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AfghanBlue said:
The correct format for such thought experiments on the farms is "gun to your *parent/ sibling/child/best friend/pet's* head".

(mf's on here are far too quick to just pick suicide, so you got to cut them off at the pass.)
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I see.

Heterosexual men and lesbians of Kiwifarms: there is a gun being held to the heads of these two animals. Do you go to town sexually on a normal male penis or a tranny stinkditch?

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AMHOLIO said:
He's planning his wedding in the off season in the Erin Reed thread. Erin, his fiancé, looks like he's always eating some terrible food but smiles as not to insult the host since he's a straight man, and Zephyr is in contrast head over heels for Erin.
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I thought you were joking but...wow.
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YourFriendlyLurker 2.0 said:
How many users on r/teenagers are real teenagers given that hardly any teenager I know use Reddit (cause they use fucking TickTock)? Something tells me it is the same proportion that lesbians are on r/actuallesbians.
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Didn't they recently ban a shitload of users from the sub for being underage and an uncomfortable amount of them contacted the mods to say they were actually adults in their 30s and up?
 
Crusty Old Sock said:
Didn't they recently ban a shitload of users from the sub for being underage and an uncomfortable amount of them contacted the mods to say they were actually adults in their 30s and up?
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Not recently but yah sorta, your details are off though.

A few years ago r/drama said they were banning anyone who comments in r/teenagers, this resulted in tons of emails to mods from middle-aged creeps saying not to ban them because they're actually old dudes.

Thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/s/RQrJ4vUewh

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behindyourightnow said:
I see.

Heterosexual men and lesbians of Kiwifarms: there is a gun being held to the heads of these two animals. Do you go to town sexually on a normal male penis or a tranny stinkditch?

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If you just made this retarded scenario about "fuck a tranny or the heckin pupper/kitty get shot", how many people would claim they'd take the stinkditch to pound town? Do the kiwis pretend to love random animals so much they'll swallow their burning hatred of troons for the good of the pets? Are their morals that easily bent and broken?
 
behindyourightnow said:
I see.

Heterosexual men and lesbians of Kiwifarms: there is a gun being held to the heads of these two animals. Do you go to town sexually on a normal male penis or a tranny stinkditch?

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Slob on normie knobs like corn on the fucking cob. How is this even a question? There’s only one valid answer.
 
behindyourightnow said:
Heterosexual men and lesbians of Kiwifarms: there is a gun being held to the heads of these two animals. Do you go to town sexually on a normal male penis or a tranny stinkditch?
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If I'm gonna have a regret anyway, I'll choose not to tonguepunch a stinkditch or suck a dick. Dead puppy and kitten it is.
 
snov said:
Besides, a 50+ patient wanting to transition into a woman shouldn't be getting estradiol in the first place. That's well past the average age of menopause, so to mimic female hormone levels the most accurate solution would be prescribe him only an antiandrogen and then let him suffer through osteoporosis and hot flashes while you just answer his every complaint with "it's just in your head, if you really feel you need to you can take a 100mg ibuprofen tablet before bedtime".
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It's not just hot flashes that can happen. It's hot flashes, cold flashes, nausea, headaches/migraines, extreme moodiness. I don't know why anyone would want this voluntarily. I don't know why a male troon would want it, and I definitely don't understand female troons that get a full hysto when their bodies are healthy. Did you know menopause can last for a year or 10 years. That's what young pooners are putting their bodies through and they don't think it's a bad thing. Hell, they may be afraid to talk about it because the cult will come after them.

I don't know if their doctor's don't tell them this before the surgery (mine did, and I had no chose unlike pooners) or they ignore it because it breaks the delusion. Also there's a difference between women that go through menopause naturally and those that get it because they had surgery. It can hit you like a fucking truck when it happens because of surgery because it can happen all at once. And it sucks but for me the alternative was much much worse.
 
Der weiße Teufel said:
Women don't have secret meetings in the bathroom at work either, at least I never saw this. Maybe if you have a work bestie or whatever and want to gossip for a bit (I can also imagine only younger people do this), but nothing I would call "meetings". There are always better spots to have a chat, even if you don't want to be overheard, bathrooms are probably at the bottom of the list. Troons also seem to think women bathrooms are a place where everyone gathers and chats all the time, but especially in any public place (restaurants, airports etc), women also do not interact with strangers and are trying to leave as quickly as possible.
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Ah, it’s okay to drop the act. They’re posting on social media saying they’re women! We can tell them the bathroom is where women meet to do our nude free flowing menstrual dances, breastfeed our natal children, slick on our GHB-detecting lipstick to protect against all the men and hot, wet lesbians that want to fuck us, and discuss our cervixes in detail with full sets of X-rays to compare.

As long as they can personally relate to these topics, and of course they can, being women and all, then they’re definitely ready to join us in our ancestral bathroom antics.
 
Potato Burrito said:
A few years ago r/drama said they were banning anyone who comments in r/teenagers, this resulted in tons of emails to mods from middle-aged creeps saying not to ban them because they're actually old dudes.
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What did they do basically say we're gonna ban underage users to honeypot middle aged creeps?
Gondolindrim said:
I thought you were joking but...wow.
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This is 2 different people? I thought it was some kinda freaky photo edit at first
 
SpiderBitch said:
I find it pretty funny when they pull out the 'clownfish change sex!!!' as an argument for why transgenderism is natural and real

Not only is it pretty silly to compare humans to fish, something we are very far from being related to, but also

The clownfish naturally change their sex on their own and grows overies and their testes dissapear. They dont need any hormone injections or surgeries, they become actual females.
Plus they're actually functional members of fish society and 'transition' for the good of the clownfish race.

With human men, you inherently have to manually inject hormones and even then, the only thing they grow is weird moobs, no actual female organs.

Imagine chopping your cock off and regularly injecting yourself with hormone slurry and you'll still never be able to be a real woman like a clownfish will. Fucking L
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But human beings aren't clownfish. Link to a banger on the subject,
 
Gondolindrim said:
I thought you were joking but...wow.
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To be fair he always looks like he's just eaten some terrible food, but it is hilarious looking at this and knowing he's a confirmed hetero man. I don't keep up with the Tony thread because he makes me MATI, but I would have thought he'd have gotten a second pair of earrings by now.
 
it’s always shocking to me that trannies manage to have so much to lose. Wives, families, decent jobs. I know most of these freaks are old as hell but it’s kind of sad to see how far in life they get before whatever demon lying dormant in them is inevitably released as they have a futa-rape goonsesh at 43 or so.
 
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