💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 85 11.2%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 360 47.6%
  • Total voters
    757
Going by the lack of Facebook screenshots (I can't access his page), I think its safe to assume he didn't get the outcome he wanted. Such is life sometimes (fyi going by the JET subreddit, Detroit area applicants have their results already).
(un)fortunately, I think this will lead to a chibi hiatus, being banned from conventions and actually working on his life doesn't provide many opportunities for hi-jinks, but who know with this guy.
 
Whaler said:
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Good ass word. Encapsulates his Facebook and twitlonger apologies perfectly. He really can’t get over his anime protagonist complex.

Here for the cycle. Really wish the Japan arc would happen, but much like the Florida arc… nothing ever seems to progress.
 
REGENDarySumanai said:
You have to be mentally ill to date him. Anyone normal gets chased away because of his sex pest tendencies.
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You probably also have to be a little bit mentally ill to catfish him. If I woke up every morning to a DM from Chibi fantasizing my persona as a giantess with a very vivid description of him spelunking my vagina, I would consider killing myself.
 
I find it insane how his attempts to sabotage his own cushy job fails, first the gamedev pipe dream and now the Japan dream. He is literally too incompetent to ruin his own life and his fallback is the AT&T job. Beyond ironic
 
Super An Hero said:
At first glance Chibi is doing better off than most lolcows with a legit job that bring good money. If he quit the Internet and stopped being a sex pesty sperg then all his problems would solve themselves. As it's going now either he goes to Japan and fails in lolcow fashion or he stays in the US and fails in lolcow fashion.

Chibi is getting catfished again in real time. How does he not learn from any of the times that it happened in the past 15 years? Even Chris eventually learned that the 10/10 boyfriend free girl in his dms was a troll. This is the best part about the Chibi cycle, you get to see his retardation play out before he crashes and burns hard.
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Yyyyyyyep. The most entertaining yet equally frustrating part about cows is they never fucking learn and Cheebs is no exception. Anyone from the outside looking in can tell this recent interaction is a legitimately autistic weeb at best or another catfish attempt at worse, only Chibi will be surprised when his dick pics leak again or she runs in terror.
 
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Goddamit Chibi. He never learns. A few messages in and it’s rolling right into sex shit. He really is a fucking groomer.

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Back on his fucking bullshit. This comes up early in the convo. He starts with talking about hentai then rolls right into the foodplay.

Edit: It’s a bunch of sexting with Chibi which is gross and I am not reading, but Chibi brings up sex first and pushes it on the catfish.
 
beetrix said:
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Going to need some more background on this. Who took these? If you did, you should know the rule about cowtipping. The genie’s out of the bottle but it’s still gay if you’re the one responsible for catfishing him.
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I only read the first few screenshots so far. Spoil me early: is it a catfish?
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Apparently so. It claims to be a 16 year old living in Alaska. Chibi hits her(?) with the classic “I understand if you don’t want to keep talking to me… I’m 33.”
 
Deez Nuts said:
Goddamit Chibi. He never learns. A few messages in and it’s rolling right into sex shit. He really is a fucking groomer.

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Back on his fucking bullshit. This comes up early in the convo. He starts with talking about hentai then rolls right into the foodplay.
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we all knew about the banana in the pussy thing but this is my first time hearing that he did it with a condom, which while safer is still somehow weirder
 
Super Dilator Duel 3D said:
Going to need some more background on this. Who took these? If you did, you should know the rule about cowtipping. The genie’s out of the bottle but it’s still gay if you’re the one responsible for catfishing him.

Apparently so. It claims to be a 16 year old living in Alaska. Chibi hits her(?) with the classic “I understand if you don’t want to keep talking to me… I’m 33.”
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They should have cut it off when chibi started with the sex pushing stuff. There was no need to RP with him. I mean I’m not a fan of catfishing at all, but time and time again chibi falls for this shit so people will do it. He doesn’t learn now he will flip out and stop posting period for awhile.
 
Deez Nuts said:
Edit: It’s a bunch of sexting with Chibi which is gross and I am not reading, but Chibi brings up sex first and pushes it on the catfish.
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There’s a screenshot where Chibi is roleplaying with this girl and says something about “sliding his dick in this underage pussy” but I can’t find it now.

ETA: It’s adam (26)

Something stinks here. If this is a gayop I’m going to be very disappointed.
 
Super Dilator Duel 3D said:
There’s a screenshot where Chibi is roleplaying with this girl and says something about “sliding his dick in this underage pussy” but I can’t find it now.

Something stinks here. If this is a gayop I’m going to be very disappointed.
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It has to be gayop. How else would they get these screenshots? Also dumped by a poster with one post. I didn’t know people outside here followed chibi, but regulars don’t do stuff like this.
 
Deez Nuts said:
It has to be gayop. How else would they get these screenshots? Also dumped by a poster with one post. I didn’t know people outside here followed chibi, but regulars don’t do stuff like this.
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Many of the pictures sent by Chibi in these messages are ones I’ve seen before in this thread, only a few of them are not. He’s also too overt in his roleplaying. Him specifying that he knows she’s underage while doing ERP just doesn’t seem like something he’d do. Until I get some more solid evidence, I’m calling faggotry.

DISREGARD THIS, I SUCK COCKS
 
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Jesus Christ can we please talk about the fact that he says the phrase ARE YOU READY FOR JOKER'S COCK GO INSIDE YOUR UNDERAGE PUSSY

The caveman-esque typo makes it even funnier to me, what a mongoloid. UNGA BUNGA COCK GO IN PUSSY
 
beetrix said:
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Oh gawd that was a slog.

But what did I manage to get from it other than Chibi is still a freak and chasing after underage tail?

1. He can't smell. I didn't know this but it begs the question... how does he taste foods then? I mean salty, sweet and all that are there but not being able to actually taste something? It's kinda fucked up.
2. He lost the JET position like I knew he would.
3. He might have gotten a crappy Eikaiwa job in some inaka area of Japan. Called it! But I have to admit he's just outside of Nara which is a beautiful place. Lots of deer.

John Ligma said:
Jesus Christ can we please talk about the fact that he says the phrase ARE YOU READY FOR JOKER'S COCK GO INSIDE YOUR UNDERAGE PUSSY

The caveman-esque typo makes it even funnier to me, what a mongoloid. UNGA BUNGA COCK GO IN PUSSY
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That's about as smooth as Chibi can get.
 
Gayop or not, he is rancid. :cringe:

PSA for cumbrained individuals: Your cervix opening for any reason, especially penetration, would hurt like fuck.
 
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