💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • August-September 2024

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  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Damn Jack is in full tear denial. making his own booze and peeps. Yeah next he's going to jerk a dude off but not lick his hand after because that would be gay he's just helping prevent prostate cancer to his homie.

Bri, can't blame her for getting fat but it saddens me a small town yokel suckered into the scalfanni cult/clan/dumpster. Her husband brings home expired hot dogs for her to eat she is busy in school and she has to hit up fast food because no one can cook in the whole compound.

Many women her age could find a real man after a divorce but now she's whale size? Poor thing. Also so I don't sound like a simp/white knight, also poor thing is what I say to any sofa before she sits on it

I'm legitimately shocked by the home made booze thing. I thought Jack would keep that lie up for good. At least peeps had wherewithall to hide behind Easter. But we all know fat faggot wanted to eat 80+ marshmallows.

You could almost see how jealous he was bri got to eat one or two herself. Jacks that much a Wendigo.

Rob as always is a national treasure and I know notice me senpai behavior is bad, I'd sure be tickled pink if some how I got a shout out (my screen name is from a blender).

I understand Tammy is one of those weirdos who enjoys being angry but, even with profits of old house sale and all they have to be burning money so quickly. I wonder if we get a broke with Jack series or something soon. The financial situation they have has been bad for a long while. Part of me suspects tams parents are helping more than we know.
 
Bassomatic said:
Bri, can't blame her for getting fat but it saddens me a small town yokel suckered into the scalfanni cult/clan/dumpster.
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She was suckered into the Scalfani clan by willingly agreeing to marry an obviously closeted homosexual from an unashamedly piece of shit family. It's not like they hid how shitty they are from her until the trap was sprung, they are incapable of pretending to be anything else. She chose this. She made her bed, now she has to watch Jr. fuck dudes in it.
 
Fascist Frederick said:
She was suckered into the Scalfani clan by willingly agreeing to marry an obviously closeted homosexual from an unashamedly piece of shit family. It's not like they hid how shitty they are from her until the trap was sprung, they are incapable of pretending to be anything else. She chose this. She made her bed, now she has to watch Jr. fuck dudes in it.
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You'd think murder church would have told her to not be an ally to the gays but here we are she became a beard.. and has a dad bod to match.
 
AltisticRight said:
This just illustrates how disconnected some of these brands are with reality. They see Jack as one of the OG "YouTube chefs" and sends him free stuff. He doesn't care about the product and often fails to even read the manual. They're all suckers sending him free toys that he'll use once and stash away forever.
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I'm not so sure about this. I think sending him free shit to retard about with is actually a 3d chess play if your main goal is to just generate buzz on the cheap. Jack's own channel doesn't get shit for views but the entire network of 'creators' who offer color commentary and reaction content around him is pretty sizable. Like you know there will be a bunch of popular e-drama fags reacting to this with their mysterious, sudden knowledge of brewing, and some legitimate craft brewing channels that likely customers might be watching will probably chime in if it ends up being an infamous disaster.

Him having a bad result with your product isn't necessarily going to have a downside exactly because he's a known (retarded) quantity among the people who are still paying attention. The price of admission with Jack is literally just sending him the product so they're not out that much if it just ends up being an unexceptional and boring video (most likely).
 
James done did it said:
I'm not so sure about this. I think sending him free shit to retard about with is actually a 3d chess play if your main goal is to just generate buzz on the cheap. Jack's own channel doesn't get shit for views but the entire network of 'creators' who offer color commentary and reaction content around him is pretty sizable. Like you know there will be a bunch of popular e-drama fags reacting to this with their mysterious, sudden knowledge of brewing, and some legitimate craft brewing channels that likely customers might be watching will probably chime in if it ends up being an infamous disaster.

Him having a bad result with your product isn't necessarily going to have a downside exactly because he's a known (retarded) quantity among the people who are still paying attention. The price of admission with Jack is literally just sending him the product so they're not out that much if it just ends up being an unexceptional and boring video (most likely).
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If this were the case they would've sent the shit to cobes
 
a terminal posture said:
Guess who’s making beer courtesy of @SpikeBrewing
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Yeah, I'll guess: it's Tranny.
I'm sure she's THRILLED with this workload (meant for Jagoff) showing up on the front doorstep. Assembly-wise, he won't be able to do shit, so she'll be stuck doing everything since lazy piece of garbage Jr. will be 'busy' raging on COD. Same goes with actually producing the finished product. Having a, you know, full time J-O-B ... Tranny's un-fucking-believably patient, and loyal (to a fault) I'll give her that.
 
Carnivore wendigo complains about not getting peanuts
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Super Hans v2 said:
I'm guessing happy; I think I remember him pissing and moaning a long time ago about how filthy the place was with people throwing all their shells on the floor, even though that's their schtick.
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Now that you mention it, that's definitely it. His waddling would probably drag all the shells with him so of course he's celebrating.
 
Andoxico said:
Carnivore wendigo complains about not getting peanuts
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Texas Roadhouse hasn't had peanuts since covid(never forget what they took from us).

The best jackposts are the ones you have to study to figure out which part of his brain the gears are currently turning. And you can't trust the bitemoji because he has taken a "Jesus take the wheel" approach and uses whatever preset reaction he fat fingers.

BROKE- Jack is mad they took free food away from him to cut costs, or he is happy people can't sit around eating nuts that he's not allowed to eat.
WOKE- Jack is mad Texas Roadhouse caved to the liberal agenda and took away peanuts due to allergic reactions, thanks Biden!
BESPOKE- The sight of nuts sends Jack into a tardrage, unless the nuts are attached to a tall, athletic man.
 
Super Hans v2 said:
I'm guessing happy; I think I remember him pissing and moaning a long time ago about how filthy the place was with people throwing all their shells on the floor, even though that's their schtick.
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He probably wanted those rolls I think they (or that other strip mall chain place, Logans?) have but was angry he couldnt get his scooter through or it was a liability for his walker or some shit.
 
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