💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 85 11.2%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 360 47.6%
  • Total voters
    757
BingBongDingDong said:
So weird shit is i always see posts dragging this dork on 4chan when theres activity here. Those threads always have up to date and maybe newer shit. Whether its him or somebody here i cant tell. Intresting part is in the thread this was posted. Our giajin speg got on tv in nihon lmao, what is with this sperg and his ability to weasle onto shows lol

edit: uploaded the video for posterity. we get to see adam with his zipper down then his asscrack out. GJ cheebs
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ÁchtunaRoll said:
Found the episode

YOUは何しに日本へ？ 動画　12月25日​

Adam Segment is at 2:26:57
ETA:
YOUは何しに日本へ？ 動画　12月25日_.mp4
It’s a bit longer with them explaining who they are and Adam agreeing to the interview.
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Has anyone reuploaded this to YouTube? I did a search but couldn't find anything. This has to be the top 10 or even top 5 humiliating Chibi moments so the YouTube users are missing out on comedy gold.

For most people, showing your open fly and then showing your butt crack while fixing your open fly would be a very embarrassing moment but for Chibi, it's a day ending in Y. I am surprised but at the same time not surprised (this is Chibi after all) that this incident blew over so quick.
 
Huge Fuckin Nerd said:
Chibi being quiet probably means that he didnt get picked up by JET. Not that we really needed confirmation. Shame that we didnt really get any sadposting out of it. He must actually be pretty devastated.
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he most likely blew the interview, the one where they just try to get a feel for what kind of person you are. that or they googled his name.
 
David Kirk Ginder said:
Has anyone reuploaded this to YouTube? I did a search but couldn't find anything. This has to be the top 10 or even top 5 humiliating Chibi moments so the YouTube users are missing out on comedy gold.
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Someone alert the guy who runs the Chibi Watch channel. It's not even on there for archive purposes.

I think since it needs proper translations and due to the festive time of year it passed the YouTube crowd by.
 
MysticShizo said:
You mean this video?
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And.
There.
We.
Go.

Now the normies on YouTube can suffer the same cringe we felt.

I'm going to upgrade this to 1 of the top 3 humiliating Chibi moments. For the 1-2 open fly/butt crack combo to happen and to be captured on Japanese TV and be viewed by everyone around the world is a miracle.

YouTube comment:
@nightrocks
3 hours ago
0:26 Does anyone know what it says on his hand bracelet?
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It says "Don't G... ... Enough"
Give?
 
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David Kirk Ginder said:
It says "Don't G... ... Enough"
Give?
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Don't give up
You are enough
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Snakebottom said:
It looks like he’s either deleted his FB page or locked it down tighter than a gnat’s cunt. On a totally unrelated note, I know some people took screenshots of his friends list to laugh at the fact they were mostly thots and posted them here, could those be DM’d to me or just reposted here, whatever.

EDIT

False alarm, he’s back with one new friend in tow. Weird.
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You talking about this maybe?

Post in thread 'Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/adam-white-chibi-chibinekodemyx-aquana-shinyaquana.10663/post-11688551
 
Butwhythough2 said:
I think someone emailed Jet that video with Frank Hassle calling his mom and telling about his dick pics. Now wait a minute Chibi.. Chibi Nooooo
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I think it's more likely that he fucked it all up on his own volition in the interview stage. Even on his best behaviour, assuming someone IRL got him to dress like an adult, not mention video games, and not give a single breadcrumb towards his internet footprint, he'll still inadvertently fuck it up. He'll mention something stupid like his motivation for applying being his enjoyment of that vacay run by a travel agent specialising in tours for retarded teenagers.

I don't doubt some ween tried emailing JET about him, but what's some backoffice staff monitoring the general inbox do with that information? Probably nothing.
 
Crispy Jakes said:
I think it's more likely that he fucked it all up on his own volition in the interview stage. Even on his best behaviour, assuming someone IRL got him to dress like an adult, not mention video games, and not give a single breadcrumb towards his internet footprint, he'll still inadvertently fuck it up. He'll mention something stupid like his motivation for applying being his enjoyment of that vacay run by a travel agent specialising in tours for retarded teenagers.

I don't doubt some ween tried emailing JET about him, but what's some backoffice staff monitoring the general inbox do with that information? Probably nothing.
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He for sure fucked up the interview on his own which is a feat in and of itself cause I assume the majority of applicants are nerdy weebs. This is the same guy that got banned from magnet therapy, which is pretty much a scam, for having a violent meltdown.
 
Deez Nuts said:
He for sure fucked up the interview on his own which is a feat in and of itself cause I assume the majority of applicants are nerdy weebs. This is the same guy that got banned from magnet therapy, which is pretty much a scam, for having a violent meltdown.
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Actually it's only about half of them that are annoying nerdy weebs. The rest see it as a way to experience a new culture and as an extended vacation in a foreign land while working towards an advanced degree in language studies.

JET might be the gold standard when it comes to English teachers but it's barely better than acting like a trained monkey.
 
Weirdly there's a part of me that's almost jealous of Chibi. Barring his job and his mother (who he claims to hate??) he's got nothing tying him down to his current life, so he really could just up sticks and move his entire existence over to Japan. If only he wasn't a complete and utter sperg who self-sabotages at every possible turn he could lead a pretty fulfilling life. I guess that's what keeps me interested in watching how he fucks his life up next.
 
Gornery said:
and his mother (who he claims to hate??)
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Don’t be fooled, Chibi hates his mother in the same way every other angsty teenage boy does. It’s clear he never grew out of that phase of his life and that’s why despite arguing with her on stream and claiming to hate her online, he relies on her to do everything from arranging trips and job interviews to breaking up with his girlfriends for him. He doesn’t like that she’s the only person who truly holds him accountable (and even then, only barely) but he also needs her. I don’t think he’s going to be capable of surviving on his own for long once she dies or becomes senile.
 
cool guy spyro said:
Finished catching up with all 686 pages of this thread after a week or so of on/off reading. I was superficially aware of Chibi from the GDQ incident but had no idea just how much... else there was. By the time I was maybe halfway caught up, I was desperate to know what the "made an ass of himself on national Japanese television" was referring to but managed to resist the urge to spoiler myself, and finally got to see it today. Not exaggerating when I say that's the funniest shit I have seen in literally months. This is my new favourite thread on the Farms, unquestionably. God fucking bless.
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The sheer serendipity of the interviewer to just so happen to pick out Chibi of all people is just... magnificent. A true once in a lifetime occurrence. Just imagine, if Chibi hadn't waddled onto the sofa of an early morning filler run at SGDQ, none of this would've happened!
 
Gornery said:
Weirdly there's a part of me that's almost jealous of Chibi. Barring his job and his mother (who he claims to hate??) he's got nothing tying him down to his current life, so he really could just up sticks and move his entire existence over to Japan. If only he wasn't a complete and utter sperg who self-sabotages at every possible turn he could lead a pretty fulfilling life. I guess that's what keeps me interested in watching how he fucks his life up next.
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He's like Chris before Bob's death. He can only afford to be a carefree manbaby because of his tard-wrangling mother. Reminder that it was his mother who stopped the 8k$ loan Chibi almost took from a loan shark for Yooka-Laylee, and it was his mother who cancelled his 5k$ "personal trainer" at the gym.

I am also jealous of his job but this retard has been trying to sabotage it for a while now by trying to kill the golden goose for a one-year Japan stint. "Easy come easy go" as they say, he's already living on borrowed time since all of his coworkers and bosses hate him. He is actively trying to leave, and once he leaves he will never ever get a job like this again (His previous jobs were minimum wage work at Burger King and he has no real education and skills)
 
Super Dilator Duel 3D said:
It’s clear he never grew out of that phase of his life and that’s why despite arguing with her on stream and claiming to hate her online, he relies on her to do everything from arranging trips and job interviews to breaking up with his girlfriends for him.
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Plural girlfriends? Could you remind me again who they were? I mean proper physical meet-up girlfriends, not fake online long distance ones.

The only one I remember is the autistic sounding blond one. I think they broke up because of this thread lmao (she was reading the contents of the thread I think live while Adam, was as usual absorbed in his vidya games). Anyway, if he wasn't autistic manchild, he should've kept her.
 
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