💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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The first time I heard patrick's real voice my gut reaction was immediately "WTF, He doesn't sound at all like Josh's mocking mimicry of him!" which in hindsight, no duh obviously it fucking doesn't, but when I've known him by that voice for months hearing his real one felt uncanny.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
Why is he demanding a jury?
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Because he's a fat retard.

Also off-the-cuff guess, instant qualified immunity defense, possibly sovereign immunity defense on the municipal liability thing, instant dismissal. Unless they cuck and just throw the squealing pig some money or pig swill just to go away.

And then I hope he and his pig wife get raped and murdered and the cops don't bother showing up for fear of being sued SOOOOOEYED again.
 
WarJams said:
Wouldn't Lyndon Evans just get out of this under qualified immunity? Guy was just doing his job.
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yeah this suit is a textbook example for why qualified immunity exists
imagine being a cop, being called about a domestic violence situation at some house, showing up there, and you are greeted by
>no little officer child, it is YOU who is abusing my wife!
>enjoy prison stalker cop, wait for the knock!
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
MPD looks to be retarded, and if they really went to his house 48 times for bullshit they deserve to be sued.
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Nope. They can't just ignore calls, and Pat has never been Swatted.
If Pat were remotely able to act like a human being, this would be Pat having a policeman drop by once in a while, and perhaps even having a cup of coffee with him before he goes back to work.
 
Fatrick starting the year strong, I see. Too bad this is probably too early to clinch Lolcow of the Year 2024.
 
The Jackal said:
So one good thing that might come from this is that we get some hard data on how often he actually gets swatted. I'm sure Sgt. Evans's version of events will be somewhat different to Pat's.
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He unironically and without me patposting has major anger issues. Its amply clear from him threatening his ex wife and unborn daughter, his snarling about wanting all trolls "Put to death" to an ostensive journalist along with telling said ostensive journalist its natural to take a swing at a cop who accuses you of making niggeroni, his shrieking public tantrums when the cops show up for a friendly chat, him jumping up in court and demanding the balif arrest a suspected child in court, and the footage of him straight up hog-charging an officer before being restrained.

Odds are the cops show up and are fairly direct in asking him to come out the property given they have been told a crime is occuring there, fat acts like a feral retard and the cops decide not to take chances and either unholster their guns while repeating the instructions louder or have to physically restrain the snarling pig man when he looks like he is about to charge them. Fat then creatively reinterprets this to have him be the new rodney kning by way of george floyd

Since fat is about as self aware as he is masculine and likable he likely has no comprehension that bodycam footage of his actual conduct might reflect exceedingly poorly on him
 
Now that the complaint of police misconduct is official and not just drunk xeets, the MPD should release the bodycam footage. Citizens deserve to hold them accountable!

The nuisance settlement payout can be insultingly low if the attorneys do their homework and realize he's a jobless bum in debt.
 
Judge Holden said:
He unironically and without me patposting has major anger issues. Its amply clear from him threatening his ex wife and unborn daughter, his snarling about wanting all trolls "Put to death" to an ostensive journalist along with telling said ostensive journalist its natural to take a swing at a cop who accuses you of making niggeroni, his shrieking public tantrums when the cops show up for a friendly chat, him jumping up in court and demanding the balif arrest a suspected child in court, and the footage of him straight up hog-charging an officer before being restrained.

Odds are the cops show up and are fairly direct in asking him to come out the property given they have been told a crime is occuring there, fat acts like a feral retard and the cops decide not to take chances and either unholster their guns while repeating the instructions louder or have to physically restrain the snarling pig man when he looks like he is about to charge them. Fat then creatively reinterprets this to have him be the new rodney kning by way of george floyd

Since fat is about as self aware as he is masculine and likable he likely has no comprehension that bodycam footage of his actual conduct might reflect exceedingly poorly on him
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Actually that does bring up a good question. If the bodycam footage are entered as evidence, do we, the public, get access to them as part of the court case?

I think my sides will fly into orbit if the bodycam confirms he's as pathetic as that one neighbour footage showed.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
Why is he demanding a jury? His experiences on Twitter should show that his peers are deeply unsympathetic to his plights
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On paper, it would be easy to be sympathetic to his plight, the problem was just that he is such a giant cunt that nobody cared as soon as he opened his fat mouth.
With an attorney to speak for him, it could work. If the attorney isn't a retard too. Which he very well might be.
 
This seems like a good reason to sue, tbh. This would be an absolute nightmare to live through. What kind of precedent is set if someone can be targeted like this indefinitely and cops don't have to adjust their approach? I'm hoping Fatrick takes the W on this one for the greater good
 
Watch the Pests file an Amicus brief siding with MPD.

"Your honor, plaintiff is a fat faggot with bitchtits who sued us for calling him fat, then refused to pay court-ordered legal fees when he fatly lost."
 
BScCollateral said:
Nope. They can't just ignore calls, and Pat has never been Swatted.
If Pat were remotely able to act like a human being, this would be Pat having a policeman drop by once in a while, and perhaps even having a cup of coffee with him before he goes back to work.
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So call the pig with bitch tits instead of going there and handcuffing him. I don't understand why they must go to his half hovel if they know that the last 47 times have been bullshit. It's retarded and they're getting sued for it and there's a good chance the queer bipoc socioeconomically disadvantaged people of his town will have to foot the bill for it.
 
Fun fact: according to Fatty's complaint, he was naked (actually he was in a bathrobe or something). Therefore, in the cop video we definitely did in fact see his dick. He insists we didn't but when filing in court, he insists he was in fact naked. We have seen video of the event. We saw his dick.

Pat himself hasn't seen his own dick in years because he is so fat his gunt blocks his view of it.

The entire world has seen Pat's dick. But he hasn't in years.
Low IQ Doctor said:
There's probably a decent overlap between your typical jury pool and the people who are sympathetic to fatrick.
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Jury trial: twelve people too dumb to get out of jury duty deciding who has the better lawyer.
 
"ENJOY PRISON, MILWAUKEEEEE"
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Judge Holden said:
Ok I really dont wanna get muh hopium up but the OnA forum has identified this guy as Sergeant Evans, likely from following the facebook link that popped up when I name searched him about the grad ceremony he was involved in
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He does look similar to one of the cops with a gun in the half-porch photos but am waiting for concrete before I am satisfied this is our three fifths of a man
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That cop knows about Patrick's pepperoni production methods, he just wants to stop it.
 
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