💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[SpergioLeonne]

Interesting, it ties in with:
- anorexia - obsessive need to control the weight
- cuckoldry - need to control the sexual life of his wife, even if he cannot/does not want to participate in it directly
- anger over not being able to control KF and not being able to control Josh and make him shut everyone up
- complete inability to acknowledge and accept that other people may have a different opinion, in other words, inability to accept that he actually cannot control others
- need to control the narrative even if it's fucking retarded - calling everything 'fun' and 'weird', even though it is actually 'horrifying' and 'repulsive'
- substance abuse - need to control emotions rather than working through them/letting them go

Incredible personality - I wonder what sort of happy times and fun adventures await him with an attitude like this

When he calls himself ODD, I usually think “that skelly twink is flattering himself to put himself in ASPD comorbid zone.”

But when you lay it out like that.. hmmm

 

[polar bear]

It's interesting to me that the last actual video (not stream) on his YouTube channel is just a reminder of all the people that don't want him around anymore, and a place he almost certainly isn't welcome.

The whole G+G/FNT crew has turned their backs on him (and Camelot too all-but-confirmed), and him going to Anime Matsuri now would be a really awkward situation. I just thought it was amusing that this was the last video he posted.

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I can't express to you how hard you made me laugh, particularly with that screenshot and last video - condescending Tucker.
So i actually played that video, and in the following meme, i used Rekieta's face from the very beginning of the vid, i can't stop laughing

 

[Sharpeteer]

I can't express to you how hard you made me laugh, particularly with that screenshot and last video - condescending Tucker.
So i actually played that video, and in the following meme, i used Rekieta's face from the very beginning of the vid, i can't stop laughing

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Poor Tucker. He goes from conducting an interview with Putin... to talking with a drunk Balldo man. What a downgrade.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Wait so Nick can post when had a million dollar 106 degree fever, but 48 hours later he can’t?

He’s such a poor liar.

 

[AltisticRight]

Clearly it's one of Juju's sycophantic simps. Juju and his cocksuckers are known to engage in this kind of faggotry. Whether it's writing emails to Maddox's sponsors or harassing people who don't like their e-daddy. They clearly chose the one with Ethan Ralph in it to throw off the scent, however, everyone with a normal functional brain and above 100 IQ (not temperature) sniffed out this gayop. The stench emanating from their unwashed neckbeard and their takeaway slop stain covered clothes gave them away.

Not very smart. Ethan Ralph does flag a lot of people but when he does it, he's proud of it and will brag about it.

Metokur having fun mixing patposting and Rekietaisms:

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We can just summon a disgusting putrid Sektur Salad now.
"ITZ NAWWWTT TROOOOOO, as a matter of FACT if was probably YOU that called yourself a baby penis sucker, STALKER child, enjoy 1 million YEARS in prison."

 

[Sharpeteer]

For those that don't have GIMP, or something else like it, here's my current collection of Nick templates. There are other faces of his I'm trying to get, but they're so far back in the thread that it's going to take me forever to get there.

Update: Got the one in particular I was looking for - had to go back to the Sean struggle session. The Nick "evil raging" face is my favorite, as it shows his true feelings.

 

[Swole McPole]

For those that don't have GIMP, or something else like it, here's my current collection of Nick templates. There are other faces of his I'm trying to get, but they're so far back in the thread that it's going to take me forever to get there.


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Fry's should reintroduce their 'Five Boys' line of chocolate bars using Rekieta's face to illustrate all five of the five boys. They could call it 'Five Cucks'.

Retardation Argumentation Sissification Cuckoldification Anal Penetration -- "It's Nick!"

 

[A Cardboard Box]

She is on Sertraline for depression. Lurk more.

She is very obviously batshit, but 39 million Americans are on sertraline. Using a fucking Zoloft script as a yardstick for insanity is like using daily coffee drinking as a yardstick for drug addiction.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

She is very obviously batshit, but 39 million Americans are on sertraline. Using a fucking Zoloft script as a yardstick for insanity is like using daily coffee drinking as a yardstick for drug addiction.

Is she just on Sertraline? If there is also an anti-psychotic medication like Seroquel in play then I’d she could be nuts.

People here will disagree with me but a single SSRI or SNRI isn’t enough to make someone non functioning. In fact it’s usually the opposite.

 

[Thugnificent]

Nick's bigger fantasy that he could grow his audience and make alot of money from being sued by Monty

I got the feeling Nick was equally if not more getting off on the fact he would "control" his enemy's life. There's this incredibly bitter vindictiveness I'm noticing with Nick and how he treats people he perceives to be at his mercy. How he relished in airing all of John's dirty laundry and how he possibly knows several other of his detractors by name being recent examples.

This creature could be a case study on NPD, he checks every single box.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

It's interesting to me that the last actual video (not stream) on his YouTube channel is just a reminder of all the people that don't want him around anymore, and a place he almost certainly isn't welcome.

See the fun thing is you just know the G+G/FNT would turn their backs as would most of ‘lawtube’ cause they were always grifting arseholes. About the only two people in ‘lawtube’ that honestly seem like they might be geniune and stick with Nick are Legal Mindset and Sean and Nick is doing a good job burning those bridges all on his own.

But seriously, the anime and geak circles are full of the most backstabbing arseholes imaginable.

It’s by and large why I feel like there is bad stuff in Mindset’s future honestly. Just because the anime freaks are absolute cunts.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Hog pink, dried, wrinkled and salty. At this rate Nick is gonna become a fine cut of aged ham

 

[SpergioLeonne]

She is very obviously batshit, but 39 million Americans are on sertraline. Using a fucking Zoloft script as a yardstick for insanity is like using daily coffee drinking as a yardstick for drug addiction.

Is she just on Sertraline? If there is also an anti-psychotic medication like Seroquel in play then I’d she could be nuts.

People here will disagree with me but a single SSRI or SNRI isn’t enough to make someone non functioning. In fact it’s usually the opposite.

Sure.

But should I do something like take Vicodin to help me get stuff out of the oven bare handed?

Discomfort, unhappiness, discontent.. they’re engines. They create an impetus to move, to break inertia. They exist as signals to tell you that you’re doing something wrong, maybe like staying with a husband who is spiraling into substance abuse and regular abuse.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Fry's should reintroduce their 'Five Boys' line of chocolate bars using Rekieta's face to illustrate all five of the five boys. They could call it 'Five Cucks'.

Retardation Argumentation Sissification Cuckoldification Anal Penetration -- "It's Nick!"

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If I was home right now you'd have "Five Bulls Chocolate Balldos" with Nick's faces in no time. Since I'm not, I hope the mental image is sufficient.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Sure.

But should I do something like take Vicodin to help me get stuff out of the oven bare handed?

Discomfort, unhappiness, discontent.. they’re engines. They create an impetus to move, to break inertia. They exist as signals to tell you that you’re doing something wrong, maybe like staying with a husband who is spiraling into substance abuse and regular abuse.

Anti depressants are over prescribed to be sure, but for the patients who really need them it’s literally life saving.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Sure.

But should I do something like take Vicodin to help me get stuff out of the oven bare handed?

Discomfort, unhappiness, discontent.. they’re engines. They create an impetus to move, to break inertia. They exist as signals to tell you that you’re doing something wrong, maybe like staying with a husband who is spiraling into substance abuse and regular abuse.

It could be a combo of issues Kayla has always had, and now, Nick's slide into utter degeneracy. The pills now might just be working double time now helping her cope with nick too.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Anti depressants are over prescribed to be sure, but for the patients who really need them it’s literally life saving.

Yeah, I’m not disagreeing that that’s sometimes the case, but let’s say if there was a physiological disregulation issue that resulted in a chronic mood disorder, you’d expect that to pop up in conjunction with maturation stages or life events like pregnancy, right?

So it would be important for further speculation to know WHEN she started taking them, and to hope it wasn’t when her husband started being an e-celeb

 

[A Cardboard Box]

But should I do something like take Vicodin to help me get stuff out of the oven bare handed?

False equivalency.

Discomfort, unhappiness, discontent.. they’re engines. They create an impetus to move, to break inertia. They exist as signals to tell you that you’re doing something wrong

Yeah under normal circumstances, unless you have, say, clinical depression or some other disorder.

 

[Oliver Onions]

This is one of the gayest threads on the site to be sure (I've said it before, I'll keep saying it: sunk cost fallacy is a bitch), but the train wreck that is Rekeita is delightful. The ebb and flow of gay gets a bit predictable, so I exploit the highlight feature and scroll past the inevitable fresh meat testimonial that seems to be an unspoken requirement. Once you get that down, there's some damn fine effort/shitposters in here.

To be fair most high-traffic threads on the site are like this. Tranny Sideshows, for example, reliably has a breakdown every few months to argue over whether feminists, gays or patriarchy are to blame for creating troons.

The natives always grow restless when there's not a lot going on, and lately Rekieta's schtick is getting fairly predictable and pretty boring (not helped by the fact he rarely bothers to even turn up to stream any more). Still, I remain hopeful things will pick up again if the Monty lawsuit really kicks off, or we get the divorce arc, or Nick decides to have a meltdown at another fairweather friend.

Frankly, this thread shows why Patrick is the superior lolcow.

Pat degeneracy is much more contained, less in your face. balldo was fun for a bit, and the cucking etc but after a while it becomes disgusting.

Pat is my favourite lolcow of all time, but his thread is pretty boring lately. God bless the archivers, but I can only read 'Enjoy prison, stalker' so many times. Much like Nick we're in the holding pattern stage for Pat currently, and I don't see things picking up unless something really funny happens with his lawsuit, or we get the divorce arc, or Pat decides to have a meltdown at another police officer.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

False equivalency.

Only if you’re autistic and incapable of understanding the metaphor

Yeah under normal circumstances, unless you have, say, clinical depression or some other disorder.