💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Caverlock said:
Mr. Tomlinson has continued doing victory laps on his taxpayer- and mother-in-law-funded scooter for years:
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Fat faggot with bitch tits (and no daughter. Did I also mention how fat he is? It's really something.) My word is this man insufferable I can believe it that the Robinsons disinvite him to gatherings not because of anything like he'd argue with them (he would) or he'd go off about how he's being stalked and harassed (he does), but simply because he'd bloviate about how awesome he is on Twitter and he beats all these chuds and has celebrities blocking him.

How isn't there a single military or otherwise masculine younger guy in the Robinson clan, like a nephew or something, who put him in his place about how they're trying to have some dry turkey and microwaved mashed potatoes and don't want to hear about Twitter?
Or maybe there was and that's the ultimate Technicality Tomlinson: he was never disinvited from any family gatherings, he just doesn't want to show up because Daniel Thundercock Robinson the volunteer fireman and avid Hunter will be there and he's afraid of being outshone in epic masculinity tough guyness.
 
ok I just finished making egg salad, time to log back in to the fat feed and see what....
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.....nigga what?
 
He does know that Jim Jones was a registered Democrat and hung out with people such as Harvey Milk and Nancy Pelosi, right?
 
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I've known Pat long enough to be absolutely 100% sure the ENTIRE reason this whole saga happened is because Pat thought "JaundicedJimJones" was a brilliant pun. That's it.

I can't prove it, but you just know that was as far as he thought before writing the article, high on his own piggish methane farts and giggling like a school girl.

#SippyCupCaligula #JaundicedJimJones #FatFaucetFaggot #WindWhiffingWife

As always, thanks for the info Caver. :semperfidelis:
 
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Imagine being so desperate for fame that you cling to being blocked by someone moderately famous on twitter, half a fucking decade later.

Serious "for me it was Tuesday" vibes here.
 
Oh for fuck sake I was randomly watching CWC videos on youtube when I found myself watching a video which contained a recent clip of him going through Etsy reviews and burping like a dying walrus.....and when I realised what was on the screen I almost fucking threw my keyboard through the wall
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I went back and checked the stream and its there.


Fat is actively infecting reality now.
 
The Auditor said:
Im happy Jim got to enjoy Pat posting before he dies
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I want to see an AI renditioning of Jim calling Fat Rick. That would be some of the funniest shit.
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Pigga this aint a war. This is a fucking lolocaust. And the jew, is you.
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You know he's especially irritated when he starts going point by point to refute someone. You'll know he's angry when he replaces stalker with child.
 
Caverlock said:
Mr. Weissman and Mr. D’Onofrio were @mentioned together thousands of times (L). It is almost certain Patrick’s tagging of Weissman is what got Vincent’s attention, as the two had never interacted, and Patrick had been reduced to no-checkitude by this time.
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It should be mentioned that Mr. D’Onofrio shares many beliefs with Patrick, but not as extreme. For example, he agreed with the opinion that the Covington kids should “suffer” and be forcefully re-educated in “diversity” (A) for having the gall to be wearing a MAGA hat and smirking in the presence of a stolen valor Native American, but he did stop short of Patrick’s position that Trump supporters, male or female, should have their citizenship revoked, their property seized, be disowned by their families, beaten, thrown in prison, raped, and executed.

Not punched off
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Later that morning, Vincent D’Onofrio apparently reads the blog post and makes a one-tweet response to Patrick's Trump tweet. Judging from Pat and others' posts, even Mr. D’Onofrio considered the post “hyperbolic” and “sci-fi.”

A sample:
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Literally everyone dies, y'all

Sci-fi
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Hyperbole
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Patrick S. Tomlinson: right atll [sic] the time.
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If you're such a confrontational, passive-aggressive, hyperbolic faggot that you even pick internet slapfights with your fellow TDS sufferers, you need to sit down, turn the computer off, and reevaluate your life.

Pat will not do that, though, because he's stupid. And he's also fat, and he also has bitch tits.
 
Judge Holden said:
Oh for fuck sake I was randomly watching CWC videos on youtube when I found myself watching a video which contained a recent clip of him going through Etsy reviews and burping like a dying walrus.....and when I realised what was on the screen I almost fucking threw my keyboard through the wall
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I went back and checked the stream and its there.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TLTavAy5NyU
Fat is actively infecting reality now.
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THE MERGE IS REAL
 
If you were to ask D'Onofrio about Jennifer today, he would have no recollection of the Pig.

A bit late: Maker's Mark is a decent quality, moderately priced bourbon. It is normally 45% abv -- the lowest abv permissible for a spirit in the US is 40%. ( liqueurs can go lower.) and has much wheat in it, which gives it a sweetness, and honestly, a blandness. There are many, many, many bourbons out there in that price range, ~$25 per 750ml. It is not rotgut. It is to bourbons what Bacardi white is to rums. It is an Applebees or TGI Fridays.

Speaking of Jennifer and Drinking, and Germany, while there, what do you bet he drank plenty of Schweinewasser at the recommendation of the helpful wait staff. ( Here's the reference, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uee2NIx-U_0 I'm not bothering to embed.) You just know he was a complete cunt to the krauts. They are literally Nazi childs after all.
 
John_Smith said:
Speaking of Jennifer and Drinking, and Germany, while there, what do you bet he drank plenty of Schweinewasser at the recommendation of the helpful wait staff. ( Here's the reference, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uee2NIx-U_0 I'm not bothering to embed.) You just know he was a complete cunt to the krauts. They are literally Nazi childs after all.
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Given his infamous
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photo was posted in the context of him sneering at a german regional food you would probably be correct

Incidentally when I searched "germany" on his feed it provided one of the most unnerving fatrick faces yet
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