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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

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  • June-July 2024

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  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 903 58.0%
  • Total voters
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bravado said:
If Jack’s version of events are true or close to the truth (LOL), totally justified. An emotionally unstable, pothead 16 year old boy putting his hands on a woman needs to have his reality checked. Whether or not it actually happened like that, who knows. And August’s impotent defense of “WEED DOESNT MAKE U ANGRY!!! I KNOW POTHEADS!!!” and also completely brushing past the part of Jack’s son assaulting his wife, so he could get le epic dunk that Jack “abused” his son. Whole video stinks, but if it gives Jack another stroke, I won’t complain.
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Disagree. His defense is stupid, but strangling/beating your son/daughter doesn't "fix" them, it just damages the relationship. August should have just said as "Pot or not, Jack made a bad situation worse" and left it there.
The Yellow Dart said:
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The story is already getting picked up by other sizable commentary channels and the comments are retarded:

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They're all believing the narrative that either Jack or someone close to him sent the emails. Jack is ruined.
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Jack simply confirming he didn't send it would instantly kill the drama against him, especially since August will believe him. I'm just curious what Rob thinks about all of this.
 
I'm betting it was
Jack's dead arm while he was asleep.
Imagine being around this smugly drooling moron 24/7, you'd bring the castle crashing down too!
 
Rewatching the infamous video of Fatty from 2015 talking about choking out his firstborn and proudly endorsing genocide because a schizophrenic dude at church recommended it, I am wondering if anyone knows why Jack got sole custody of Garrett? Even when he wasn't stroked out he seemed like a 3rd rate parent so I'm guessing Garrett's mom must have had some shit going on. Anyways, I feel for Garrett because I feel that as soon as Jack married Tammy he turned into a deadbeat and let Tammy deal with him.
 
bravado said:
An emotionally unstable, pothead 16 year old boy putting his hands on a woman needs to have his reality checked.
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Respectfully disagree here. The first of two main issues there are that they raised this misbehaving teenager, so taking physical liberties because of the problematic behaviors they fostered in him is despicable. The second issue is that Jack's physically violent response towards his son was disproportionate even as described by Jack. There's a middle-ground between never laying a finger on them and brutalizing them.

You need to teach your son the values and principles so they will choose not to put hands on women. All his son learned was wait and put hands on women once other men aren't around. I don't believe this makes Jack as irredeemable as some people do, but this action in and of itself is disgraceful.
 
No one in the Scalfani household has the brainpower to do even the surface-level dahxing that letter contains; plus there are no spelling errors or wigger speak (the 'race-mixing' comments are too stilted, Jr. would write the nigger word if he was trying to be threatening).
No one 'close' to the Scalfani's cares enough to do this.
This is some faggot lolcow-tipper shenanigans. As much as I like to see this dumb youtuber queer shit his pants over this, it's just gonna lead to kids spamming the comments of Jack's vids until he locks them.

Wasn't there some faggot earlier in the thread (like a week ago) sending letters to Jack's sponsors? Let Ol' Strokey McUselesslimbs be, he's plenty entertaining already without needing a 'nudge' from you.
 
Odds on that it's a troll of some variety, but I wouldn't completely rule out Jr tbh. One of his retard friends probably knows how to do a whois lookup, and another probably proofread (and still got wrong what with the 2 dates) the threat. I'm probably just coping hard out of desperation that this arc can get funnier, rather than fizzle out awkwardly and annoyingly for everyone when some retard troll takes credit.
 
It being Jr. would be funny, but it being some third party or a false-flagging August fan would make him look like a massive retard with zero credibility. Either way, Tammy wins.
 
atoi said:
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The email:
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I'm calling this an a-log gayop.
 
My money is it's August himself, trying to drum up more views so he doesn't have to get a real job and can sit talking shit about things he doesn't know. Too much seems to line up and I seriously doubt any of Jacks crew could pull this off.
To quote the late great Norm McDonald, everyone involved in this story should die.
 
EatBeforeYouEat said:
I am wondering if anyone knows why Jack got sole custody of Garrett? Even when he wasn't stroked out he seemed like a 3rd rate parent so I'm guessing Garrett's mom must have had some shit going on.
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Jack mentioned in his blog a long time ago that she had anger and physical abuse issues, like throwing ashtrays at him and pushing him through a shower door. Granted, Jack almost certainly deserved it, but that shit doesn't play in family court.
 
Bassomatic said:
My money is it's August himself, trying to drum up more views so he doesn't have to get a real job and can sit talking shit about things he doesn't know. Too much seems to line up and I seriously doubt any of Jacks crew could pull this off.
To quote the late great Norm McDonald, everyone involved in this story should die.
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I don't think that's August's style given that he was so late on doing the video in the first place
 
I could see Junior ranting about race mixing. However, that email, while crude, is too well written and formatted to be him. I picture his writing skill to be just above Senior's. Jack himself would also rather copyright strike on YouTube if a video makes him angy.

Doubt August is masterminding a grand scheme for attention. He fell for a troll. Instead of reflecting for a couple minutes, he filmed and posted his initial reaction to his million plus subscribers. Will be interesting to see how much egg lands on his face when the real fallout begins.
 
toilet_rainbow said:
I could see Junior ranting about race mixing. However, that email, while crude, is too well written and formatted to be him. I picture his writing skill to be just above Senior's. Jack himself would also rather copyright strike on YouTube if a video makes him angy.

Doubt August is masterminding a grand scheme for attention. He fell for a troll. Instead of reflecting for a couple minutes, he filmed and posted his initial reaction to his million plus subscribers. Will be interesting to see how much egg lands on his face when the real fallout begins.
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No, it's a shit email with horrible formatting, that looks good on the surface. It's riddled with unusual choices of punctuation, and gives the feel that a person is trying very hard to be someone else (impersonation).
Gayop. Fake and gay. Some retard ran the Duck's name through those mass doxing sites and decided this will drum up some drama, he's taking a break from lolicon jerkathons on Discord to do this dumb shit.
 
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toilet_rainbow said:
I could see Junior ranting about race mixing. However, that email, while crude, is too well written and formatted to be him. I picture his writing skill to be just above Senior's. Jack himself would also rather copyright strike on YouTube if a video makes him angy.
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I think it's very unlikely Junior has any skills whatsoever that are superior to Scalfani the Elder.

Remember this is the idiot that managed to get fired from a nepotistic HVAC job and now swabs the shitters on the night shift at 7-11. He sucked so bad his own relative had to fire him.
 
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