💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Whaler]

No. If Fatty ever built a PC it would be the infamous the Verge PC build that was taken to town because of all the wrong information the stupid host used. I mean he called one of those silicone wrist bracelets an "anti static bracelet" and zip ties as "tweezers". Also the scene of him forcing screws through his radiator for the water cooling part is so hard to watch. It was so bad and trashed so hard that the Verge had to take it down.

Then it would blow up and he'd blame the maker instead of himself for being a dumbass.

I still wake up in a cold sweat some nights because of that video.

 

[Gulls on Film]

Check out the sneaks going for 58.00

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For $60, you can get a comfortable pair of New Balance dad shoes, prefect shoes for grilling. Or you can get a pair of discount store shoes with a face of a man staring up lustfully at your cock.

Which way, western man?

 

[Aeritalia F-104S-ASA]

Check out the sneaks going for 58.00

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Does he really, honestly, right hand to God, believe that anyone on earth would buy and wear those? Shoes with a picture of his fucking facebook avatar on them?!? Holy shit man.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

The shoes are ridiculous, but let’s not sleep on the “Special Needs Children At Play” bucket hat:



Speaking of sleeping, check out this giant pillow that Jack thinks would appeal to… infatuated fans?:



Featuring, of all things, a giant QR code on the back:



And a special message from the man himself:



N&CWJ, anyone?

 

[Shartavius]

That pillow is somehow worse than the pre-stained shirts.

 

[p1138]

That pillow is somehow worse than the pre-stained shirts.

Would be a shame if someone convinced Fatty that a dakimakura was just an xxxl "snuggle pillow" and he decided to make one for his larger audience members...

 

[Shartavius]

Probably some combination of these two, but with a damp side printed with a hairy asshole wide enough to lay your whole face into and eat crumbled Fritos corn chips out of:

 

[Tiresome]

"Snuggle with me as we watch Netflix together" on a pillow with his cartoon face on it.

That is possibly the most homosexual thing we've ever see Jack Scalfani do. And we've seen a LOT.

 

[Bassomatic]

It's amazing Jacks newest merch run is all slogans you find from the discount rack at shitty home good stores for that edgy but ok office behavior.

Reminds me of an ex she had at her job a "for fox sake" mug. God I feel angry even thinking of that cringe. I have a badass p51 mustang mug at work. Because I love flying and chuck Yeager is a personal hero the p51 is about as American as apple pie and it is pretty damn well insulted.

Yeah I'm little salty someone beat me to peeing on your shoes intentionally just to give jacks bitmoji a golden shower.

 

[Shartavius]

Jack?

Edit: This was in response to the stroked-out quality of Bassomatic’s original post. It has since been revised to be a more intelligible post boasting of a plane cup he drinks from exclusively in public.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Would be a shame if someone convinced Fatty that a dakimakura was just an xxxl "snuggle pillow" and he decided to make one for his larger audience members...

So much material to make one, it would cost like $100 and who in their right mind would want to snuggle Fatty on one of those things?

 

[A Bit Concerning]

Facebook Avatars / Memojis / Bitmojis / anything of the like are all copyrighted and it's illegal to use them for commercial use. Facebook probably doesn't care enough to actually start a lawsuit over this but it's hilarious to imagine them actually taking Jack to court over this.

 

[p1138]

So much material to make one, it would cost like $100 and who in their right mind would want to snuggle Fatty on one of those things?

Absolutely no one, but I'm sure there's some print on demand service for those things just so he could have a listing.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q9O2EU88pX8

I hear signs of congestive heart failure in his voice. Did he have another mini stroke recently?

 

[semitooth]

I hear signs of congestive heart failure in his voice. Did he have another mini stroke recently?

one of his vocal cords collapsed

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I hear signs of congestive heart failure in his voice. Did he have another mini stroke recently?

No, but his new 10lb of candied meat and cheese a day diet has caused his pulse pressure to shoot up to 100. The heart attack is coming soon.

 

[fag0rz]

The shoes are ridiculous, but let’s not sleep on the “Special Needs Children At Play” bucket hat:

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Speaking of sleeping, check out this giant pillow that Jack thinks would appeal to… infatuated fans?:

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Featuring, of all things, a giant QR code on the back:

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And a special message from the man himself:

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N&CWJ, anyone?

Imagine going to bed every night with Jack's wild-eyed, drooling visage staring up at you. His products are so retarded they don't even have ironic value.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The best part is, if it fails you can still rebuild the image assuming you went for RAID 5 or if you have more money, and space, go RAID 50 / 5 + 0 meaning striping and parity with a mirror. Using one device like this means it's literally only one point of failure. Unless Fatty also has a second one to use as a backup but we all know he doesn't.

If you are feeling adventurous, you can use zfs and go with RAID-Z.

 

[Bassomatic]

Jack?

Edit: This was in response to the stroked-out quality of Bassomatic’s original post. It has since been revised to be a more intelligible post boasting of a plane cup he drinks from exclusively in public.

My PC went full Jack as I posted.
Gotta ask Mrs basso to buy me a new "imak" in Tennessee vols colors to prove I'm a good Southern boy.
GET U NEW PC