So I've been away for the past couple days because I went to go see the total solar eclipse (it was breathtaking, I think even more than the 2017 one that I also saw). I notice that, during my absence, there are no Bob tweets about it here. Instead, he was just tweeting about the same old shit, delivering his opinions that nobody actually wants to hear.
Ironic that Mr. Moon Wheat for some reason just couldn't be arsed to take a relatively short drive to go see the eclipse (only about four hours from Boston to the path of totality). Instead, he was holed up in his basement hovel, and it was a day no different from any other for him. I'd feel bad if he weren't such an obnoxious asshole, so instead I'll just enjoy the fact that Bobby was too stupid or lazy to go see one of the most beautiful astronomical phenomena, even when it wasn't even a half-day's drive away.
07Apr#10

Does Bobby know where do his McD wrappers go to?
As much as I dislike littering and dumping, I wonder if Bob would sing the same tune if his attention were directed to huge swaths of third-world countries that do as much or worse. Calling for an end to brown people for the crime of pollution would sound pretty eugenics-y to me.
07Apr#14
Every so often, you get a glimpse into Bob's unfiltered psyche, and this is one of them. "Don't learn how to walk because then people will expect you to be able to move around under your own power," he instructs his siblings' children. This fat lazy fuck wishes he could be carried around everywhere still, and he's in his
forties. Truly, the vanguard of the Superior Future.
07Apr#19
Ice-T says he enjoyed the new kaiju movie. Bob insists this means that they now have to make several dozen more, because...Ice-T's opinions are that important?
It really is hard to parse Bob's idiocy sometimes.
07Apr#26
Breaking Bad shit. Don't ask me.
Maybe I am getting old, and maybe someone can correct me if I'm wrong, but most slang from generations past was at least, y'know, English? "Daddy-Mac" and "Fly-Honey" are recognizable as words, even if for some reason you don't recognize the context. Zoomer lingo just sounds like utter nonsense, and it's only getting worse. The Internet was a mistake.
07Apr#29
Bob ascribes some kind of transcendent higher meaning to people playing into a joke. "I've felt this kind of stirring in the electricity before..." Christ Almighty, it was a fucking gag, people enjoyed it, there's nothing deeper to it than that.
Also, as part of this retarded thesis, Bob references how "[Space Ghost Coast to Coast] couldn't have possibly anticipated what 'AQUA TEEN' would be, possibly." While true that ATHF was originally going to come about as a stealth pilot from SGC2C, they eventually scrapped what they were doing with it and launched it as its own show instead. It was only years afterward, when ATHF was already popular, that the original pilot was produced, having hardly anything in common with the actual show. So no, these situations are in no way comparable, and you're a fucking retard.
08Apr#13
Theory channel shit.
Maybe if you and your ilk wouldn't raise such a stink over how AI bad and call for witch hunts against anyone who dares to use it, the rabid crowds you've whipped up wouldn't start lashing out at anyone's work that looks remotely uncanny, like basically every crappy Theorist thumbnail does.
ADDENDUM: Eugenicsbob pisses and moans about states' rights concerning abortion (decensored):
I'd love to hear how being allowed to yeet a fetus whenever you want to is supposed to facilitate interstate commerce. The Commerce Clause has already been abused plenty over the years, but this is an exceptionally retarded take.
Will Stancil states school closures had "majority support", and people who were against it were motivated by "elite fixation" -- so the majority are "elites" now?
People were for school closures at first when we didn't know much about the coof. Then when it was clear that kids shrugged it off just fine, people wanted to send their kids back, but it was
teachers who were getting accustomed to not having to deal with kids themselves all day that didn't want to return to in-person schooling. The results of letting teacher's unions get their way: kids are even dumber now than they were before, and that's saying something.
Will Stancil is a fucking idiot.
09Apr#04
"Gen-X's cut off is not temporal, but let me tell you that it ended at 1982-3"

Bobby neglected his parents, not the other way round.
It will never not be amusing to me how much Bob clings to his belief that he isn't a filthy Millennial. Note that he doesn't even specify what the supposed "cultural marker" is that divides the two generations; I can't think of anything specifically from 1982 or 1983 that would signal some supposed cultural shift. Meanwhile, 1980 marked the end of the Carter Malaise and the start of the yuppie decade.
Face it, Bob, you're a Millennial. Quit trying to steal Gen X's valor.