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Ah, mental illness bingo
Is the all blue flag male x male gay? Whys it that if theres bras and sailor outfits in the closet?????

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The India Willoughby / JK Rowling crisis is escalating with Willoughby claiming he has reported Rowling to the police for calling him a man.



Spectacular pseudo-legal babble from the former newsreader, but as we know some UK police forces have been known to act on such reports.

This has resulted predictably in thousands of people calling Willoughby a man on Twitter.

Rowling is... not exactly quaking with fear.
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(Like a lot of attention-seekers that are trans or trans-adjacent. Willoughby has been trying to sell his wares at various stalls, till he realised that a far-right immigrant-bashing troon didn't really make sense and started posing as a caring left-wing type. )
 
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Mr Limpy
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Oh, god, you just have to go Google this, it's hilarious. It's hard to believe that this is some genuine sales blurb and not a parody. "Please do not boil it. It will melt", "item may have small cosmetic flaws which can include slight discoloration, minor dents or small air bubbles."

You won't believe how life-like this "classic" packer feels. It makes the perfect bulge whether you are working, out on the town or just sitting around the house. It is made of a soft skin-like material that feels amazing and is very squishy. Folks adore Mr Limpy for its affordable price, ease of use and life-like feel.
• Small is about 3.75" long total (shaft = about 3")
• Medium is about 6" long total (shaft = about 5.25")
If you want something about the size of the small Mr. Limpy but a little less perky, check out the WhipSmart Packer.
To pack these many people use a tight pair of underwear, a jock-strap or a harness. You can also use our nifty Packing Straps. Please note that packers are not meant for penetration.
THIS IS NOT MADE OF SILICONE. Please do not boil it. It will melt.
All colors are approximate and may vary slightly from this picture. Also please note item may have small cosmetic flaws which can include slight discoloration, minor dents or small air bubbles. Note that this packer, like most things made of porous materials, can absorb color from fabric, so yours may become discolored with use, depending on how you are wearing it. Discoloration after purchase is not a valid return reason. Please note the maker's name, Fleshlight, is imprinted on the base of these.
The conditions mentioned above are not a valid reason for return.
Softskin packers are porous, can be washed with soap and water or toy cleaner and then dusted with cornstarch or Renewing Powder after washing and air-drying to return the toy back to its original "life-like" texture. We suggest that you wear this in a harness, packing strap or pocketed jock strap so that the item is not sitting up against your body as this item is porous and the full list of the chemicals and materials used to make this are not available to us. According to the manufacturer, this item is latex-free, phthalate-free and body-safe, but we always like to err on the side of caution.
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Customer Reviews​

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Perfect starter packer!​

Kurt on Jun 12, 2022

I never would have imagined that a rubber peen would work like magic when it comes to my bottom dysphoria, yet here we are. The Mr. Limpy small is perfect in size for me, especially since I’m a small guy, standing at around 5’3. It’s super flexible and soft, so if you wear the correct underwear, it looks perfectly natural. Also fyi, if you do not have a packer harness, wearing two layers of underwear and putting the packer in between the first and second layer works perfectly. Just don’t wear underwear that’s super bulky. Anyways, thank you, FTM Essentials for allowing me to obtain this packer. Will buy from this company in the future.
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amazing! (small)​

valentine on Mar 07, 2022

i've had mine for about a year now and its hardly even discolored! looks genuinely proportional and realistic, and great for wear anywhere. when used with a binder, perfect for relieving gender dysphoria!
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Bigger than expected, but good overall (medium)​

Miles on Oct 18, 2021

Gives me tons of gender euphoria! Great to pack with if it's just me, but it does look bigger than expected and kinda makes it look like you have a boner. Luckily if you adjust or place it in certain ways and pack it down/wear baggier pants it's not as noticeable. For reference I'm 5'6 and ordered the medium, so if you're taller it should be fine, but if you're on the smaller side then I'd probably recommend the small
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Swimming​

alek on May 30, 2021

Can you go swimming with this packer. I have a salt water pool and don’t know if it’s safe for the packer. if not what is a packer that will hold up in salt water?

i love this packer and would hate for it to get ruined.
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Go-To Packer​

Britta on Apr 29, 2021

I bought this packer something like 3 years ago, and I consistently wear it when I'm feeling androgynous. I also have the medium, which I also love, but the 3-inch one is actually my go-to for packing because I have more freedom with the positioning. I wear it under tight briefs and it stays in place very well. I'm 5'10" and am about 152lb, and it looks very natural with my body. It actually is about the size of a flaccid penis, and looks natural and proportional if you position it correctly. You can position the shaft based on what kind of bulge you're looking for (up for a more noticeable bulge, down for less) and contrary to popular misconception, it doesn't make you look like you have a boner. It's super pliable and you can only see the definition of the head in your underwear, which can be said for natal men as well. It's honestly not a concern.

When you first get it, it's very sticky and will need to be coated in corn starch, but the starch will hold up until you need to wash it. It's made of cyberskin so it won't readily irritate your skin. It's easy to wash and easy to wear, but if you're going to forego the joey pouch or packing underwear, I recommend wearing it in tight briefs or boxer briefs sans junk pouch so it will stay in place. Tight underwear also help make the balls look more natural. I absolutely love this packer and I highly recommend it if you're short on cash and looking for a natural bulge.
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And that's just the first page of the reviews. There are another twenty more. Then you get to the pictures, and it looks more like a pet than a sex toy.
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Here are some of the best bits from the reviews. I'll say again, these are all genuine reviews

i've had mine for about a year now and its hardly even discolored!

Can you go swimming with this packer. I have a salt water pool and don’t know if it’s safe for the packer. if not what is a packer that will hold up in salt water? i love this packer and would hate for it to get ruined.

When you first get it, it's very sticky and will need to be coated in corn starch, but the starch will hold up until you need to wash it.

I recolored mine and it looks like the actual thing ... The balls are very wide and individually round which makes it really bulky. Because of that you can't really pack down with it and packing to the side and up make it look weird because of how big the head is. Overall it's comfortable but looks like a semi-hard on. I don't recommend it as a first packer.

I do suggest if you live with your parents and they are supportive to ask them first before purchasing. I wouldn't get this and have to constantly hide it because the cleaning process can take a while and hiding that is hard.

Mine has a small divot on the head where there was presumably an air bubble during production, but it isn't something that detracts from the look IMO.

If I pack it pointing down one of my pants legs it's not very noticeable unless you're deliberately looking for it. Doing that was a bit uncomfortable at first since it stuck to my leg hair, but the packer renewer powder/cornstarch helped a lot with that. Applying cornstarch prior to wearing it at all is a good idea, since it's pretty sticky initially and the cornstarch makes a huge difference. ... It gets dirty easy (picks up a lot of little fuzzies from my pajama pants especially)

It's made of the same material as those cats that are squishy that go on the back of your phone's.

It’s kind of a lint magnet tho. Like when I use this thing with some older more comfortable underwear, it’s just covered in lint when I go to change or something. Also it has a really weird crease on the back after using it for a few days.

I bought this packer and wasn't comfortable with it's bright, flat color. I used makeup to color it completely.

I am 250lbs and 5'7" so I wanted to make sure I got one for my size. It looks completely natural and I just had to sit there and stared at my bulge for a bit. The pack came in a small box (think journal sized) and the packer was in a bag inside the box. No indication on what it was from on the box. I had to go buy cornstarch for it (~$3 at the store in the baking section) and put a little on it.

I've had a previous encounter with a packer that after 6 days began to tear right underneath wear the balls and shaft meet. I'm not sure if it was my harness or just the packer but I am highly dissatisfied and now very cautious of what I buy.

moves around in loose underwear when walking. i was wearing loose-ish boxer briefs and walking my dog and the packer ended up kind of sideways. probably i need a harness.

No awkward smell, no deformaties, and I sat in the bathroom flopping it about giggling like a school girl.

I definitely feel like I can change in front of my school's construction class more confidently

It's also heavier than I expected so I definitely reccomend having a secure harness, I don't know if the heaviness applies to the small though.

works better for me to have it go up instead of down, more realistic bulge and also doesn't go to one side awkwardly

My only complaint is that the silicone does get a bit torn if stretched often.

its a great packer to wear when im alone or just at home, due to its size though i dont think i would take this in a public setting

I'm 5'5". It looks like a boner in both tight and baggy pants. Even if I sag my pants a bit it doesn't help.

I ordered the large caramel packer and I love it. I use it for a anal toy when I masterbate and pretend its a real man when I lick and suck it to.

I'm not sure if its just my underwear type (I wear tight boxer briefs) but it still manages to move completely sideways (the entire packer not just the shaft). and mind you I'm not doing any physical exercise. It gets extremely uncomfortable at times and I often find my hand in my pants trying to shift it back to a comfortable position, even in public.

I've even taken it swimming a couple of times. Never once has anyone questioned if it was real.

Texture is very real, and I have actually found it has less of an odor and fuzz and hair sticks to it less than other prosthetics/packers I have had, although it is still very new.

Its pretty squishy and hair and dust and even color from a pencil (if you lose it on a drawing or something) sticks to it like crazy, but you can wash it and put cornstartch on it and it'll be all good again.

I even slept with it tucked in my boxers.

the box I got it in says "You are awesome" on the outside and the packer comes with care instructions, a list of resources for trans guys (although one of them had a typo), and surprisingly, mints that say "We love you!" on the wrapper. (I thought they were there to keep the packer dry, but no, those are actually mints.)

it's suddenly become discoloured in patches. I can only assume it's come from my underwear being less than colourfast, though the patches are darker than the underwear I was wearing
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And a few sad ones from the grooming victims.

Hey, I'm 12 and I get bottom dysphoria my mum is happy to get me a packer but I don't know what size to get.

I’m 13 and I wanna get a small packer, my dad said the kids at school will make fun of me for having a bulge and he doesn’t want my “stuff” showing,

it's truly amazing and I love it. I'm 12 years old and like 5 foot 2" so I have to wear it kind of low.

I'm a pre-everything, 4'11, 16, almost 17 year old. I ordered this Sunday night along with packing boxers and it came just now on Wednesday. My dad got the package though so I have some explaining to do I think.

I got it small, as I'm 16
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The worst part is, while she has a "Mr Limpy" (a soft rubbery fake dick), that is not what she was wearing.
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So she wore her sex toy to a 10-year-old's birthday party. We know all male troons are dugusting, but some of their female counterparts deserve the rope as well.

What is an "accountability post"?
 
Positron said:
So she wore her sex toy to a 10-year-old's birthday party. We know all male troons are dugusting, but some of their female counterparts deserve the rope as well.

What is an "accountability post"?
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The subreddit is "unfuck your house", aka r/ufyh hence their post for accountability for others to encourage their cleaning. If you meant my post.
 
"Packers"- So bizarre that FtM pooners think it's normal and desirable for men to have their dicks visible in their trousers. Maybe if you're 70s Robert Plant onstage at a Zep concert. Most normal guys would be mortified, but I guess it's a trans-identified-female fetish-y idea.
 
Positron said:
What is an "accountability post"?
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Hojicha said:
The subreddit is "unfuck your house", aka r/ufyh hence their post for accountability for others to encourage their cleaning. If you meant my post.
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Unfuck Your Habitat was a huge thing that started around fifteen years ago. It was centred in Tumblr, although I don't know if it started there, and spawned a mobile app and several books. It doesn't appear to be popular on Tumblr anymore, and the Reddit community it has now is quite small compared to what it used to be. However, it persists.

The woman who started it came up with systems and simple organisation systems for people who struggled to keep their homes clean for whatever reason; there were people who worked an insane amount of hours and basically only came home to eat and catch a few hours of sleep, people whose life went to hell after having a bub, people who suffered from severe mental illness, physical illness or impairment, people who struggled with feral housemates, spouses or relatives trashing the place, you get the idea. What many people did was take before and after photos and post them, so that others could encourage and cheer them on in their quest to clean up the unholy mess that had built up around them. Participants ranged from normally house proud individuals whose life briefly spiralled out of control for whatever reason and just needed an hour or two to tidy and mop, to full blown hoarders attempting to recover from the disorder.

It was one of those communities that are easy to judge from the outside, but inside it a lot of struggling and isolated individuals found support that they wouldn't otherwise have had. Everyone there knew that they were their own worst enemy and wanted to change, or at least slightly improve their life.
 
Hojicha said:
Ah, mental illness bingo
Is the all blue flag male x male gay? Whys it that if theres bras and sailor outfits in the closet?????

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There's a pregnancy test visible in one of the photos if you look carefully (look for the word "Newfoundland"). She's a pooner in a relationship with a they/them man.

I feel sorry for this one, she's obviously profoundly mentally ill. This is not how healthy people live.
 
Dromedary said:
"Packers"- So bizarre that FtM pooners think it's normal and desirable for men to have their dicks visible in their trousers. Maybe if you're 70s Robert Plant onstage at a Zep concert. Most normal guys would be mortified, but I guess it's a trans-identified-female fetish-y idea.
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Being as I can neither quote nor reply to the actual post about the packer...

'the box I got it in says "You are awesome" on the outside and the packer comes with care instructions, a list of resources for trans guys (although one of them had a typo), and surprisingly, mints that say "We love you!" on the wrapper.'

Damn, even cult lovebombed in the purchasing of their religions alms.
 
Candidate No 7 said:
The India Willoughby / JK Rowling crisis is escalating with Willoughby claiming he has reported Rowling to the police for calling him a man.


https://youtube.com/watch?v=Df92VpdWIIM
Spectacular pseudo-legal babble from the former newsreader, but as we know some UK police forces have been known to act on such reports.

This has resulted predictably in thousands of people calling Willoughby a man on Twitter.

Rowling is... not exactly quaking with fear.
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(Like a lot of attention-seekers that are trans or trans-adjacent. Willoughby has been trying to sell his wares at various stalls, till he realised that a far-right immigrant-bashing troon didn't really make sense and started posing as a caring left-wing type. )
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Just watching that video.. Willoughby specifies Northumbria constabulary, as where he has reported JK to.

My local (not PL, police in UK are cut up into a few lumps that do huge swathes of the country)

Which is good news for Rowling, I doubt he'll have much luck through them. Though policing is generally a pretty centralised affair, there are slight differences with commissioners, and NP have shown basically no appetite for any of this shit, ever. So hah. All the troon overstepping seems to have happened either in Surrey or South Yorkshire Police, who have always been retards and cunts in every flavour.

Still, interesting to know he's lurking up here though. Just assumed he'd be South East.
 
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MTF angry normie Dems destroyed the far left in primaries.
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Clocked even from the tiny profile pic. UWU was a pretty good clue. Here "she" is in all "her" glory
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Dude's profile links to a Nordstrom wishlist. It didn't archive for me on .PH but somebody archived it 3 years ago. I laughed out loud at the men's sneakers right next to the

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Edit: uwulution has been in this thread before, posted by @Whereismymind
 
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My local (not PL, police in UK are cut up into a few pumps that do huge swathes vof the country)
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Thanks for pointing that out, I thought it was a bit odd that we hear so much about Sussex(I think) Police when in my mind police just handle a single city in the US.

I guess it's more like our sheriffs departments, who handle a county, but in the US that's usually just outside the cities, and then we have city police.
 
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