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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Ralphamale raking in the big bucks. Rebuilding phase is over, he's back to making more than 10k/month. How much child support is such a wealthy man supposed to pay? I'd say at least $2500/month. Rozy's future looking bright, he's gonna pay for private school and a decent college.
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Lets look at the tale of the tape. Ralph has no wife, Gog has a poowife. Ralph lives in a shitty 3rd world country full of brown people, same for Cog. Ralph has a fanbase of losers, pedos and creeps, ditto for Cog. Ralph listens to shitty rap music, Cog makes shitty rap music. Ralph get's laughed at by Jim, Jim doesn't even know who the fuck Cog is. Ralph will likely never see his kids again, Cog will never see his kids cause he can't have any.

You can decide for yourself who is winning but my money is on....

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Rage Pig said:
Ralphamale raking in the big bucks. Rebuilding phase is over, he's back to making more than 10k/month. How much child support is such a wealthy man supposed to pay? I'd say at least $2500/month. Rozy's future looking bright, he's gonna pay for private school and a decent college.
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I bet Ralph is calling that family court judge right now and is demanding to pay more. His children are his world.

Wasn’t Sandra able to put Ethan into a private school when the bullying got too rough? It’s still nuts to see that Ralph is a worse parent than both his mom and dad in nearly every regard.
 
Obscura539 said:
Wasn’t Sandra able to put Ethan into a private school when the bullying got too rough? It’s still nuts to see that Ralph is a worse parent than both his mom and dad in nearly every regard.
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Sandra took him out of Elementary School due to Gunt being constantly bullied and picked on. She put him in a private Catholic school, even though the Ralphs aren’t Catholic, because that was the only Private School within driving distance willing to give Sandra a reduced rate when she pled poverty. She kept Gunt in there until Jr High and he didn’t even make it to High School before fleeing from his bullies again.
 
Muppetstudios said:
Ralph is currently a hollerin' on X about Cog and his fat Indian wife
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Ralph, probably you're not the best person to comment on having a dumpy Indian wife, marrying people who look like farmyard animals or saying other people look like pigs
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Why is EOR tweeting a pic of a twink marrying what I’m guessing is EOR in Eastern Indian garb?
 
Lol. Whats the best guess of his actual follower count? 5000?

I always thought the engagement of Ralph’s tweets was funny because his follower count is clearly botted.

Nearly 80K on Twitter and his engagement is this.

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This is some random homo with less than 17K
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Johnny Doxville said:
No wat the gunt brings in 500 dollars a stream lmao
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LMAO. If Gunt was hitting all these dono goals we’d be seeing a new “girlfriend”, trips to Cancun, new sunglasses, caps, restaurant meals with big steaks. He might even pay some of that back child support.

Gunt’s financial situation is on public display, that’s why he’s in a $400 rental shack in Mexico scraping up funds to eat cheap tortas.
 
If Ragepig was bringing in $500/stream he still wouldn’t see much of it because he’d have a chunk taken off the top to pay back that retarded Stripe loan
 
Anyone else find it mighty interesting that Ralph started hitting those goals immediately after we began mocking him for making the same amount as a minimum wage worker? really makes you think
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
LMAO. If Gunt was hitting all these dono goals we’d be seeing a new “girlfriend”, trips to Cancun, new sunglasses, caps, restaurant meals with big steaks. He might even pay some of that back child support.

Gunt’s financial situation is on public display, that’s why he’s in a $400 rental shack in Mexico scraping up funds to eat cheap tortas.
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I have no doubt that this recent MASSIVE RESURGENCE OF TEH KILLSTREAM is due to his recent assblasting by Jim, and the oncoming financial battle with his abused ex.

When Ralph had money, it was a pillstream every day. The only thing keeping him "sober" is his lack of income
 
AltisticRight said:
This is Ethan Ralph and that Odysee (inactive) CEO. I believe his name was Julian Chandra, he was a weird starfucker that worshipped moloch.
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Julian Chandra on the right, Ethan Ralph's feed on the left. The AI image even looks like Julian. The heights are accurate too, with Ethan Ralph being verifiably 5'1''.

This was Ethan Ralph's $86 steak that Julian bought him.
Eighty-Six
Dollars
For a steak
On an Ikea plate
No garnish
Horrible grill marks
What could be worse? He fed the chewed up bone covered with pig saliva to Amanda's dog. These steaks for humans are full of bone shards and splinters.
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How the mighty gave fallen. Back when he had frequent Vegas visits. black prostitutes, betting on Indonesia female tennis matches at 3 AM, and unwonked eyes.
 
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