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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
what the fuck possesses these idiots to tell on themselves

also I suspect he's full of shit here, too, and even now is reporting words said in anger as being Ade's true feelings the whole time. what a fucking fat idiot this guy is


In other news the huskieruskie thread has found evidence that fats has finally enlisted for ukraine

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however he appears to have split into two amorphous asexual blobs, and I can't be entirely sure without the "hand position"
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Piggie reminds me of another famous Ukranian. Nikocado avacado that is.
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Must be related.
 
AngryTreeRat said:
I, for the life of me, can't really even remember most of what happened in The Matrix. The Matrix is a weird movie, it seems to have all of the details of it fall from my mind very quickly on rewatch. I was about to say that maybe the reason I can't remember it is because I haven't watched it since I was a kid, but then I realize I watched it several times since then. I haven't gone more than 4 years without watching it at point since 2004 when I first saw it. Yet the only scenes that ever stick with me are the more famous meme scenes, and mostly because I associate them with random memes, not because of their impact from the movie itself. I actually remember more about what the point of the movie was when it comes to themes and message than I do about the movie.
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I can only recall what happens in it because Youtubers insist on making videos about how "deep" the movie is. I'd rather watch Dark City. Also Trevor Jones score was on that movie so automatically a superior soundtrack.
 
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The pig calling himself a "poor innocent person" is just inherently hilarious.

Also I resent the implication we have any mental illness. Sure I post almost daily about wanting to have his ankles chained behind his head so I can forcibly fuck him in the ass while staring him in his piggy eyes Clearfield Pennsylvania style, all while schizo posting about the faTulpa I am trying to manifest in the waking world for esoteric coom purposes, but given the circumstances detailed on this thread its a perfectly sane reaction to him being such a fat faggot (with bitch tits)
 
Judge Holden said:
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The pig calling himself a "poor innocent person" is just inherently hilarious.

Also I resent the implication we have any mental illness. Sure I post almost daily about wanting to have his ankles chained behind his head so I can forcibly fuck him in the ass while staring him in his piggy eyes Clearfield Pennsylvania style, all while schizo posting about the faTulpa I am trying to manifest in the waking world for esoteric coom purposes, but given the circumstances detailed on this thread its a perfectly sane reaction to him being such a fat faggot (with bitch tits)
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It is a subculture, one he may refuse to acknowledge, but given there are people alive today saying "enjoy prison" to their children, and some of those children will say it to theirs, it's quite likely that the last "enjoy prison" will be said long after fatfuck has faded from everyone's memory.
 
Judge Holden said:
The pig calling himself a "poor innocent person" is just inherently hilarious.
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Yeah, could've been anybody who's an asshole to every person he meets, got in a long feud with them, kept getting them banned, sued them for hurt feelings, keeps replying to every single thing. Could have been anybody really.
 
Judge Holden said:
Also I resent the implication we have any mental illness. Sure I post almost daily about wanting to have his ankles chained behind his head so I can forcibly fuck him in the ass while staring him in his piggy eyes Clearfield Pennsylvania style, all while schizo posting about the faTulpa I am trying to manifest in the waking world for esoteric coom purposes, but given the circumstances detailed on this thread its a perfectly sane reaction to him being such a fat faggot (with bitch tits)
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The fact that this fat bastard calls everyone else mentally ill is the most obvious case of projection that everyone here has ever seen.
 
RussianParasite said:
The city is going to teach this fat fuck a lesson, aren’t they?
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I have my doubts. He's just an assistant. However they sure do have a lot of people on the case, but that's common for cases involving a city.
I'd like to mention that Tearman Spenser is an old black man. I don't think he'll like Patrick going after an innocent black man, or the amount of his people Patrick has ground up into pepperoni. However there is some interesting shit going on with him and probably why the assistant was brought in. Plus Tearman is campaigning again this year.
 
Judge Holden said:
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The pig calling himself a "poor innocent person" is just inherently hilarious.

Also I resent the implication we have any mental illness. Sure I post almost daily about wanting to have his ankles chained behind his head so I can forcibly fuck him in the ass while staring him in his piggy eyes Clearfield Pennsylvania style, all while schizo posting about the faTulpa I am trying to manifest in the waking world for esoteric coom purposes, but given the circumstances detailed on this thread its a perfectly sane reaction to him being such a fat faggot (with bitch tits)
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“Shrinking” right as he becomes a hot topic on YouTube being exposed to countless normies. Cope. The virus is spreading, just in time for election year.
 
DumbDude43 said:
the whole premise of using the human bodys metabolism as a power source for machines is interesting at first glance, but when you really look into it it's just nonsense. the energy and effort that would have to go into supplying these humans with nutrients to keep them alive just isn't worth whatever energy they create in the form of body heat. you'd get much more efficient energy generation by growing switchgrass and burning it to make steam in regular thermal power plants.
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Orange Rhymer said:
Feeding human batteries, the remains of the previous generation, and using the bio-electrics is so horribly inefficient.
Utterly retarded.
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Executive meddling fucked this up. Originally the Matrix was meant to be a gigantic cloud computing system with individual human beings contributing computation power and memory to it while it facilitated communication between "wetware nodes" and the Machine World proper, while also keeping the wetware alive. The studio decided this was too high-minded a concept for the plebs to grasp, and so ordered the change to the final retarded version we have now -- "combined with a form of fusion, the machines had found all the energy they would ever need." [holds up a Duracell]

From that single dumbass idea came the other bit of nonsense (that another comment up-thread touched on briefly when it brought up the perpetual global storm) about what caused the machines to create the Matrix (as a power plant) in the first place -- the humans' choice during the Second Renaissance to "scorch the sky," thinking the machines were entirely (or mostly) dependent on solar power and would thus shut down without access to power.

This is doubly-retarded, since it's painfully obvious the machines don't depend on solar power (it was explicitly stated the machines were hardened against radiation and the first movie states they have fusion power) and the "scorched sky" is an endless raging global thunderstorm. It'd be trivial for a machine race capable of building a Matrix-sized power plant to just set up lightning rods everywhere to suck up that endless supply of juice.

Actually, there's another reason the whole thing is fucking stupid. If you're just using humans' bio-mechanical energy production for power purposes, they don't need brains in the first place. Simple electric probes could keep the organs working as needed, and you could do away with the entire Matrix altogether in lieu of a regular ol' power plant with meatbags in pods.

Grrrr... it gets me grumpy every time I think about how cool the trilogy could have been if every loss of a human being from the Matrix had an effect (no matter how negligible) on the machines' collective cognitive abilities. The more people they lose through escape or forceful termination by an Agent, the less effective the Matrix becomes at "tricking" everybody inside it and the dumber the machines gradually get.

That could have been a really fun premise to run with. Imagine the "war" ending in part 3 with a brokered peace not because of Neo & Smith beating each other up and drooling for awhile, but because Smith had lobotomized the Matrix and made the machines so stupid they couldn't figure out how to delete him and they needed Neo's help to do it. Instead of the sentinels circling inside the dock menacingly as the last of humanity cowered in fear, they'd start falling out of the air, wobbling around like they were drunk, beating each other up, etc. Could've been fun.

Meh. Oh well. They wanted to do the whole "holy trinity" symbolism thing anyway. Good music and silly action sequences though.
 
moocow said:
Executive meddling fucked this up. Originally the Matrix was meant to be a gigantic cloud computing system with individual human beings contributing computation power and memory to it while it facilitated communication between "wetware nodes" and the Machine World proper, while also keeping the wetware alive. The studio decided this was too high-minded a concept for the plebs to grasp, and so ordered the change to the final retarded version we have now
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They could have simplified that without having to make it retarded. Just say something like the machines were incapable of dreaming, imagination, or something along those lines that isn't as moronic as fucking batteries. Laurence Fishburne holding up a Duracell isn't that good of a scene to make up for the sheer stupidity of the idea of using humans as a power source. It even lets them add in some kind of subplot about the machines/agents being envious of humanity. I can't believe that no one on the production had something better than batteries. Whoever came up with that idiotic idea should be smacked with a sock full of batteries.
 
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It even lets them add in some kind of subplot about the machines/agents being envious of humanity.
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The worst thing about that is there were hints of this with Agent Smith in the first film in the scene when he "unplugs" briefly from his fellow agents when they've got Morpheus chained up in some random office building for interrogation, and he begins a decidedly non-mechanical monologue about how much he hates the Matrix and the "stench" of human beings. He clearly wants to be anywhere but in the Matrix. That's an emerging sense of self-determination and envy right there -- obviously he's jealous of humanity's collective capacity to feel freedom even when trapped inside the Matrix and he wants to go explore that on his own in the real world.

So much wasted potential. I really hate that they went with the "self-replicating virus" concept for Smith in the sequels. I was fine with him being "respawned" (since there's no reason they couldn't just make a fresh copy of him inside the Matrix) after being destroyed in the first film, but it was so shitty that all he did in the sequels was make clones of himself, say menacing things and punch Neo a lot.
 
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