📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Your Starter for 10]

This makes me nervous in the same way when someone puts a glass too close to the edge of the table

Hey is this the kind of trugget that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that, 'cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin' 'round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

That is a guy named Gabe who was born with no limbs who was known as a motivational speaker for disability exercise. Then he hit the troon wagon and trooned out and married a gay dude that looks like the guy who hides behind the alley offering free candy to children. He is fighting deportation at the moment because he is in the us and getting his shit funded by the US under a medical visa that he's had since he was a child.

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Before troonshine:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ur8_IUldv-I:8
After Troonshine:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LKJUFM4tsBU

Well, he can do make-up so if this doesn't work out for him, he can always rent himself out as a punchy clown.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Found this TiF looking at one of the SRS people comments. Mentally ill goth to trans pipeline
u/Natural-Hamster-3998
First post that caught my eye Link | Archive
Turns out she was married for 24 years then decided to poon out on her husband. He isn't attracted to her anymore and will only take a blowie at his horniest. She feels this isn't fair.

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Cis het husband doesn't want sex, until he does

We've been married 25 years, and I've been in transition for 1 year. Top surgery scheduled for Spring. Last time hubby had sex with me he said it would be the last time because I now have "an unbelievable amount of hair" on my thighs.

He doesn't see me as a man, and still calls me his wife. But now I'm "too male" to have sex with, until today, when he happily took a blow job.

Now I don't know what to think

[Edit] Husband does not want a divorce. I have offered to leave and he says he loves me, wants me to stay. He wants a "platonic" marriage. He says he's open to me dating. I haven't been on a date in 25 years. I feel like we could stay friends, but I don't see staying married like he wants. I just don't feel like this is fair.

She later posts on FTMover50 about her decision to divorce. She also talks about how a shop clerk tells her she needs a woman sized shoe. Link | Archive

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Getting divorced, but the shoe shop clerk saved me
I'm pre-op and don't really pass. Today my cis het husband of 25 years said he still sees me as his wife, but can't be intimate anymore because I look "too male." Both parts of that hurt. Fine, I told him. I called a divorce lawyer and got the process started.

My relatives are hostile to trans people, so I don't have anyone to talk to. Was feeling down with it all today, but then remembered I needed to get new running shoes so I left the apartment hoping getting out would make me feel better.

I go to this specialty place for my running shoes. The clerk must have clocked me right away as transgender, and with all the sad in my head I didn't pick up on it. Then he says, "unfortunately the size you need is a women's shoe, but I'll grab the most neutral ones I can find." He didn't ask my pronouns; he simply treated me as male. It was so different from how my spouse and family treats me I sat in the car for quite a while after leaving to process it.

I know post op it won't always be fun and roses, but maybe post op, post divorce, post new friends and finding a new family, it will be much better. I can get there, and it will be okay. I'm taking the win. I needed this today.

She then goes to trans meetups and is excited to larp as a creepy older man towards a "young girl", which is of course, a MTF tranny her own age. Link | Archive

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How can I talk to this cute trans woman I noticed at a trans MeetUp group without coming off as creepy
I (FTM, 54) decided after much prodding from my therapist, to join a trans MeetUp group to make some new friends. I want to find a new family and make new friends. Could use both. I rarely stay too long when I go because I get panic attacks in crowds.

About 30 minutes before I left this new girl shows up. She seems really new in her journey, Goth, and adorable. I wanted to say hello but I'm only a year or so on T and don't pass at all, and short. Plus it was her first time there.

Unfortunately I'm one of the few trans men in this group. It's all girls! I see myself as gay now more or less, which is why I'm kind of surprised I noticed her. BUT I DID.

Oh God now what? She's my age. I'm Goth too. And did I mention she is super adorable? Little gray Mohawk. Aw!

Ok there it is I laid it all out. What do I do? Am I a creepy old man? Why a girl?? (Although I had a 20 year lesbian "phase" that ended when the T kinda flipped my orientation all over the place. I submit to your eternal wisdom, family.

She's posted a few pictures of herself

Here she is just 2 years ago before she transitioned.

She goes into her life in one post, she had 2 kids before 24 and was a single parent at 29. Which is about the time she started dating the current man. She's also in debt about 10k.
Finding out she has kids is interesting as she talks about wanting a new family.

I know post op it won't always be fun and roses, but maybe post op, post divorce, post new friends and finding a new family, it will be much better. I can get there, and it will be okay.

I did a search by comments on the word kids for her profile. She has a comment to one of those "If you could tell your 18yo self three words what would you say"and her reply was "Don't have kids."
Here's a long comment about how her kids rejected her and her reaction was realizing she's now free.

I'm in my fifties, transitioning just last year, and for what it's worth, you have to do this on your own timeline, when you are ready and not a second before. I can also tell you that no matter when you retransition, it will still be difficult; you will still lose family and friends - people who you thought genuinely cared about you. And maybe in their own way they do, BUT: what you gain on the other side is the ability to see yourself for who you really are, (a peace for me I needed for decades) you will gain a new found family who loves you and supports you no matter what, and real, genuine friends who don't care what anyone thinks about having trans friends or trans people in general. It won't be Eutopia, but speaking from my own personal experience, it will be a better place. After I lost everybody, including one of my kids, I was sad for a long time. Then I realized, wait: I'm free. They can't do any worse at this point. Nowhere to go but up. I can do and be anything I want, anywhere I want. Once my divorce is final I'm moving across the country. I'm planning an adventure! Maybe I'll bump into you somewhere, who knows. The future, as they say, is wide open. _^

There was also a vent post about a based co-worker telling everyone about her psycho AGP ex. Link

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I'm FTM. Got transferred to a store where employee tells anyone who will listen (including customers) about her ex who "decided to be a trans-cat".

Started transition year and a half ago. Things are great. Got promoted and am now managing my own retail store. Been here a week. One of the long time employees here got divorced three years ago after her husband came out as a trans woman. This neighborhood is really right wing. I get Qanon customers telling me when the world is going to end (had 4 this week). Needless to say it's pretty transphobic here.

I'm not sure why, but this employee starts telling me the story of her ex. Here are the bullet points:

• came out then started wearing women's clothes without her consent
• started hrt so "he could grow titties to play with to masturbate all day" this is the only reason trans ppl take hrt
• wants to keep "his" dick because "he" thinks women with dicks are sexy, and see masturbation, above
• probably harms children
• wants to be a cat and use a litter box. (Why else would "he" enjoy anime cat girls so much? Obviously!)

There's a lot to unpack here, and she's bragging about how it caused her PTSD and now I show up and "trigger" her all over again. I'm guessing when the ex came out my employee enjoyed a great deal of attention with her story, and probably still does, but I'm not interested in hearing it all day every day. She just "doesn't know how to function" now at work with a transperson shoving it in her face (aka existing).

So work somewhere else?

I listened until she stopped talking and tried to educate her, whatever little tidbits I could try, and maybe it helped...?

I don't pass yet, can't bind for health reasons and have a big chest that I hate. Get misgenrered all day long. Sometimes it's an honest mistake, which I blow off, and sometimes it's malicious (especially from the customers) but again, I try to blow it off. Today was 11 hour shift with her trumpeting to her customers about her new boss who thinks "she's" a man and now she must relive her trauma every day. I wanna say, "ma'am, this is a Wendy's..." kind of answer but we are also short staffed and I can't spare any employees if she quits.

When I get settled from the promotion I will address this with her, but Jesus where do I start? And how do you handle transphobic customers without losing the store money?

I'm ok just needed to vent. I can't wait for this FUCKING election to be over so this shit goes down a notch. Fucking over it.

EDIT: Oh and I forgot about her pumpkin spice packer story. Link

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Pumpkin Spice Packer

THERE I WAS... Was in a single stall bathroom. Finishing up; as I was yoinking up my pants, my packer fell in the toilet.

"Aw no! Buddy! No!"

Omg. Ew. Now what??

I fished him out, took him to the sink and gave him a wash in the most pumpkin spice smelling soap I've ever experienced, but it was what they had. Three rinses later and he's still pumpkin spice fresh. So now are my pants.

This is a thing you know now. You're welcome.

 

[stupid frog]

>married for 25 years to "cis het man"
>had two kids before this marriage
>had a "lesbian phase for 20 years" before T
>has only been on T a year

???? When did you have 20 years to be a dyke? As a child?? It only ended when you started T???

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

• came out then started wearing women's clothes without her consent
• started hrt so "he could grow titties to play with to masturbate all day" this is the only reason trans ppl take hrt
• wants to keep "his" dick because "he" thinks women with dicks are sexy, and see masturbation, above
• probably harms children
• wants to be a cat and use a litter box. (Why else would "he" enjoy anime cat girls so much? Obviously!)

I love how this lady can hear all these things and just turn off her brain. Solidarity and Validation, I'm sure there's a perfectly non-sexual reason a grown man loves "anime cat-girls".

I'm watching it for the plot!

 

[batteredpancakes]

???? When did you have 20 years to be a dyke? As a child?? It only ended when you started T???

I'm guessing she's the type of woman who thinks it doesn't count as cheating if there's no men involved.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Trugget got dropped by his social media team.
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Did anybody else think of the sandbag in Super Smash Bros?

No?

Just me, then.

 

[Sí.]

Before troonshine:

I love the comments on this video. It seems no one got the memo he trooned out.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Some trans joy to gladden your heart from a true trans elder


link | archive

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New kid here​

Discussion

Hey,… I’m new here. Old, actually. Old new? New old? WTF.

I’m 70y/o. Transitioned in 1979. How about that,… I’m still alive. For now.

No family (that’ll talk to me,) no friends, physically old,… trouble walking, heart stuff, finally made it to emotional basket case status.

Have not had a date or ANYthing romantic in 45 years. Actual 70y/o virgin. I’ve resolved I am going to die alone, unloved, untouched,… I just want to give up.

I hope none of you go through this.

A troll? Maybe, but it’s telling a truth. The replies are mostly thanking the granny tranny for blazing the trail, but to the man who suggested this depressed geriatric virgin go on FetLife, which is like telling someone with a headache to skip the aspirin and go straight for black tar heroin.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Trannies: children very rarely get SRS! It's so rare that it might as well never happen!

Also trannies: 200 17 year old girls get their breasts chopped off in the name of dysphoria every year! This is much more important and normal than equally crazy moms giving their kids arm surgery so they can play baseball better!



(I am really curious if this is actually a thing now, because it sounds just as crazy as monolid eye surgery so a Korean woman can get a job, yet still less insane than underaged girls being put on hormones and cut up while still developing because trans. It's either that or this dude is projecting his agenda onto kids that require surgery after sports injuries.)

 

[cypocryphy]

Trugget got dropped by his social media team.
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Aw, man...Joe Bonham trooned out.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Poor bastard looks like Dong Gone if the Dong didn't have an obscenely proto-hominid square head.

 

[Dollar Store Crack Whore]

A troll? Maybe, but it’s telling a truth. The replies are mostly thanking the granny tranny for blazing the trail, but to the man who suggested this depressed geriatric virgin go on FetLife, which is like telling someone with a headache to skip the aspirin and go straight for black tar heroin.

In fairness if it is a 70 year old granny tranny I can't imagine them finding anyone outside of extreme fetish circles.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Trannies: children very rarely get SRS! It's so rare that it might as well never happen!

Also trannies: 200 17 year old girls get their breasts chopped off in the name of dysphoria every year! This is much more important and normal than equally crazy moms giving their kids arm surgery so they can play baseball better!

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(I am really curious if this is actually a thing now, because it sounds just as crazy as monolid eye surgery so a Korean woman can get a job, yet still less insane than underaged girls being put on hormones and cut up while still developing because trans. It's either that or this dude is projecting his agenda onto kids that require surgery after sports injuries.)

It's called Tommy John surgery

The surgery is elective only in the sense that it's trying to prevent more serious injury, It's only been done on kids who've already shown damage to the UCL. The surgery is one that is returning function, and hopefully maintaining it for longer. But, there are risks to it that are already prompting a conversation circling around what should be expected from kids in baseball.

The actual issue at play here is more akin to the dangers of concussions in football than anything. The ligaments in the human elbow were not meant to throw things as often or as forcefully as baseball now requires. The conversations have to do with whether or not kids should be playing the game at the level expected now. It is the perverse incentive of desire for recruitment that is driving this, so there's a very strong material incentive.


It's totally different than purely elective surgeries for mental health that will by default cause loss of function. One is a social dynamic, the other is a social contagion.

 

[Procrastinhater]

LMAO

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When you think of all the downsides and problems hiring a troon can bring your business its not surprising theres a growing unspoken agreement among business owners that it's just not worth hiring a troon.
Once they're in they inevitably start causing problems, making demands, make the rest of your staff feel they have to walk on eggshells, and to top it off if you try to get rid of the problem employee you get hit with faggots crying about "transphobic discrimination" and advising Mr Problem to sue your ass.
They're just not worth it, you don't have to give a reason why you didn't hire someone.
Their constant histrionics and behavior has made troons unemployable as a rule, and they only have themselves to blame.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Is it too early to post this lazy meme? This had me in hysterics.

 

[Flexo]

There were more warning signs than just the great amount of dicks and anal jokes:

They constantly make these slippery slope arguments and comics and then wonder why we all think they're set on a slippery slope to fucking kids.

 

[Procrastinhater]

In fairness if it is a 70 year old granny tranny I can't imagine them finding anyone outside of extreme fetish circles.

Chris Chan?

 

[Wallace]

 

[TheGuntinator]

Deluded boys

How can a man with a jawline like this just throw it away? It boggles the mind how many relatively attractive men I've seen throw it away to put on a dress.