💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Yeah you don't want Russia to harm or kill poor Pat.
You want Putin and Yulia Navalnaya to somehow both become patposters.
Judge Holden said:
he woke up at 5am and immidiately began NOCHILDing
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Please let him use speech-to-text, it would be so funny
WelperHelper99 said:
Shoving a pineapple up your ass is strange obsession with Pat I'm gathering. I guess anything really is a dildo if you're brave enough.
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No, child. He is not obsessed with fruit and buttholes. It is a reference to the film Little Nicky by celebrated indie auteur Adam Sandler. You simply do not understand cinema, stalker. Those are only your delusions, child. Your life is already over.
Judge Holden said:
All things considered I am honestly scared to imagine what the Venn diagram between Patposters and Blood Meridian fans looks like
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The overlap includes "enjoys highly detailed descriptions of dermatological misfortune".
My favorite bourbon with an excellent taste-to-cost ratio is Eagle Rare.
 
Law said:
No, child. He is not obsessed with fruit and buttholes. It is a reference to the film Little Nicky by celebrated indie auteur Adam Sandler. You simply do not understand cinema, stalker. Those are only your delusions, child. Your life is already over.
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I mean Pat certainly has a large enough ass to make a pineapple fit
 
Alabaster Disaster said:
GUESS WHO'S BACK
FAT AGAIN

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Kirtto said:
I wish the Russian government would order an assassination on Pat out of spite for his stupidity. It couldn't happen to a more deserving person.

"No baby Russian stalker, it is you who has being exposed to a nerve agent, Enjoy Sarin. [Starts convulsing on the floor]"
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I think it'd be funnier for him to labor under the delusion that the Russian government is after him.
 
The year is 2145. Twitter is a long forgotten dream that only exists in the ragged fragments of humanity's collective unconscious. The land formerly known as Milwaukee is an irradiated desert after Trump baits Pakistan into starting World War III during his third term. Small bands of humans roam the gelid landscape, whispering of a porcine messiah who once, long ago, united the world in shared mirth with his proclamations most fruity and redundant. They tell tales of a pastime called "patposting", and wonder if "Prizzin", the land where all are eternally joyful, was ever actually a real place. Will they return there some day, after their short lives are over? Was the one they call Kwah-Zee ever paid? The only thing that answers them in the dark and starless night is the wind echoing through the ruined dunes. "Noh-chai-uld", it seems to whisper,
"noh. . . chai. . . uld."
 
Judge Holden said:
Ok I just searched his account for "whiskey" to see what other drinks he was shilling and I am now declaring an emergency shutdown of the makers mark distillery until we can figure out what the hell is going on and why so many of our cows are drinking that shit
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Like I dont hate it myself but between ethan ralph, fat, that lawyer retard and a bunch others in the killstream sphere it seems to be the fat failure drink of choice
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My (young) boss orders top shelf whiskeys (on rocks, of course) - only to sip half a $50 drink while I kill 4 pints.
Point - posers buy expensive whiskey to look cool, and usually throw it away.
 
Orange Rhymer said:
My (young) boss orders top shelf whiskeys (on rocks, of course) - only to sip half a $50 drink while I kill 4 pints.
Point - posers buy expensive whiskey to look cool, and usually throw it away.
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If you're not an alcoholic you can afford to make your one drink of the night the expensive stuff. But I wouldn't buy that at a bar because those fuckers will just pour Maker's Mark or something into an expensive label bottle.
 
Orange Rhymer said:
My (young) boss orders top shelf whiskeys (on rocks, of course) - only to sip half a $50 drink while I kill 4 pints.
Point - posers buy expensive whiskey to look cool, and usually throw it away.
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Sounds like he’s being calorie conscious. Don’t wanna get fat like Pat now would we?
 
I’m envisioning Jim and Josh streaming together about Fatrick, exclusively communicating by doing their impressions of him, like that Seinfeld episode with the voice
 
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Looks like Porsalin's doc will be delayed again.
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I enjoy Porsalin's work but I'd be lying if I said his publishing schedule didn't remind me of Pat's. Jim just learned about Rick; what documentary quality insight could he possibly contribute? Everybody tries to cling onto this guy for money and clout; just release the documentary, stupid.
 
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