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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 17 1.1%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 902 58.0%
  • Total voters
    1,556
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I think it's very unlikely Junior has any skills whatsoever that are superior to Scalfani the Elder.

Remember this is the idiot that managed to get fired from a nepotistic HVAC job and now swabs the shitters on the night shift at 7-11. He sucked so bad his own relative had to fire him.
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Imagine squandering an HVAC job. That field earns a lot of money and for a good reason. Now he's a janny and for that, he deserves to be mocked.
 
Dead Air said:
I've lived in the southern "Bible Belt" my entire life and I have never heard of this before for whatever it's worth.
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It's probably something they heard of or they're just trying to show everybody how Christian they are.

Honestly it comes dangerously close to idolatry if you ask me.

atoi said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V27U4ADMwzU
Cooking with Jack is Doxxing Me-(1080p60).mp4
The email:
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That's totally gay and unrealistic.

I'm not saying that Fatty's audience isn't made up of mouth breathing morons but the whole "race mixing" thing is just weird and sounds more like a caricature of some far-right asshole than one of Jack's actual fans.
 
Jack just strikes videos he doesn't like, then pretends he's never heard of the channel he strikes.

The real question is A-log or August.
 
I don't think August did it since he comes across as retarded, and I think he could coast by still milking Dhar Mann for views.
 
atoi said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V27U4ADMwzU
Cooking with Jack is Doxxing Me-(1080p60).mp4
The email:
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"It's sad seeing beautiful women be race mixers. DON'T be one of them.
Be Proud Of Your Race"

That e-mail glows so fucking hard.

After watching one of August's videos about Jack on 2x speed and looking at his recent video titles and thumbnails it would not come as a surprise that he, or some other faggot from his discord server sloppily fabricated the e-mail for easy content.
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Whatever the truth might be I'm sure we'll be seeing multiple extremely low effort videos from August about this topic in the upcoming week so he can get effortless views from his braindead teenage fanbase.
 
I appreciate people summarising August’s shenanigans on this. I can’t watch him - that “uhuhuhuh” thing he does in the middle of words makes my skin crawl. But yeah I don’t think that email was sent by Jack. He is *just* self-aware enough not to put the race-baiting stuff out there so obviously.
 
My problem with August has always been how pretentious and pompous he manages to sound while critiquing a boomer lolcow making shitty food. He sounds like one of those stereotypical art gallery snobs with a few extra chromosomes added for spice.

That said this attempt at blackmail is extremely cringe.
 
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So after an entire decade of people making fun of Jack on the internet and more or less staying silent he decides to go full William Luther Pierce on this one Penguinz0 ripoff? Most regarded excuse for a face reveal vid of all time
 
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Jack is doing damage control and responding to comments with some variation of “I didn’t do it he’s lying”.

For what it’s worth, I definitely don’t think Jack sent the email, and I don’t think August is making it up. It’s likely to be either Jack Jr or one of Jack’s actual/retarded fans. Of course, August has to censor the sender because he has no common sense.
 
Hungry Homeless Handjob said:
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Jack is doing damage control and responding to comments with some variation of “I didn’t do it he’s lying”.

For what it’s worth, I definitely don’t think Jack sent the email, and I don’t think August is making it up. It’s likely to be either Jack Jr or one of Jack’s actual/retarded fans. Of course, August has to censor the sender because he has no common sense.
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I heard Jack say he didn't do it and was about to take his word for it, but then he said to "stop believing everything you hear", so I guess I don't believe him? Jack why would you personally doxxx him like that?
 
Genuinely surprised he managed to spell "dox" correctly, maybe the carnivore diet is really working 🌈
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
I think it's very unlikely Junior has any skills whatsoever that are superior to Scalfani the Elder.

Remember this is the idiot that managed to get fired from a nepotistic HVAC job and now swabs the shitters on the night shift at 7-11. He sucked so bad his own relative had to fire him.
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I feel like the HVAC arc fits Jr and Jack to a T. Somebody in their family circle goes out of their way to set them up with a really sweet opportunity at a career (not just a job) and as soon as they realized there was even a trace of real work involved...they're out. For someone like Jr who didn't want to go/couldn't hack college, learning a trade like that is a great idea and yet he threw that away for bottom of the barrel jobs and so he could focus on his music/gamer/church "career". Jack shows the exact same delusional belief in his career prospects, lack of work ethic, and refusal to get a real job.
 
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