💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Maude Snew said:
You're putting a lot of faith in the decisions of the one woman in the world dumb enough to be impregnated by Patrick S Tomlinson there.
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have you considered the possibility that their 2 years of trying was fruitless and it took PCJ to step up to the plate to get the job done?
 
Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
Considering Torswats is enjoying prison himself right now, it sure would be funny if incriminating stuff on Fatrick was uncovered in that shit show.
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Honestly, if Torswats were to put out information about his customers as part of some sort of plea deal and if Patrick ended up being on that list, the shit show would be absolutely astounding. Patrick would confirm that the desire to play the victim will absolutely cause people to irreversibly destroy themselves. It would also make for a great cautionary tale of what Internet narcissism can do to someone.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
Texts or emails on whether he actually believes they have immunity, perhaps. His own footage of the events would certainly be one of the focuses. Communications about said events would also prove useful.

If he wants to enjoy prison, maybe.

We will likely not see them until either Motion to Dismiss, or trial.

Anyway, for those who haven’t read the doc
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I was about to say we got a year and a half for this!
 
BrazilianDog said:
Patrick S. Tomlinson is better at counting the passage of time than you are. 1.1 GPA?
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Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker. Entering the second decade means 10 completed years, or 10 years ago to the night. But Patrick is talking about 11 years ago to the night, as the tweet clearly states.
Enjoy prison.
 
I ordered some pizzas from a local place on Sunday for my coworkers. On the front of the box, it stated "Made with real Wisconsin cheese". That had me concerned, what if the pepperoni was also made in Wisconsin? I don't want to be complaisant in Patrick's genocide against American Americans.
 
This Machine Milks Cows said:
Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker. Entering the second decade means 10 completed years, or 10 years ago to the night. But Patrick is talking about 11 years ago to the night, as the tweet clearly states.
Enjoy prison.
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No, stalker, it isn't. And yes, child, it is. Once the first decade is over, you're entering the second, I'd say well into the 3rd year perhaps. Entering the second when you're 18 years into it would be a weird turn a phrase, but maybe technically correct for some sort.

However, let us not fight, let us all marvel that even when fatrick is TRYING HIS BEST to be sweet and nice and kind, he just cannot word anything like any human would. Fucking cat, I farted does better:

Write a complimentary tweet about my wife of five years who I met eleven years ago today
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"Eleven years ago today I met the love of my life, and five years ago she became my wife. So grateful for her love, strength, and unwavering support. Here's to many more years of happiness together. ❤️ #anniversary #love"
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Ded Sert said:
have you considered the possibility that their 2 years of trying was fruitless and it took PCJ to step up to the plate to get the job done?
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No chance, that’s fat’s kid through n through. There’s a photo of her from ade’s third, better wedding where she’s older and looks like she fell out of pats ass.
 
This Machine Milks Cows said:
Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker. Entering the second decade means 10 completed years, or 10 years ago to the night. But Patrick is talking about 11 years ago to the night, as the tweet clearly states.
Enjoy prison.
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Sorry you're so stupid, child. Enjoy summer school.
Actually spent some time thinking about years and it just made more confused. Gonna see if my wife is done incubating air biscuits and ask her.
 
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I was watching this gentleman's (who, for some reason, Dear Feeder is obsessed with seeing troon out) latest YouTube video the other day when he made a familiar gesture.

I generally enjoy his content, so I just thought of it as a funny coincidence since in the video he also had a minor spergout about being constantly badgered in the comments to convert from Farenheit to Celcius. Here is a poor attempt at recreating Fatrick's iconic look:
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Albert_Ball 2.0 said:
I ordered some pizzas from a local place on Sunday for my coworkers. On the front of the box, it stated "Made with real Wisconsin cheese". That had me concerned, what if the pepperoni was also made in Wisconsin? I don't want to be complaisant in Patrick's genocide against American Americans.
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A kiwifarmer being so horrified as to say this for some reason makes me remember this classic
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Sure we hate niggers here, but we don't hate them *that* much...

Also fat is now a recognised expert in...*guts fish and reads the entrails*..... FLORIDA!
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EDIT: oh....god...nooooooooo
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Setting aside the heavy implications he was a serial dementia-patient rapist, am I alone in thinking that "selling overpiced health insurance to vulnerable elderly people" is a career path that must at the very least be one with an egregiously high ratio of absolute scumfucks, which may well explain why fat seemed to do relatively well in this role for a time
 
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Judge Holden said:
Honestly if we start rewriting Primus songs around fatrick then the paTulpa I have been gradually summoning into reality these last months is probably gonna crawl out our computer screens like a morbidly obese and bitchtitted Sadako to drag us off to the hell we deserve
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Slap bass makes everything better. Everything!
Judge Holden said:
A kiwifarmer being so horrified as to say this for some reason makes me remember this classic
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I mean this as a compliment - your posts give me brain damage.
There is no way for my utterly fried brain to interpret this other than "mobile game advertisement core".
 
Law said:
I mean this as a compliment - your posts give me brain damage.
There is no way for my utterly fried brain to interpret this other than "mobile game advertisement core".
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For reasons best left to men of science, there has been a running shitpost chain about "pregnant confederate anne frank" which has caused much merriment and joy
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I once came accross an elderly and well accredited civil war historian on xitter who was actually pretty high profile randomly coming accross some of these images and having a miniature mental breakdown, though sadly I cannot find that moment on google.

He did however know well enough to just drop the subject the moment he realised it was objectively not worth his time or effort to complain about no matter how offended he was....which is more that can be said for our lovable fuckable pig friend
 
Lieutenant Rasczak said:
Honestly, if Torswats were to put out information about his customers as part of some sort of plea deal and if Patrick ended up being on that list, the shit show would be absolutely astounding. Patrick would confirm that the desire to play the victim will absolutely cause people to irreversibly destroy themselves. It would also make for a great cautionary tale of what Internet narcissism can do to someone.
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I would be very concerned about suicide. No one on Earth could Pat live down if it was exposed he did this to himself.

Bit like the idea Pat vandalised his own bike, thats clearly him. But he would never admit it. Same with the swatting, anything can be thought, but forced to admit the truth, that would be too much for Pat.
 
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