💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[John Andrews Stan]

Then again, you could very easily go to one of those sites and find a real doctor to give you a bullshit ODD diagnosis, and existence of said diagnosis is all they would be required to have access to drugs like adderall or any number or SSRIs.

I’m actually amazed Nick can get his shit together enough to schedule an appointment and actually show up for it. Maybe Kayla books him in at the same time as the kids (not all kids see pediatricians) to make sure he gets there.

Spoiler

I hear a lot about how easy it is to get these prescriptions from telehealth services, and I believe it can be, but the ones I’ve used have made me do a drug screen before they’d prescribe Adderall. Those remote providers are often more of a PITA than seeing a doctor IRL, IME (assuming you can get an appointment with an MD in the first place — since they all just want to fob you off with a PA or NP now).

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Lawtube introduced me to kiwifarms, actually. Now I know who CWC is

My pedigree goes like 2014 gg - sektur origin/awareness of 8chan, hotwheels and Josh tangentially - IBS - MATI - KF

 

[Festivus]

"The funny thing about law is how no matter how right I am, things can still turn out different than I predict because other people are wrong"

"The funny thing about parenthood is no matter how well I parent, kids can still turn out fucked up because they choose to react incorrectly to my techniques"

"The funny thing about alcohol is no matter how well I can handle it, my liver can still shut down based on a fluke of epigenetics"

"The funny thing about marriage is no matter how good of a husband I am, my wife can still choose to divorce me because she makes irrational decisions"

He has a reason why he is always right even when he is objectively not getting the results he wants. I had a bit of that in me as a teenager. I acted the way I wanted and treated people the way I wanted because I was "correct" and I was going to force reality to conform to my correctness. Then I grew up and stopped being such an insufferable cunt...for the most part. Nick is still a teenager with all the excuses in the world for why reality won't conform to his ego.

There's actually a weird parallel between him and Vaush right now because Vaush believes: "It's not wrong because I'm able to personally justify it".
I think this line of reasoning is quite common among narcissists but I would posit that the accumulation of sycophants in one's fanbase speeds up and reinforces this. If you're able to do mental gymnastics to explain away any sin (and then you have people around you who tell you how much sense you're making) then it would be nearly impossible for someone to tell the difference between objective reality and the reality they've created for themselves. I think the Para-Social dynamic between a "Content Creator" and their audience has a much more profound effect on the creator than people have previously assumed. The pattern of behavior that we see among people like Nick seems to be inevitable with the types of audience they foster.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I really hate fanfic so I’m NOT saying this is happening, just that it would be funny if it did:

What if Buffalo Dan (AKA MAN-D) drove Nick even more off the rails by threatening to leak his (and Kayla’s) sexts and nudes?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Ok found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXWmevtRpWY

edit - here @Spaded Dave it’ll help if you actually see it

I didn't take this as 6 people moving in for the long term but now that you mention it...if that 6 people was the people from his old house that he was renting out for cheap...This MIGHT explain why nick is not panicking right the fuck now about the rumble contract because he finally sold that house for a chunk of cash that can hold him over for another year or so.

I remember him complaining that he wanted to sell the house but couldn't just kick out the family that was renting from him cause...I think they're friends with kayla? He seems to be banking on him rescheduling to morning being his pull up moment. Too late imho but we'll see...if it happens at all.

 

[LiquidKid]

I really hate fanfic so I’m NOT saying this is happening, just that it would be funny if it did:

What if Buffalo Dan (AKA MAN-D) drove Nick even more off the rails by threatening to leak his (and Kayla’s) sexts and nudes?

I 100% guarantee you they have had a shower text session where Nick either threatened litigation, or made a deal not to discuss Mandy’s real identity in exchange for the dick pics not getting leaked.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I 100% guarantee you they have had a shower text session where Nick either threatened litigation, or made a deal not to discuss Mandy’s real identity in exchange for the dick pics not getting leaked.

Which is really disappointing because that's my personal bet for something that is going to happen this year. It happens to every lolcow eventually.

 

[elb]

Nick did NOT say they moved in. He said that they 'visit all the time' and that impact his schedule. It reads to me as more of a cope excuse to add volume and not substance to his position.

This. He’s likely referencing Kayla’s “bestie’s” family that comes to visit all the time

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Is this why nick became friends with ralph again?

For the record- I don’t think it was Ralph

I’ll be uploading to odysee and rumble in the meantime, sorry for the inconvenience.

Nick addressed his bruising btw.
“Sometimes someone slaps you with a dick too hard”

https://rumble.com/v4ftgz3-blink-twice-if-youre-okay-re-rekieta-bruises.html

https://odysee.com/@elissaclips:f/rekietabruises:1

 

[Rotollo 2]

watching legal mindset's nijisanji coverage and it's dawning on me how much nick dropped the ball post Rittenhouse and even abit before by not being able to hold in his spaghetti.
makes me think if he covered Vic's case like this it wouldn't have ended up as a shit show that it did.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I remember him complaining that he wanted to sell the house but couldn't just kick out the family that was renting from him cause...I think they're friends with kayla? He seems to be banking on him rescheduling to morning being his pull up moment. Too late imho but we'll see...if it happens at all.

Yeah, the implication was they were close friends or in-laws. And he really wanted to sell the house but they were living there rent free and it would've been a dick move.

I agree that Nick seems really keen on switching his stream schedule and I doubt it will work. I think he will get an initial bump of people who remember him from trial streams and think he's doing that again, and he will pull a few new people since it's a new time slot. But, I don't think it has a lasting impact on his numbers or superchats. He killed off a lot of his die hard support and I don't think he can get it back.

 

[Captain Manning]

I am catching up on the thread. Holy shit it got busy.


I had to stop to respond to this. Cgoody, you stupid fucking idiot.

Translation: "Nobody else has credibility anymore like my ecelebrity buddypal Rekieta... EXCEPT YOU, Sean!! Hi buddy! *wave*"

Cgoody, you are already looking for your next eceleb soul to leach upon like some kind of demonic hellspawn. As if either ever gave a fuck about you. You seriously haven't caught on how little Nick thinks of people like you who cling onto ecelebs to fill a void? What's next? You are going to ask for Sean's forgiveness on Rekieta's behalf. You dummy.

I was watching @elb' clip of Sean doing the whole Punished Rekieta thing, glancing through the comments, and came across this:

Suffice it to say, I think you might be onto something.

watching legal mindset's nijisanji coverage and it's dawning on me how much nick dropped the ball post Rittenhouse and even abit before by not being able to hold in his spaghetti.
makes me think if he covered Vic's case like this it wouldn't have ended up as a shit show that it did.

I have speculated that one of the problems in Vic's case. looking back, was that Nick brought Ty was on too much to engage in a variety of silliness, and it may have distracted from Ty actually performing necessary work on Vic's case.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I was watching @elb' clip of Sean doing the whole Punished Rekieta thing, glancing through the comments, and came across this:

Suffice it to say, I think you might be onto something.

CGoody just remembers that the last time he talked shit to Sean, Sean pushed it back in. He just doesn't want another repeat of Sean slapping him around.

 

[Chibitzen]

I was watching @elb' clip of Sean doing the whole Punished Rekieta thing, glancing through the comments, and came across this:

Suffice it to say, I think you might be onto something.

Shocker.

CGoody just remembers that the last time he talked shit to Sean, Sean pushed it back in. He just doesn't want another repeat of Sean slapping him around.

Let's be real. He has been catfished multiple times online, idolizes a giant cuckfaggot for a hobby and lives amongst the Locals plebs as their Simp King. He probably enjoyed it a little too much.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

But why are they around so much? Suppose it’s the opposite, they aren’t there to help but are the ones needing help.

I agree this is a plausible case. Perhaps the mother or father in the family is the one with the medical procedure, and Nick and his family are 'free child-minding'.

If that were the case, though, why does Nick not say: 'So we had to pick up some extra childcare responsibilities while a close friend is recovering'? Why the vaguery? Unless you subscribe to total brain rot, it makes me think that the real answer is somewhat embarrassing. Nic is doing himself no favors.

Yeah, the implication was they were close friends or in-laws. And he really wanted to sell the house but they were living there rent free and it would've been a dick move

I didn't take this as 6 people moving in for the long term but now that you mention it...if that 6 people was the people from his old house that he was renting out for cheap...This MIGHT explain why nick is not panicking right the fuck now about the rumble contract because he finally sold that house for a chunk of cash that can hold him over for another year or so.

I cannot find this stream at the moment, but it may have been family. I cannot recall if Nick specified it was family or friends, and without that, I would be hesitant to link the medical issue, more people being around, and sale of the house together.

watching legal mindset's nijisanji coverage and it's dawning on me how much nick dropped the ball post Rittenhouse and even abit before by not being able to hold in his spaghetti. makes me think if he covered Vic's case like this it wouldn't have ended up as a shit show that it did.

Hindsight and all that taken into account, Andrew is not talking to the legal team or influencing them. I also believe that he may be taking note of what to avoid from such a debacle. I am not convinced there is enough to re-hash the Vic failure with any more certainty--there is certainly no shortage of clame to assign, in any case.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I agree this is a plausible case. Perhaps the mother or father in the family is the one with the medical procedure, and Nick and his family are 'free child-minding'.

If that were the case, though, why does Nick not say: 'So we had to pick up some extra childcare responsibilities while a close friend is recovering'? Why the vaguery? Unless you subscribe to total brain rot, it makes me think that the real answer is somewhat embarrassing. Nic is doing himself no favors.

I've reached the point where I don't really care to figure it out, I think he's being deliberately vague to maximize the ways he can twist it into excuses without lying.

 

[EggImpregnator]

I've reached the point where I don't really care to figure it out, I think he's being deliberately vague to maximize the ways he can twist it into excuses without lying.

His lying has become so blatant and obvious it's like a child is telling you he didn't eat the cheetos with orange dust all over his face and fingers.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@AltisticRight

Bingo card needs to be updated @elb got copyright struck and I’m guessing it’s Daxipads group doing it even if Ralph denies it.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nick is such a disappointment that talking about medications feels more productive somehow. I mean hey, you might actually learn something useful, unlike Nick's streams.

Shocker.

Let's be real. He has been catfished multiple times online, idolizes a giant cuckfaggot for a hobby and lives amongst the Locals plebs as their Simp King. He probably enjoyed it a little too much.

CGoody is the perfect kind of paypig. It doesn't matter what he's put through, he'll never completely let you go, or figure it out.

 

[Poop Shoot]

He has so many drunk rants about the same things, for some reason when I heard that clip the other day it just cemented itself in my brain as “the house squatting family”.

Part of it is because I can’t imagine willingly having 13 people in my house on a regular basis.

I’ve been wrong many times before and I’ll be wrong again.

 

[Captain Manning]

@AltisticRight

Bingo card needs to be updated @elb got copyright struck and I’m guessing it’s Daxipads group doing it even if Ralph denies it.

It wasn't a copyright strike. She got hit for violating the "YouTube harassment policy." If she were copyright struck, via the DMCA, there would be no ambiguity as to who did it.