So much for the claim that he doesn't crave carbs anymore ever since he started his carnivore diet. You justknow this fat, zero discipline manchild is sneaking slices of pizza and cookies when the cameras aren't rolling. The food insecurity that was bred into his greedy little brain by his welfare mommy is too much for him to resist when he sees or smells food
Jack puts both crushed red pepper and parmesan on his pizza because that's what they hand out for free with every pizza. If they handed out ramen seasoning packets and sesame seeds, he'd put them on. He's an utter glutton and MOAR means GUD.
Sweet onions and peppers like the ballpark street vendors are god-tier but there are few things that aren't good on a dog. Brown mustard, tomatoes, kraut, relish, I don't even have the stick up my butt that the anti-ketchup crowd do, but when you grow up, at least try more sophisticated things. Anything but celery salt though, fuck celery salt.
Has Jack ever reviewed Lord of the Rings? It seems sort of appropriate for a movie with hobbits to be graded by a mental dwarf.
All the cheerleading for Lynch in the world won't change the fact that we never got to see the schizo that made Holy Mountain pull off the most mentally fucked sci-fi film that could've ever been made.
He also stands about four feet tall, has 12 meals a day and refuses to do anything interesting so he basically is a hobbit.
Just a few weeks ago, but since this is about food and he's doing it, it's fine.
Honestly I think the tv miniseries from 2000 was better. Mostly because it allowed better pacing due to not having the time constraint.
Because he'd be screeching about the gay agenda and he imagines Sting in his head at home, like he normally does whenever "the gays" exist in a movie as an unnecessary deflection.
Is it really even sneaking? He can't hide it from Tammy since she needs to drive him everywhere and do everything for him. The only people he's hiding anything from are the few dozen like-minded mushbrain fans still in his audience believing the carnivore bullshit.
Tammy is absolutely not going to do anything to keep him on any kind of diet even if he lies about it online. She is a world-class enabler and probably can't cram sugar and lard down his gullet fast enough. By this time, she knows depriving Jack of his secret gud fud is a one way ticket to eye-rolling, intense passive-aggression and non-stop "Okay, MOMMMM"s.
It's likely some realization he's being scrutinized for his off-color boomer beliefs and controversial actions, or old age and poor health deincentivizing confrontation. Maybe it's the revelation his time alive is running short, and he has better things to worry about (
)Like @Falcon Sebben said, every New York-style pizzaria has cheap shelf parmesan, red pepper flakes, garlic powder and dried oregano in shakers. Even the ones out in Orange County, California. It's a valid question.
He wasn't so disappointed as he was angry he didn't get final cut. He wanted a longer movie and felt the one that was delivered wasn't his vision and so he took his name off it.
I would have loved to see Jodorowsky's Dune. I saw the bio they did on it and the movie looked amazing. Even weirder than what we got from Lynch. Hell just the movie bible he put together would be worth a sit down for.
Yes especially if you're doing kraut or something briny as it just soaks the bun and makes it fall apart.
But he was more open about his gayness back then. Hammy just took his love for cock and turned it into a love for food and Jesus in that order.
"Been doing the carbono die"
My god, he's mentally failing. Stroke no. 6 imminent.
I genuinely think it's just he's so stroked out and retarded he actually can't understand anything more complicated than a baby show. Like he was dumb before all the strokes, so he preferred kid's shows already. But the strokes damaged both what little he had up there to think with as well as some of his ability to perceive things.It's likely some realization he's being scrutinized for his off-color boomer beliefs and controversial actions, or old age and poor health deincentivizing confrontation. Maybe it's the revelation his time alive is running short, and he has better things to worry about (
Nah, it's pure food deprivation making him tard tantrum over not being allowed to publically eat all of the breaded foods he wants. It's similar to half the reason he bakes so much for Cooking with Fat; the diabetes and medical advice puts a "limit" on what he's supposed to eat and he can't stand that.
Parm's a good cheese to add to a variety of things. I often use it as one of my cheeses if I'm making a grilled cheese to add salt subtly.
His ineptitude at being a human being is so mind-boggling, it becomes funny. Jack's only redeeming feature is that his stroke gurglings and terrible cooking make me laugh. And that's the only reason why I'll be sad when he bites it.
