💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 17 1.1%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 902 58.0%
  • Total voters
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AltisticRight said:
I honestly don't get it, he's been cooking on YouTube for what, more than a decade? His account was created in 2006!
How is his cooking still so fucking bad? It's unreal.
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there's a lot to unpack when it comes to jack. the shitty cooking, the child abuse arc, the strokes, tammy/jack jr, his boomer politics, etc

but to me, the fact that he's been "cooking" on youtube for nearly 20 years(!) now and still can't cook meat without either undercooking it or burning the shit out of it is probably my favorite thing about him
 
Aaway said:
there's a lot to unpack when it comes to jack. the shitty cooking, the child abuse arc, the strokes, tammy/jack jr, his boomer politics, etc

but to me, the fact that he's been "cooking" on youtube for nearly 20 years(!) now and still can't cook meat without either undercooking it or burning the shit out of it is probably my favorite thing about him
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In ways, Jack being a nightmare cook moving to a low grade slop eating pig for decades makes him an easy cow, because not everyone digs into history etc some people just watch a video and will never know Jacks history as an awful human. In a way I envy them, they just see "ha ha fat man bad at chef" They don't know about choking Garret, church chili, scams, etc. To many Jack is just a comical fat man. Older Jack was in ways like how many places show Santa Clause a big ole happy fat guy. He has a wholesome act, one can't deny.

Jack is a pretty awful person but I will miss him when he dies.

Robs new video hit close to home, no Rob, I don't live near by. I am an admitted diner hound. It's something that I got from my Grand father. He ate pretty simple, and had huge respect for the common man's labors. Watching diner cooks people who don't "earn" the title chef, rock 5 different omelettes, 4 kinds of meat on a griddle and flipping pancakes is amazing, even back in his days of youth it was non whites there. Back when your dish washers in normal places were.

The home feel of pay it forward... next time I hit my favorite diner I rarely get to I'm going to buy a stranger a meal. Not only is it the best diner I've had in an area known for it's diners, it's still cheap. I'm blessed enough I can spare 6-7 bucks just to make a stranger happy. Plus support a great family run place.

Forgive my faggot blog, but Jack is fat and I would not have sex with him.
 
p1138 said:
"all the meat is just gone" for fucks sake... Then he says he doesn't need to clean it again, and you can see it's still fucking filthy... that's easily 3mm of fucking buildup on his damned normal grates the grill came with.
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I am 100% convinced this is why he buys new grills every month. He lets then accumulate so much grease so that the whole grill just immolates anything inside, and then Jack goes to ask Tammy for money.
"Tammeeh... Grill is on fire again need new sponsored."
 
Aaway said:
the fact that he's been "cooking" on youtube for nearly 20 years(!) now and still can't cook meat without either undercooking it or burning the shit out of it is probably my favorite thing about him
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a corollary is that after 2 decades on youtube he still can't shoot or edit a video worth shit. the "FLAV-R Q" review spends most of the video centering his gross gnarled arm and ballooned-floating-corpse beachball gut
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Jack responded to some comments on his CHARLES REHYDRATE MEAT video.
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And if you've ever wondered what an unironic CWJ Show fan looks like...
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Hungry Homeless Handjob said:
Check out the Grill Grate video where he starts a grease fire from cooking on a dirty grill, then has the gall to call the company and complain to them (and they tell him to clean his goddamn grill).
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I hadn't seen this one. Oh boy do I hate this son of a bitch. Imagine being the customer service person taking that call. Eternity in Hell would be better than that.
It's a fucking metal grate. How in the hell would this thing affect the flame-ups*5 inches below*to warrant placing that call? What a dumb fat sack of shit. Stroke #7 can't come soon enough.
 
RL Steinbeck said:
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You know, a dark thought emerged in my head. I know fatty buys chuck roast because it's cheap but I think he also chose it in this instance because of the name, since his brother is named Charles. Like how he likes Monterey Jack cheese because it has his name in it.
Still surprised he didn't get a Jack Russel dog though 🤔
 
FatJacksFatAssTongue said:
I hadn't seen this one. Oh boy do I hate this son of a bitch. Imagine being the customer service person taking that call. Eternity in Hell would be better than that.
It's a fucking metal grate. How in the hell would this thing affect the flame-ups*5 inches below*to warrant placing that call? What a dumb fat sack of shit. Stroke #7 can't come soon enough.
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And seriously, all he has to do is spend a couple minutes with a damned normal grill brush, which btw I've never seen in his videos sitting to the side or somewhere else readily available. Scrub the grates, pull them off, sweep the bullshit out of the grill itself, done. 5 minutes of work at the most, to be able to continue spending money on meat instead of grills and smokers.

At this point I wonder if the wood chips or whatever he uses in the smokers is actually doing anything, or if it's just the inevitable thick layer of tar and soot build up that's giving off smoke and "flavoring" the meat.
 
EatBeforeYouEat said:
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I'm pretty positive Jack is praising this because Tucker Carlson did on his recent Russia visit. Jack is incapable for original thoughts or opinions.
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A quarter for a cart. Well, that pretty much takes care of a sizable chunk of his yootoob/weirdo etsy store profits for this week. Jagoff'd be better off spending all those weekly profits on a clawfull of gumballs
 
p1138 said:
5 minutes of work at the most, to be able to continue spending money on meat instead of grills and smokers.
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I just thought this. Does this worthless fat tub of pig shit keep buying new grills and smokers because they "stop working" when it's just that he's too lazy (and fat) to clean them? Ever?
 
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biggacracka said:
You know, a dark thought emerged in my head. I know fatty buys chuck roast because it's cheap but I think he also chose it in this instance because of the name, since his brother is named Charles. Like how he likes Monterey Jack cheese because it has his name in it.
Still surprised he didn't get a Jack Russel dog though 🤔
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Have you seen his full name?
 
FatJacksFatAssTongue said:
A quarter for a cart. Well, that pretty much takes care of a sizable chunk of his yootoob/weirdo etsy store profits for this week. Jagoff'd be better off spending all those weekly profits on a clawfull of gumballs
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It's a quarter deposit. You put in a coin, the mechanism lock the coin and unlocks the cart. When you return the cart, it locks the cart and unlocks your coin. It helps encourage people to leave the carts in the corral where they belong instead of scattered around the parking lot, and it helps discourage homeless people from stealing them to cart around all their earthly possessions.

If you see someone returning a cart, and you need one, it's common to just swap your quarter for their cart, as it saves you both a bit of walking.
 
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