💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Mourning_Cloak said:
I'd pay big righteous bucks to see Patrick have a direct, in person interaction with any number of the other lolcattle on this site.

Ralph (the other pig), Rackets (the other alcoholic), Chantal (another fatass)...we've got a lot that are "into things" too! Could always go with the classic CWC. The possibilities are endless.
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No, the interview that needs to happen is with Keffals. The synergy of their egos and delusions of grandeur would tear a hole in realspace.
 
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Anytime you see Pat post anything even adjacent to "witty." Do a keyword search and bust him.
 
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Kirtto said:
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Never forget about Rick noble linage of tough guys just like him
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What I love about all the PUNCH NAZIS tough guys on Twitter is that not a single one of them knows what was done with the actual Nazis. They think the war was just shooting Nazi party members, not conscripted or enlisted Germans. (edit: I am not making the Clean Wehrmacht argument, merely noting that they didn't have to be full-on card-carrying Nazis just to fight for their country.) Grandfather Tomlinson was just mowing down Hitler's propagandists, bureaucrats and researchers at Normandy.

Even though U.S. total war policy wasn't Soviet total war policy and allowed for surrender and minimized just massacring everyone, especially non-military. Even though postwar denazification wound up punishing a bunch of lower level people who had to join the Nazi Party just to survive (i.e. having a job or not being thrown in a camp) while amnestying tons of higher ups simply to clear the backlogs of cases the system couldn't handle by the original deadline. Even though Operation Paperclip is beyond well known and wasn't the only program of its type. Even though there were big scandals throughout postwar Germany when some famous or government dude is found to have a Nazi background because of how totalizing the regime was. (Also some real jerks because of that amnesty I mentioned.) Even though Germany for a long time didn't really want to do the kind of totalitarian condemnation Jennifer demands 80 years later because they had an actual understanding of what happened on the ground in such a regime.

This is all aside from the fact that in America we don't violently punish Americans for being Nazis or sympathizing with them. Rick never stops wanting to sacrifice democracy to fascism so he can feel safe knowing the state is suppressing people who disagree with his creepy ignorant nationalist views.
 
Mourning_Cloak said:
I'd pay big righteous bucks to see Patrick have a direct, in person interaction with any number of the other lolcattle on this site.

Ralph (the other pig), Rackets (the other alcoholic), Chantal (another fatass)...we've got a lot that are "into things" too! Could always go with the classic CWC. The possibilities are endless.
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I've always wanted to see who the toughest "tough guy" is in some sort of combat sport. It's a shame Fat Rick is so cowardly, I'd pay PPV price to see him vs Movie Bobert in the main with Shane Nokes vs Queen of poles on the undercard. Crowdfund that too, null.
 
Booby Jones said:
I've always wanted to see who the toughest "tough guy" is in some sort of combat sport. It's a shame Fat Rick is so cowardly, I'd pay PPV price to see him vs Movie Bobert in the main with Shane Nokes vs Queen of poles on the undercard. Crowdfund that too, null.
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It should probably be done in Russia so it could air on Epic Fighting Champion or do it wherever Fighting Circus takes place.
 
Kirtto said:
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Sure would be a pity if Dan decided to see Fatrick's reading hour
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Devastating if Dan's the only one to show up, but I've seen his panels in the past, it would be Dan, some random homeless dude trying to sleep and a hand full of the people who attend those conventions, single digit though, I'm gonna guess three. Don't want to encourage anything nor can I cosign that but Dan "five sinks" Mullen's gonna Dan the way Dan Dans.
 
Jeff_the_Thriller said:
Every time I feel a pang of empathy for him, I remember what total and complete asshole he is with 0 redeeming qualities.
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I once briefly felt mild empathy for him. It was when he was trying to explain unsecured contact forms to people he (and Yours, In Christ Niki) had allegedly messaged.

It took me right back to the mid 90's when a much younger Billy took a contract to train a large chain of funeral homes on their first contact with PCs. I was almost as repetitive as Rick.

'Let's start with the hardware. This the monitor, keyboard and mou...no, the data isn't kept behind the glass, it's stored...wait, put the mouse on the desk. No, it's not exactly the same as the TV clicker, but we'll get to that later.'

14 States and untold bottles of whiskey later I came home and swore I'd rather eat out of dumpsters than do an 'Introduction to' contract ever again.
 
AirdropShitposts said:
This is all aside from the fact that in America we don't violently punish Americans for being Nazis or sympathizing with them. Rick never stops wanting to sacrifice democracy to fascism so he can feel safe knowing the state is suppressing people who disagree with his creepy ignorant nationalist views.
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It's just like how Pat wants section 230 to be torn up. He is too stupid to realize that he would be instantly removed from all social media websites for his hot takes. On top of this, he would be sued to oblivion for his various blogs and their comment sections associated with him.
 
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'Let's start with the hardware. This the monitor, keyboard and mou...no, the data isn't kept behind the glass, it's stored...wait, put the mouse on the desk. No, it's not exactly the same as the TV clicker, but we'll get to that later.'
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I’m sure that’s what Fatty Batty Boy’s lawyers feel like working on his case. They’re probably rethinking their whole lives and seriously considering what panhandling out the front of liquor stores would be like.
 
Red Frida said:
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Easily the worst poster.
Seeing that tranny alog's posts shit up their threads makes me want to quit the second, better forum sometimes.
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It always turns out to be "just a joke." However, as jokes, they are lacking in that they are never funny. Rather than stop posting, he tries to rescue himself with more unfunny bilge, further spoiling the thread.

His posts are a drip feed of barely disguised, misguided, and misplaced rancor. If he is some ugly, bitter, and twisted tranny that is seething at the world, then he has inadvertently created something funny, namely his life.
 
bile demon said:
This is my favorite room in the half-hovel.
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"Ahh, nothing like coming home in the evening after a long day of hard work tweeting at a bar, sitting down on a couch in my 40 sq ft room, cracking open a cold one and watching the drawer to unwind..."
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It's the Mustang motivational poster on the wall that really completes the room for me. I can't decide what's funnier: that it's the sort of shit 20-year-old stoners put on the wall of their studio apartment, or the fact he fucking framed it.

I've seen manchildren frame generic movie posters to make them 'classy', but this is a bold new stride in the field of tasteless.
 
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