🍗 Deathfat Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

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Who is Skylan's biological father?

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I wonder why Sammie hasn't posted pics yet? Wonder if she's too out of it.

When she does, should this thread get featured?
 
Featured on Mar 5, 2024 by Trombonista: Samantha Violet Bushart has given birth to her third child.
Android raptor said:
I wonder why Sammie hasn't posted pics yet? Wonder if she's too out of it.

When she does, should this thread get featured?
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I'm surprised she hasn't, with a c section your awake. They check on you through the night. Youd think she would be up posting. But this is sammie, shes lazy. I bet she slept all night. Wonder if anyone stayed with her all night?

Pictures finally, somehow Darnell made it. Its white as hell but most mixed babies are very light at first.
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I'm amazed ET showed up and the baby looks normal, like no horrific deformities or anything. That said I'm sure she has internal issues like Lucy and Ben did.

Poor kid. I'm sure Sammie will be gone the second Ma Shart ask for help with her.
 
6 lb 7 oz in case anyone missed it.
Slightly smaller than average birth weight.
I could have easily imagined a tiny 4 lb baby or a monstrous 11 pounder.
 
Idk if it’s been too long since I had a baby and I don’t remember properly, but does her belly button look weird?
Like an umbilical hernia?

She’s adorable.
 
JayneDoe said:
Ok.. not going to lie. Considering most newborns need time to unfurl into their potential cuteness, Skylander is a cute one.
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True, babies change a lot and features morph, hopefully she wont get Darnells fucked chin, head shape and Sammies far apart eyes.
 
Vi0l3t said:
Why is there a cuff thing on her arm? She looks greasy.
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She might have had pre-e and are monitoring to make sure her BP goes down. I had to wear one for a while after birth.

I really hate so say it but baby Skylab is actually really freaking cute, she looks alert too. The photo of her and ET is the most human I’ve seen him look.

I don’t have hopes for Sammie and ET as parents but I hope the best for baby girl.

It does look like she has a hernia but often times they resolve on their own by 2.

Dumb ass forgot to switch accounts

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I totally forgot to comment on the main event - welcome to the carnival of nonsense poor lil Skynet.
Cute babby though.

I'm pleased that Sammie had the bebe before her dad's birthday. I bet she was mightily displeased about that.
Lol. Lmao even.
 
The baby is adorable. Here’s hoping she rises above the circumstances of her birth and makes a happy and successful life for herself.

I’ll give 🗿credit for showing up. I’m shocked he did it. The photo of the three of them almost looks like a normal family.
 
CaseyTatumm said:
She might have had pre-e and are monitoring to make sure her BP goes down. I had to wear one for a while after birth.

I really hate so say it but baby Skylab is actually really freaking cute, she looks alert too. The photo of her and ET is the most human I’ve seen him look.

I don’t have hopes for Sammie and ET as parents but I hope the best for baby girl.

It does look like she has a hernia but often times they resolve on their own by 2.

Dumb ass forgot to switch accounts

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Lol is she larping as Darnells sister while in the hospital as well. Sammie wants it to have her nose, but you cannot tell at birth. Babies change so much the first few years especially the nose. :story:
 
You all are being very sweet so I’ll be the grouch. I doubt these two ugly retards have produced anything but, well, another one.

Still, godspeed to the unfortunate nugget.
 
Does Darnell have other kids? If not he’s an outlier for his cohort.

I agree, Skylanta is very sweet and it’s so sad to me that she had to spend her gestation within a trashbox like Sammie. Praying she is adopted by a loving and capable family ASAP (feel free to rainbow me but it’s worth pulling for even if it’s not likely).
 
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