📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I'm convinced that every single person on Tumblr and Reddit claiming to be a "system" of multiple personalities is just making the whole thing up and/or deluding themselves about it for asspats, without exception.

You are correct.

Rate me bins for asking this if you will, but is DID even a real thing outside of LARPers?

Absolutely not.

 

[Terffals]

I will never fully understand these people and I'm not sure that I wanna.

I understand them. That’s why I hate them.

 

[Positron]

Royal we? Troon couple? Multiple personality?
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"Our DID, our financial situations..."
Lol how would someone with "DID" even have money worries? With 10 people in your headspace you should be able to do 10 people's job while eating one person's food, paying one person's rent, clothes, transport etc.

I'm convinced that every single person on Tumblr and Reddit claiming to be a "system" of multiple personalities is just making the whole thing up.

All "DID " or "MPD" are all made-up, for the simple reason I alluded: no such case ever claimed to work 3 (or 16, or whatever numbers of "personalities" they claim they have) jobs simultaneously; they just find so many different ways of annoying other people.

 

[barbie meat]

On the issue of DID, I wrote a post about it a while ago in the Tranch thread.

In short, yes, DID is real, but it doesn't involve all these "alters." It involves, you know, dissociating. Your brain basically shuts down to cope with severe, prolonged abuse and trauma.

Good explanation, and I'm inclined to think you're right. I think the whole concept of "alters" or separate personalities likely came about because someone who has been severely traumatized as a child, when going into this dissociated state, may seem to revert to a younger version of themselves as a result of the traumatic flashback causing the dissociation. And somebody (psychological professional, or whoever) came along and gave that "personality" its own identity, even though it was still the same person, just experiencing a mental health crisis. The real tell for all the fakers is that they are able to identify when they're experiencing this "switch", recall it later, remember details about the "alter", etc., which is flat out impossible with a real dissociative state that profound.

I'm not any kind of psychologist or even doctor, just someone who is interested in this topic as I know a few people with severe trauma (thankfully, not that severe).

 

[Your_deadname_here]

The troon brain trust at r/MtF share their experiences with estrogen and how it morphs bone structure into magic woman pelvis. One troon thinks by doing high impact workouts, they might cause micro fractures causing coke bottle hips.
The Aristocrats!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Dude thinks men will not be able tell the difference between a chopped dick and an actual pussy. I pity the drunk man at the bar who will to bare witness to such a horrific wound when the troon decides to go through with the surgery.
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Of course all the redditors in the comments think this is a fine idea if it weren't for the fact the man would be angry and possibly hurt OP. It contradicts the point that guys would never be able to tell the difference but consistency isn't their thing anyways.

You might be thinking gee I sure would like to see some of these so called memes he posted well here is a real gut-buster.
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I will never fully understand these people and I'm not sure that I wanna.

“I generally pass decently” means “I don’t pass.” I am 100% certain that there are significant parts of his story about “this guy” that are missing.

All "DID " or "MPD" are all made-up, for the simple reason I alluded: no such case ever claimed to work 3 (or 16, or whatever numbers of "personalities" they claim they have) jobs simultaneously; they just find so many different ways of annoying other people.

“Alters” are just imaginary friends. A way for fundamentally boring people to pretend they’re vicariously interesting. I’m not surprised that so many troons claim to have it, it’s the same deal - become the person they want to be without putting in the effort of making genuine change.

 

[Gremperor]

This BASED 14 year old teen absolutely destroys his pooner “father”; his lesbian mother gets pissed!

Some of the recommendations for "fixing" the son are hilariously stupid.
"Have him watch hasan" lol

"Well, I do have advice and it's exactly why I won't and shouldn't be a parent."
What an odd thing to comment.

Schizo babble


And of course two people with the correct opinion.

I'll give them some credit the only comment that suggested slapping the son got downvoted right to the bottom.

 

[Your_deadname_here]

“I generally pass decently” means “I don’t pass.” I am 100% certain that there are significant parts of his story about “this guy” that are missing.

“Alters” are just imaginary friends. A way for fundamentally boring people to pretend they’re vicariously interesting. I’m not surprised that so many troons claim to have it, it’s the same deal - become the person they want to be without putting in the effort of making genuine change.

I can't imagine constantly worrying about if people will play along with my physical presentation. I imagine it drives many of them into a paranoid tailspin.

The idea that those docs had to deal with "alters" in making a decision on an irreversible sex surgery is fucked. It seems some other pathology might take precedence over a paraphilia. Psychological intervention might be a better treatment plan.

 

[Shig O'nella]

On the issue of DID, I wrote a post about it a while ago in the Tranch thread.

In short, yes, DID is real, but it doesn't involve all these "alters." It involves, you know, dissociating. Your brain basically shuts down to cope with severe, prolonged abuse and trauma.

To expand slightly from personal experience - a personality (usually a very basic and sketchy one) that can handle the stress and trauma appears if there is no other choice. They do not talk to "you," there's no cutsy little notes and comments - as far as "you" are concerned, there's a blank space (or, at most, a few confused impressions like a half remembered dream) where that time period should be. Think of it more like an alcoholic blackout than anything else.
It's been known about forever, there's references and mentions of people fighting in battle in a fugue state since as long as we've had writing. You read reports of any disaster - made made or natural - and a common theme from surviviors is "I don't remember much." despite them having been seen/recorded helping people, doing complex tasks and acting like normal.
Most of the time it's a harmless protection, much like our inability to really remember pain (you can remember something hurt, but can't recall exactly how badly). Conditions change, the circuit breaker resets and "you" are back. Rarely the breaker gets stuck and the person needs help.

Edit to expand slightly. Brains are fascinating.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

there's references and mentions of people fighting in battle in a fugue state since as long as we've had writing. You read reports of any disaster - made made or natural - and a common theme from surviviors is "I don't remember much."

This makes sense. I suppose another example would be when you see your child at imminent risk of harm from a stranger and the little switch in your brain marked 'Viking Berserker Mode' automatically flips on. You enter a headspace that is otherwise totally inaccessible without the right external stimulus.

Terminally online autists have essentially twisted a perfectly natural phenomenon into a quirky Anime Protagonist personality trait.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The idea that those docs had to deal with "alters" in making a decision on an irreversible sex surgery is fucked. It seems some other pathology might take precedence over a paraphilia. Psychological intervention might be a better treatment plan.

It would be fun to fuck with the patient by talking to all the alters. Then tell the “main personality” that one of the alters didn’t consent to GRS and due to medical confidentiality, you can’t say which one.

 

[Your_deadname_here]

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the most clockable one of all?

 

[Shig O'nella]

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the most clockable one of all?

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"Why are they sirring me, I see a girl in the mirror!!!"

In the words of Simon and Garfunkel: A man sees what he wants to see and disregards the rest.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

It would be fun to fuck with the patient by talking to all the alters. Then tell the “main personality” that one of the alters didn’t consent to GRS and due to medical confidentiality, you can’t say which one.

"And I am sorry, but without a consensus, we can't go forward."

Coming soon in all US Blue States: legislation requiring that all medical offices provide HIPAA forms for alters.

 

[SpinelessArtist]

Troons like attention. DID is extremely fucking rare and probably doesn't even exist. Rare diagnosis = special = attention. Voilà. It's the same like how little girls make their furry OC'S have all these special abilities, powers and weird flashing appearances. If DID even is real and is not a branch of schizophrenia or the simple occurrence of people dissociating, these retards on the internet flailing it around like some certificate of oppression surely don't have it.

 

[Iodine]

This BASED 14 year old teen absolutely destroys his pooner “father”; his lesbian mother gets pissed!
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> Seeing our kindhearted young boy become so hateful and angry ... this comes from a place of anxiety and loneliness
> We are considering limiting his access to the Internet

How dare these abusive narcissistic intolerant bigots use the same ABUSE tactics that parents use to prevent their mentally ill children from going onto Discord and finding out that they need to take cross-sex hormones immediately! Kids know best about their own identities and if their parents don't shower them with unconditional support, they're narcissistic controllers. This stunning and brave transconservative youth should attend right-wing seminars behind his parents' backs and make an appointment with an informed consent gym to begin his transition. He can hide his physical gains from his parents with loose hoodies. The second he turns 18, he can get the fuck out of that abusive hellhole, go no contact, and live authentically as his true self!

The trans husband also definitely doesn't pass because all teenage boys talk massive shit to their dads at that age. If he passed as a dad, he would deal with his son's bullshit himself and not ask his wife to cry on Reddit about it.

 

[Geraldine]

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the most clockable one of all?

Little old lady thought she was being polite to the really weird guy.

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The trans husband also definitely doesn't pass because all teenage boys talk massive shit to their dads at that age. If he passed as a dad, he would deal with his son's bullshit himself and not ask his wife to cry on Reddit about it.

Ding ding ding ding ding!

 

[Punished Neco]

"Alana McLaughlin" the ex US Special Forces veteran who in 2021 became the 2nd ever MTF to compete in MMA [The Kiwi Times news article]
has been banned from Twitter and lost 65,000 followers.
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2 days after International Women's Day and from I've seen of AML's tweets in the past I wouldn't be surprised if it was in relation to getting into an Internet slap-fight with women who think IWD shouldn't be hijacked by MTF's. But I guess an Internet slap-fight is preferable to choking women out in MMA.

 

[TruffleSpark]

The troon brain trust at r/MtF share their experiences with estrogen and how it morphs bone structure into magic woman pelvis. One troon thinks by doing high impact workouts, they might cause micro fractures causing coke bottle hips.
The Aristocrats!

Do their doctors tell them this crap or do they just gaslight each other into believing it? One of life's great mysteries.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the most clockable one of all?

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They always think that by putting on badges of femininity (nails, make up, a dress, etc) that they transform into a woman. They don’t seem to realize that even a woman with no makeup, an oversized hoodie, and a deeper voice will still be seen as a woman, despite putting no effort into it.

It’s like the emperor’s new clothes, but only they’re in on it and then they get mad when nobody else automatically indulges their delusions.