💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[McMitch]

All things considered I am honestly scared to imagine what the Venn diagram between Patposters and Blood Meridian fans looks like

It’s a flat circle: all Blood Meridian fans are simply unrealized Patposters: they merely need exposure to him to realize their potential.

 

[WelperHelper99]

He's into "things".

Many things can be said about pat. Normal sexual preferences isn't one of them. I mean he likes black men farting in Nikis vagina after all.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I was gonna check his account to see if he had mentioned pineapple at all on xitter, only to find that at precisely 05:18am he was awake and angrily oinking threats at stalker childs
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Which means either he has once again pulled an all nighter, or he woke up at 5am and immidiately began NOCHILDing

Either way I understand why Nikki looks so fucking miserable in any photo or video she is in.

Anyway back to the pineap....OH COME ON
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100 IQ: quotes Billy Madison
90 IQ: quotes Happy Gilmore
Pat IQ?: steals jokes from Little Nicky

 

[Judge Holden]

NO CHILD THAT TWENTY DOLLAR BILL WAS NOT REAL, IT IS SIMPLY A DELUSION. ENJOY PRISON

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

GUESS WHO'S BACK
FAT AGAIN



Link / Archive

 

[RussianParasite]

So, I did the Patrick S. Tomlinson deep dive. Having done so, I can state confidently that he has no redeeming qualities, attributes, or traits beyond "he's a successful organism because he's still alive, has reproduced, and has a stable environment for habitation".

Having done your deep dive you couldn’t even confidently state that he is very, very fat? This is why your life is over, stalker.

I am now declaring an emergency shutdown of the makers mark distillery until we can figure out what the hell is going on and why so many of our cows are drinking that shit

I’ve never considered this before but you are 100% correct. Are they making literal retard juice at their facilities? The evidence is out there.

 

[Creative Username]

FAT AGAIN

That would imply that he has been non-fat, if only for a moment. Pat has never stopped being fat. You will enjoy prison for this disinformation.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

GUESS WHO'S BACK
FAT AGAIN

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Link / Archive

No, gimmick account child, I am correct on this. Stop being a toadie for sippy cup Caligula and enjoy prison, stalker.

#amretarded

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

That would imply that he has been non-fat, if only for a moment. Pat has never stopped being fat. You will enjoy prison for this disinformation.

No, baby infant stalker toddler child, those are your delusions again. FAT is a proper noun in this case, i.e. it's his name. You have been instructed, many thousands of times, to cease correcting me. Enjoy prison.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

FAT is a proper noun in this case, i.e. it's his name.

Fun fact. The Spanish word for fat is Gordo. And there's a Mexican restaurant called Gordos Tacos. And the mascot looks just like Fat.

Edit: I know of a place they could source their chorizo...

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I didn't dam the the river, stalker

 

[grapeshark77]

I love when Pat says "media needs to do better" when he RTs misinformation all day. He did one yesterday about how if Biden wins they'll postpone it (?) and even the replies were like "that's not how any of this works".

He's also the only person who cares about Ukraine anymore because the other war has now become a problem for Biden.

 

[Sugriva]

 

[Neetorino]

Which means either he has once again pulled an all nighter, or he woke up at 5am and immidiately began NOCHILDing

Pat's up in the wee hours of the morning so often I wonder if he has some Google alert or something set up for his name. If so, does he keep his phone on max volume to wake him up whenever the Idiots are out there Winning? It'd make me feel vaguely bad for his wife bedmate housemate captive that she hears a claxon at all hours. Only vaguely though, she still chooses to be with him after all.
Maybe the other half of the duplex is for her to sleep in so she doesn't get rudely woken up by Fatty's perpetual Xeeting.

 

[FinnSven]

A quick check of whiskey prices seems to support that. There are a few that are a dollar or two cheaper, but Maker's Mark is listed at ~22 bucks in a segment where most things are 30 or 40 minimum.

That’s another reason I avoid it. It’s priced with the premium whiskies here, but Americans have told me it’s a cheap offering.

A lot of American labels are expensive here because there are still people who think recognized American brand equals quality, but they fail to realize that most famous American brands are designed to offend the least amount of people possible. That does make them good, just dependable and familiar!

 

[JustTheFaxcts]

 

[Associate Rick]

I sure do hope people don't start shooping him into inappropriate historical situations

Patrick is an expert on the holocaust, child.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Ok I just searched his account for "whiskey" to see what other drinks he was shilling and I am now declaring an emergency shutdown of the makers mark distillery until we can figure out what the hell is going on and why so many of our cows are drinking that shit
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Like I dont hate it myself but between ethan ralph, fat, that lawyer retard and a bunch others in the killstream sphere it seems to be the fat failure drink of choice

I hypothesize that lolcows like Maker's Mark for several reasons. It looks fancy. The wax seal and cork stopper tricks their autistic brains into thinking a $25 bottle of bourbon is high class. Which leads into the second point. It's cheap. Not Heaven Hill cheap but you can definitely use it as mixer and not miss anything. Lastly, it's easy to drink. It's very sugary and is 70 proof instead of the common 80. This makes it perfect for binge drinking sessions. I also notice lolcows almost always have a sweet tooth, often contributing to their fatness and why the gravitate towards Maker's Mark. I think cobes likes to use Maker's too in his sick drink combos but I'm not a boglim disciple.

 

[The Auditor]

Im happy Jim got to enjoy Pat posting before he dies

 

[Caverlock]

A Closer Look at the Vincent D’Onofrio Blocking

On the night of August 22nd, 2019, Mr. Tomlinson published yet another TDS hot-take blog post to his website:
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Professor 1.2 sought to educate the masses on the history behind the phrase “drinking the Kool-Aid,” lest humanity be doomed to repeat Jonestown, but, this time, on a national scale...Jonesmerica!
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The post received considerably more engagement than usual (a whopping 40 Likes from 56,000 followers).

Early the next morning, Mr. Tomlinson tweets the article several more times for more dopamine hits, eventually tagging a blue-check user named David M. Weissman.
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Since banned for fighting with Palestine supporters, David M. Weissman was riding high on Twitter at the time. With a blue check and 320,000 followers, he regularly rubbed internet elbows with outspoken liberal celebrities such as Sarah Silverman, Chelsea Clinton, and Vincent D’Onofrio, largely thanks to his unusual background as a Jewish 10-year United States military veteran and “former MAGA troll.”
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Mr. Weissman and Mr. D’Onofrio were @mentioned together thousands of times (L). It is almost certain Patrick’s tagging of Weissman is what got Vincent’s attention, as the two had never interacted, and Patrick had been reduced to no-checkitude by this time.


It should be mentioned that Mr. D’Onofrio shares many beliefs with Patrick, but not as extreme. For example, he agreed with the opinion that the Covington kids should “suffer” and be forcefully re-educated in “diversity” (A) for having the gall to be wearing a MAGA hat and smirking in the presence of a stolen valor Native American, but he did stop short of Patrick’s position that Trump supporters, male or female, should have their citizenship revoked, their property seized, be disowned by their families, beaten, thrown in prison, raped, and executed.

Not punched off


Later that morning, Vincent D’Onofrio apparently reads the blog post and makes a one-tweet response to Patrick's Trump tweet. Judging from Pat and others' posts, even Mr. D’Onofrio considered the post “hyperbolic” and “sci-fi.”

A sample of Patrick's blog post:

Literally everyone dies, y'all

Sci-fi
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Hyperbole
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Patrick S. Tomlinson: right atll [sic] the time.

Mr. Tomlinson, famous for taking criticism well, responds with a weaselly tweet about how the tweet itself didn’t mention Trump, though the tweet features an embedded image with “TRUMP” in giant letters, and links to an article in which Mr. Tomlinson writes “Trump” twelve times
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See? No Trump mention *points at temple*



Mr. Tomlinson can't help but brag that he is talking with a fellow celebrity:
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Five minutes after cuntily Technicality Tomlinson-ing Mr. D’onofrio, checkless riff raff Patrick presents his argument for consideration and concludes that, yes, his argument is correct.

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Mr. D’Onofrio deletes his tweet to Patrick and blocks him upon realizing what a bloviating jackass he is, causing Mr. Tomlinson to declare victory:
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Peter Porker? Frankenfurter Half-Castle?
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Mr. Tomlinson has continued doing victory laps on his taxpayer- and mother-in-law-funded scooter for years:
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