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he sounds like it takes him enormous effort to talk or think. nice death-gurgle at 1:28
No no, Jack uses the patrician European date format and this was his April Fools update a month early
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At least he didn’t scream at it for somehow being “liberal” propaganda
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Honestly this was the most scattered brain shit. I bet he was talking to Tammy going huh what the whole time or just slept.
She probably had to prod him "do your tax cheat video" he really sounded drugged out in this but I assume on the laundry list of meds he's on an opioid is in the mix.
For those who care, I really enjoyed part two and if you like dune or just liked part one go see it. Due to popularity Mrs bassomatic and I saw it in a normal no IMAX etc and still enjoyed it fully.
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That hallway ceiling is still fucking filthy. White trash lives in squalor, film at 11.
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I know he’s dumb and shit, but I wonder how much damage the strokes did to his brain. For the past year or so, it seems like his opinions on shit are even worst than in the past.
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In the end it's "gud even though I didn't understand it but I feel I have to give it a high grade".
Faggot has no idea what he's talking about. Yes the movie can be a bit confusing if you're not familiar with the story but it's not like it's too out there. Mrs. Sebben never read the books and she was following along fine. My guess is he's just mushbrained and can't actually focus on the movie because Hammy is eating popcorn and he can't eat any.
What political agenda is there going to be in a movie set in the year 10,100 or whatever the date is supposed to be? I'm thinking that the only reason he says this is because there's no trannies or gays prancing about farting rainbows in it.
Violence though? Yes. There's quite a bit.
I haven't seen the new version myself, but I bet he'd lose his shit if he saw the '84 version and Sting's outfit so I have to assume there's no equivalent in the new ones.
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Oh go fuck yourself Mr. "I mix ricotta cheese and spicy spaghetti sauce until it turns nuclear orange so I can eat the chunky pus shit it becomes". Mr. "I put cold slabs of cheese on hotdogs". Mr. "I like my ribs to snap because they're fucking raw". Mr. "I mix in shreddy cheese and sour cream into my chili until its nuclear orange." Mr "I douse my pizza in shit until it rots apart into slop".
Jack lost the right to complain about what's on anything or taste combination.
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There's a lot really. One can argue it's space Lawrence of Arabia, ffs there's literally a Jihad in dune universe. It's always been sci Fi politics but for Jack unless it has Trump or Biden nuance will go lost.
I'm shocked he didn't rage out the girl powa was woke ignoring the entire story of benejesirit
Also I love me a hot dog. It's a guilty pleasure, kraut is my #1 if not spicy mustard. To this day I'm truly heartbroken costco cut the kraut and only has yellow mustard. I feel like I lost a friend.
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Don’t feel too guilty about it, I love me a good coney dog so if I have the cash I get myself a chili dog from Coney Island when I get the chance. mmmm goyslop
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I guess nows as good a time as ever to tell my coney Island story.
Poppa basso went to college in North NJ. He told me he and friends would go to Coney Island for hot dogs on the weekend. As a little kid I thought, islands were only like Jamaica etc
I legitimately thought he was super rich going to basically Cuba etc every few days for a snack.
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I will say Jack putting crushed red pepper on his pizza would redeem him slightly in my eyes.
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A lot of fangirls lost their shit on seeing Sting in that outfit. Why would a teenage homosexual like Fatty be any different?
I actually read it as if he did do those things and was asking who else did. Every single pizzeria I've been to run by real Italians have had those shakers up there to sprinkle on your slice.
Yeah but as you said, unless it's obvious and in your face he misses it. Paul Atreides is Space Jesus. It's fucking blatant but he doesn't see it because he's a mushbrain and it's just, "pretty pictures on the screen".
Hot dogs are how I open and close the grill every year.
First thing to be grilled is always a dog. Onions, hot mustard or yellow mustard and hot peppers. And that's only if I don't have any kimchi.
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In retrospect that makes a lot more sense with the hot dog tweet right next to it, but Jack has bitched about people's choices in food enough times it could be read as that way too. I assumed the latter since it had a similar typing scheme to when he bitches about people eating donuts. Also it's damning I had even more "retarded flavor/texture concepts" stewing for Jack beyond those.
As for hot-dogs, I tend to like mine mostly plain barring mustard. But one combo that works every time for me, especially for kosher dogs that are all beef, is cheese and onion. A nice bit of cheddar with grilled onions makes them amazing.
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The best version (84)
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That’s a hot take apparently even David Lynch (director for anyone who doesn’t know) was disappointed with how that movie turned out. I always like the aesthetics of the movie it’s very visually interesting.
Wasn't this retard just complaining about people doing this shit on Twitter for engagement?
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If you changed the name and called it wacky space war it would go down as a near perfect 80s film the only reason it gets hate is it's called dune but loosely follows the books.
I fuckin love it. It is not "Dune" proper maybe dune light.