or used car salesmen or cattle wranglers or oil men. Plus just in general the type of person into say art or anything beyond the typical goyslop is almost always rich. while i do know multiple people that contradict that statement it just feels like the stereotype of the artist with parents funding their lifestyle rings truer than the welder thats also into woody allen films. Mind you this isn't even a rare notion. the new york times openly shittalked an hbo show (high maintance) for pretending like the poor or immigrant population has as much of a fulfilling life with massive private school vocabularies as your typical tv writer.
the fact that fraiser as show even exists and the characters aren't working at a tire shop sort of proves the rich are way more full of personality than normal people.
you think thats bad, she got famous for a movie called thirteen which was just Kids but a. on the west coast and b. instead of barely legal adults playing teenagers had nikki reed as a 13 year old acting like a crazy drug addicted slut. did i mention they said in the marketing that it was a semi-autobiographical film?
its crazy, he has to be doing meth, he looks horrifying. something william shatner got right about aging is that you do look better a bit fat, the skin can't handle being thin. an extra 5 pounds every decade to keep yourself looking mostly the same.
the time to be skinny is when you're in your 20s. there's no such thing as a twink daddy for a reason. a man should look like a man. even aids ridden freddie mercury looked ready to kick some ass.
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Is he dipping his toes back into drama farming? No one is asking him to cover the Gina stuff after he made a fool of himself last time.
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#Balldoaudit
Well done, this is the Balldo that claimed he grew up impoverished around hard mean niggas.
What a whiney little bitch, every normal kid had a budget in college/university, especially the ones that moved out.
These luxury brands are for marks anyway, why would anyone want a watch that doesn't serve as a watch, with so much gay bling on it that makes seeing the time impossible? It's just a bracelet for closeted rich gay men.
Even the most convincing fake will be blown out under a cheap Chinese stereo microscope. I handled a fake LV once and had to use one to see the wool threading being improper, it was actually pretty fun. Turned out that "fake" was an artisan product using reclaimed leather from a large keepall 45 bag. Autism is borderless.
Many phone cameras have higher magnification capabilities nowadays, these fakes aren't gonna fly with someone who knows what they're seeing. Hell, a $25 illuminated loupe eliminates 99% of good replicas.
Many phone cameras have higher magnification capabilities nowadays, these fakes aren't gonna fly with someone who knows what they're seeing. Hell, a $25 illuminated loupe eliminates 99% of good replicas.
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