I wonder how much of that "Only fast food" claim comes from Jack making cooking appear like some eldritch incomprehensible thing that will output poison beyond compare when you fuck it up. He's been gaslit his entire life into thinking that his dads cooking is 'normal'. Faced with that perception of reality, I'd be subsisting off taco bell and mcdicks too
You are right I just typed it poorly last night because I was tired it was 2,400 I’m simply retarded. Thank you for correcting that.
Turns out she isn't covering her face in surprise but instead shoving an entire cheeseburger into her mouth with both hands.
Who has the money or space for a loud, complicated washing machine-sized freeze dryer? Hint: You can dehydrate food in a low oven. If it has convection, even better.
She's a young lady married to a man who can't get it up for women and living with two aging, shrill trash. No wonder she's finding solace in eating.
That Kangen Water episode was hilarious.
Christians and grifting go together like peanut butter and jelly
Hammy Jr was kinda cute before she really got involved with the Scalfatties but she's just truly adopted the "eat anything" attitude they all seem to have.
Five years. This is what living with the Scalfatties has done to this poor girl.
I think it's also because Jr is a lazy bastard like his Dad and Hammy Jr never really learned to cook.
He's done that multiple times now. This first was his grand experiment where he was going to be trying it and reporting back to us about the taste every month or whatever. Not only did he never do that, he left huge fatty sections that likely went rancid and he had to throw the shit out.
He's one of them fancy californian types, and his daddy is a youtube star! or probably some dumb shit like that is what was going through her head.
Considering how uncomfortable she looks handling anything in the kitchen the few times she's done any mixing or whatever in an episode, I'd suspect that to be the case. If she actually knew how to cook, the show practically could have been Cooking with Bri for the past year(and it likely would have improved).
That's not fat...it's the wendigo spawning...
Dude it’s like 90s hip yo, get with it. That will be like the 90 year old geriatric thing is seeing a bunch of old guys at a retirement home with backwards ball caps.
You have to read it like jack would.
There's 2 prints, Jack.
Which didn't make sense because soldiers, on base, are well fed and taken care of. And Thanksgiving is a big deal meaning he had freshly roasted turkey with all the trimmings. Why the fuck would he want some of Fatty's freeze dried shit?
Just wearing the hat indoors all the time bothers me.
You knew what he meant MOM!
The CIA actually hired jack to make freeze dried turkey because he’s the best at making it a war crime and they need it for interrogation purposes. Remember this is the military they don’t care about how much they have to spend as long as you suffer.