Wait a minute. Is the Airbnb a clever cover for Pat and Nikis swinging lifestyle ?
What does he mean "you people"? Damn, Rick, cool it with the racism maybe.Bonus:
It's anudah SWATTTing!
In B4 Niki kills him and walks free from court owing to the defensive double of domestic cruelty and financial abuse. Judge states she has suffered years of cruel and unusual punishment already. Niki is carried from the court on the shoulders of many large melanated gentlemen.
I believe Posts By Ghosts closed up shop a year or so ago. I think it was a front to launder Lyn's money but I'm a retarded faggot on the (capital I) Internet so what do I know. Patrick also started a "book store" that exclusively sold his books. I bet they try to write this off honestly.
That's barely 30 months of snacks if Drexel is staying over, incel prude.
Nikki doesn't have an underage daughter he can groom so there's no way he'd visit some 40 year old.
Larry moves in the same kind of circles Pat does (or did, tee hee), except he's actually successful . He made a tweet like a year ago about how Pat had made a fool of himself at some con earlier and annoyed everyone present. Like Ethan van Scriver and Jon Del Domestic Assault, he's probably had it in with the pig long before the pests stumbled upon him.
As a filthy unwashed foreigner I didn't know the RNC is going to be in Milwaukee this year. Trump and the gang's full circus arriving on Fat's doorstep? The squealing will be epic, especially if he has to rent out his other half-hovel to MAGA types.
If I may channel Sargon of Applebees here for a second but if we could get Donald Trump to just rent his half hovel for that he'd lose his shit. I don't think anything else ever would be funnier.
Trump would declare it a “total dump” (like he did the White House.)
Listen, I stayed with these people, terrible people by the way, just the worst, but first of all the one wife just sat there on this terrible furniture, really the worst, got a splinter, looked like they made it themselves, next to the fence that was backwards, terrible fence, mine will be much better and Mexico will pay for it, but anyway, she was zonked out of her mind, smelled like flatulence and Popeye's, while the other wife - what do you mean that's a dude, that's the biggest set of tits I've ever seen - anyway, the husband kept bothering me, screaming about the grinding noise coming from the basement being my delusions, he told me I will enjoy the cages, you know, the cages that Joe built, terrible cages really, where the place didn't smell like farts it smelled like fresh deli meats, delicious deli meats, the best, really tremendous, but they told me that was fake news, made up by the Internet, refused to give me any even.
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I feel this is like the end of an era. We witnessed something great here. H-hold me, Kiwibros.
While i really want to watch the whole Pat Saga in its compleTe glory (it will be great remembering so many Pat moments again, almost forgotten, like pork drippings in the rain) i can't blame him, there's just too much fucking content. I'm not as religiously Patposting as i used to in the past but i at least was somewhat involved, imagine having to wade through all this shit as an "outsider". Many thousands of incidents indeed, child.
When one door closes another one opens. We can only hope that the City case takes just as long to complete. Hell who knows, maybe there's a divorce story in the future.