💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Sure would be a pity if Dan decided to see Fatrick's reading hour

The name change is interesting; you'd think "A Christmas Carnage" would be enough but maybe he was told to make it sound like a real book so he added the other bit.

Another panel.

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This con is small even compared to the ones Pat usually goes to so I think they were desperate to pad out the schedule Remember the "space herpes" panel he did at like 9am that there's no evidence of? I'm convinced he gets an empty room and just doesn't do the show.
 
This con is small even compared to the ones Pat usually goes to so I think they were desperate to pad out the schedule Remember the "space herpes" panel he did at like 9am that there's no evidence of? I'm convinced he gets an empty room and just doesn't do the show.
When you need to fill a lot of space for very cheap there's nobody like Patrick Tomlinson.
 
Fatrick makes Richard Simmons sound straight. What a child-obsessed lispy loser.
That's a funny comparison. Richard stopped doing the Howard Stern show after Howard took a call from a gay prostitute that Richard hired. He said Richard liked to be hit, slapped/punched etc. So he would get in this guys face and say "Daddy's gurl's been a baaad guuurl!" over and over until the guy would just beat the shit out of him.

To me it looks like Pat is doing the twitter equivalent of that.
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The name change is interesting; you'd think "A Christmas Carnage" would be enough but maybe he was told to make it sound like a real book so he added the other bit.

Another panel.

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This con is small even compared to the ones Pat usually goes to so I think they were desperate to pad out the schedule Remember the "space herpes" panel he did at like 9am that there's no evidence of? I'm convinced he gets an empty room and just doesn't do the show.
We're obviously not sci fi pro writers but Venus is undoubtedly the stupidest site for a colony in the solar system. You get the expense of a gravity well combined with no real usable resources and a goddamn acidic oven surrounding your dirigible city and it gets worse if you want to colonize its surface. It'd be easier to colonize literally anywhere else. In fact the only possible value of Venus due to its insane inhospitability would be as the world's most expensive... prison.
 
The name change is interesting; you'd think "A Christmas Carnage" would be enough but maybe he was told to make it sound like a real book so he added the other bit.

Another panel.

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This con is small even compared to the ones Pat usually goes to so I think they were desperate to pad out the schedule Remember the "space herpes" panel he did at like 9am that there's no evidence of? I'm convinced he gets an empty room and just doesn't do the show.
I hope we get a recording of this 1.7 GPA panel.
 
We're obviously not sci fi pro writers but Venus is undoubtedly the stupidest site for a colony in the solar system. You get the expense of a gravity well combined with no real usable resources and a goddamn acidic oven surrounding your dirigible city and it gets worse if you want to colonize its surface. It'd be easier to colonize literally anywhere else. In fact the only possible value of Venus due to its insane inhospitability would be as the world's most expensive... prison.
There's been a recent resurgence of Venus colonization wank due to some feminism-flavored nonsense about how Mars/Venus : Men/Women and so clearly the reason people talk about Mars colonization instead of Venus colonization is sexism.
 
We're obviously not sci fi pro writers but Venus is undoubtedly the stupidest site for a colony in the solar system. You get the expense of a gravity well combined with no real usable resources and a goddamn acidic oven surrounding your dirigible city and it gets worse if you want to colonize its surface. It'd be easier to colonize literally anywhere else. In fact the only possible value of Venus due to its insane inhospitability would be as the world's most expensive... prison.
The biggest argument for trying to colonize Venus, and the one Fatrick seems to be making, is that you basically do it as a two-fer with Mars. The general gist is the shit that you'd do to make Venus habitable would create a fuckton of CO2, which is what Mars needs. However as you note Venus is so inhospitable in the first place you'd never be able to set up colonies to try and exploit the resources, not to mention how you're then supposed to transport the by-products between Venus and Mars anyway.
 
This con is small even compared to the ones Pat usually goes to so I think they were desperate to pad out the schedule Remember the "space herpes" panel he did at like 9am that there's no evidence of? I'm convinced he gets an empty room and just doesn't do the show.
The fuck does a 1.7 GPA retard who thinks there's a "plane of the eclectic" have to say about terraforming? He's a literal retard. Maybe if it was a panel on shitting your own pants he'd have something to contribute.
It'd be easier to colonize literally anywhere else.
You wouldn't even really need to terraform Mars. You could just dig down about 50 miles or so and the bottom would have a breathable atmosphere. Or more practically, you could just have oxygen collecting machines and live in some kind of pressurized dome. Of course if it failed you'd have basically a couple minutes to live, but presumably you could have some kind of emergency shelters for that eventuality.

With Venus, you'd have to get rid of the fact you'd be fried in acid in seconds before even getting around to the terraforming part.
 
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The fuck does a 1.7 GPA retard who thinks there's a "plane of the eclectic" have to say about terraforming? He's a literal retard. Maybe if it was a panel on shitting your own pants he'd have something to contribute.
Dude failed at gardening a 8x4 plot and put up a fence backwards. He's an expert at agriculture and engineering as well as an actual tough guy.
 
The name change is interesting; you'd think "A Christmas Carnage" would be enough but maybe he was told to make it sound like a real book so he added the other bit.

Another panel.

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This con is small even compared to the ones Pat usually goes to so I think they were desperate to pad out the schedule Remember the "space herpes" panel he did at like 9am that there's no evidence of? I'm convinced he gets an empty room and just doesn't do the show.
Warframe did the whole "terraforming Venus" thing better, Pat.
 
However as you note Venus is so inhospitable in the first place you'd never be able to set up colonies to try and exploit the resources,
Patrick is an expert on this, see the half-hovel's terraformed paradise backyard

not to mention how you're then supposed to transport the by-products between Venus and Mars anyway.
Transporting large amounts of gas? Nikki
 
With Venus, you'd have to get rid of the fact you'd be fried in acid in seconds
If you aren’t crushed by the planet’s atmospheric pressure first. It’s the equivalent of having a car (or roughly half of a Patrick) sitting on every square inch of your body. I would argue that Venus is the least inhabitable terrestrial planet, maybe even body, in the solar system. I know it’s sci-fi, but these retards need to get a grip.
Patrick is an expert on this, see the half-hovel's terraformed paradise backyard
I don’t know that there is enough salt on Mars to support Patrick’s terraforming practices. I mean that both physically and metaphorically.
 
I've mentioned how much of a dick Pat is on Threads and how they have strict TOS, and oopsie:

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I'm sure Zuckerberg specifically took it down. He probably wants to get banned so he can say "Welp, I have to use Twitter".
 
I'm looking forward to the end of this month, Patrick at cons always leads to some funny shit. I remember when one of the pests were putting up cards everywhere that lead to payquasi at one and randos were finding them wondering if they were part of some kind of ARG or something.
 
The name change is interesting; you'd think "A Christmas Carnage" would be enough but maybe he was told to make it sound like a real book so he added the other bit.

Another panel.

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This con is small even compared to the ones Pat usually goes to so I think they were desperate to pad out the schedule Remember the "space herpes" panel he did at like 9am that there's no evidence of? I'm convinced he gets an empty room and just doesn't do the show.
I'm willing to bet he's going to read some wikipedo article or regurgitate shit everyone already knows about how to technically colonize Venus since he basically did that with Project Orion's idea and piggishly slapped it on to one of his crummy ship designs for his sci fi novels (The nuclear bomb propulsion ship.)
In fact the "giant floating cities" idea sounds like that theory about life possibly existing on Venus's atmosphere outside of the dense poisonous acid clouds.
 
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