What are your favorite accents?

[Crocodylus Acutus]

What accents from across the globe do you find funny, appealing, cool, or attractive?

Spoiler: Funny story about a British accent

I remember a story from my grandpa about a nationalized British man he used to work with in the union. He still had an accent, and used colloquial terms when referring to particular things. Most notably, he called dish soap "fairy juice." Because of that, my grandpa and his work pals would always screw with him and call him a queer and fairy. These were better times for sure.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

orstraylan'

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

funny

Chinese

appealing

French

cool

German

attractive

Japanese

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

French

"He's believes the psy-op that French sounds good."

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

"He's believes the psy-op that French sounds good."

I don't, but others do, hence its appeal lol

 

[User names must be unique]

I always like the soft Glaswegian accent like Billy Connelly, but the hard Glaswegian accent spoken by neds* is kinda gross

*Scottish white trash

Spoiler: fairy juice

Fairy is the most prominent and oldest dish soap in the UK, for older people they can be interchangeable terms. I've never heard someone say fairy juice though

 

[Huh what?]

I love the sound of Norwegian people speaking English.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Probably my own regional accent due to tribalism.

but the hard Glaswegian accent spoken by neds* is kinda gross

I used to think I hated accents. If you hate the glaswegian accent and a big titted supermodel looking dolly bird was gagging for an absolute ridefest. Only thing is she spoke like an absolute hairy then you'd probably instantly switch and say I love that accent.
I used to hate scouse accents until I got fired into one.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Probably my own regional accent due to tribalism.

I used to think I hated accents. If you hate the glaswegian accent and a big titted supermodel looking dolly bird was gagging for an absolute ridefest. Only thing is she spoke like an absolute hairy then you'd probably instantly switch and say I love that accent.
I used to hate scouse accents until I got fired into one.

Did you have a stroke while typing this?

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Did you have a stroke while typing this?

eye sliding down the face stroke or reading furry ERPs stroke?

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

eye sliding down the face stroke or reading furry ERPs stroke?

To be honest, I don't know which one is worse.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

I was typing like a faggot bong. Was just saying if its a hot woman you quickly don't mind the accent.

 

[User names must be unique]

I was typing like a faggot bong. Was just saying if its a hot woman you quickly don't mind the accent.

You learn to tolerate it, I could never come to like it.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

You learn to tolerate it, I could never come to like it.

What if you truly loved the person though?

 

[User names must be unique]

What if you truly loved the person though?

love is tolerating their faults. Not trying to delude yourself into thinking they have none.

 

[proangelwhangs]

as a non-american i'd say my ideal for an attractive woman when speaking english is a southern accent. followed by russian.

 

[User names must be unique]

as a non-american i'd say my ideal for an attractive woman when speaking english is a southern accent. followed by russian.

I hope you mean southern as in Tennessee not Essex.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

love is tolerating their faults. Not trying to delude yourself into thinking they have none.

That is a good answer.
I like the south African and Boston accent because they're funny
I hate the Edinburgh/Fife/Dundee east coast of Scotland accent and I fucking detest multicultural London English, give me cockney any other day and by cockney I mean the accent not the penis.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

German or Dutch can be big oofs and I personally discovered that their accent in English is massively dependent on where they originally came from. I can easily point out where some ESL native German speaker comes from at this point with just a few spoken words in English. Not just talking about country or state or kanton or whatever. I can do it to the region, which is more accurate for these kinds of things. I deserve to be shot for this, but I do like the broad Upper Midwest type accent. Hold on, getting the shell now to off myself with...

 

[proangelwhangs]

I hope you mean southern as in Tennessee not Essex.

absolutely Tennessee et al.
i cannot comprehend how so many accents exist on that little island of screws and the only one that is cool with me is scottish. maybe because it's one of the few i can imitate.