💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Super Hans v2]

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I hate to politisperg, but as much as I hate the way our government is mismanaging the southern border, it never fails to make me laugh that a guy like Jack who hasn't worked an actual job in ~30 years and subsists off of disability payments and his mommywife's income presents himself as this principled fiscal conservative concerned with big GUBMN'T spending. Fatty is the archetypal welfare queen yet he fails to see the irony of it all

'voting Demo'

I hate the retards on our side moreso than leftists, because they make us look bad. Jack isn't just a welfare queen, if he had described to him in a news story his family to a T but left out the skin color, I guarantee under his breath he would go 'fucking niggers.'

 

[LustrousMelons]

GET YOU STAIN SHIRT:
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I would love to see the sale stats on his store, I know fatty has a few simp followers but surely they aren't dumb enough to buy these

 

[Andoxico]

Boomie angy

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

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I hate to politisperg, but as much as I hate the way our government is mismanaging the southern border, it never fails to make me laugh that a guy like Jack who hasn't worked an actual job in ~30 years and subsists off of disability payments and his mommywife's income presents himself as this principled fiscal conservative concerned with big GUBMN'T spending. Fatty is the archetypal welfare queen yet he fails to see the irony of it all

'voting Demo'

Not to mention a lot of kitchen workers are Latino, and yeah, there's a good amount of them that are illegal. If all the immigrants suddenly disappeared, it would crush the restaurant industry.

 

[Miltank]

NEW PROPERTY MEGA-SPURGE POST
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Here's Jack's FB page for following his new home "journey"

House room specs & bible placement

What he imagines the house will look like

DreamScapes4You

Bit of a deeper diver here on "DreamScapes4You". It's a BS page posing as the actual Dreamscapes company in TN, and probably scamming Jack in some way

lol @ totally legit PFP

"Dreamscapes" info. Note: phone number is some sort of VOIP hosted through bandwidth.com

Note: a service provided on bandwidth.com

177 Marlin Rd, White House, TN 37188 (address of scam company)

The real Dreamscapes company FB page

Henry Hayes, owner

I'm sure Jack wants to get fucked by him


also "coincidentally" the real Dreamscapes is right next to CRUMBL

No doubt Jack uses any excuse to "run by the landscapers" every other day so Tammy can swing him by CRUMBL

Note: 3 hr drive from Hendersonville property to Dreamscapes location (& CRUMBL)

more new property specs & bonus Rob comments

random property pics

comments feat. Rob.

Note: Jack commenting and angry reacting his own comment

latest page post

page reviews w/bonus scammer bot

PFP rare soy face swap

THE END

for now....​

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I would love to see the sale stats on his store, I know fatty has a few simp followers but surely they aren't dumb enough to buy these

You're seriously telling me you wouldn't pay $26 plus shipping for HOT DOG?

 

[SteveGoatman]

Not to mention a lot of kitchen workers are Latino, and yeah, there's a good amount of them that are illegal. If all the immigrants suddenly disappeared, it would crush the restaurant industry.

Not to mention if there were a sudden purge of those workers, prices would absolutely go up and Jack and his mongoloid ilk would be screaming at the top of their lungs blaming the government (especially democrats). People don't have to like it, but a lot of prices in the US are kept "low" in large part because of undocumented workers.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

My sides are in orbit imagining Jack stuffing Bibles into the walls of his new home. I wonder why he’s only doing three, doesn’t every room need its own Bible? What about under the driveway before they pave it?

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Checked out the recap of GucciGoombah's recent stream. He tardraged so hard during the entire stream. He blamed his internet connection and "dropped frames" for multiple deaths. Some of them were hilarious. He ran into a guy on the other team with his sniper rifle out at close quarters while the other dude had some type of SMG and blasted him instantly. Goombah ranted that "it took forever to get into scope mode"

 

[Bassomatic]

Checked out the recap of GucciGoombah's recent stream. He tardraged so hard during the entire stream. He blamed his internet connection and "dropped frames" for multiple deaths. Some of them were hilarious. He ran into a guy on the other team with his sniper rifle out at close quarters while the other dude had some type of SMG and blasted him instantly. Goomah ranted that "it took forever to get into scope mode"

DSP has a son.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

DSP has a son.

real

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack loves the term "hole-in-the-wall" because it reminds him of a gloryhole. Seriously, in some JOTG he calls the restaurant he is in that like 5-6 times when he really just needs to call it that once to get the viewers on the same page.

 

[AnOminous]

Jack loves the term "hole-in-the-wall" because it reminds him of a gloryhole.

This fat faggot is really going wild with the bitmoji shit lately isn't he? He needs to kill himself. But faster than he is already.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Not to mention if there were a sudden purge of those workers, prices would absolutely go up and Jack and his mongoloid ilk would be screaming at the top of their lungs blaming the government (especially democrats). People don't have to like it, but a lot of prices in the US are kept "low" in large part because of undocumented workers.

Fatty thinks that illegal immigrants are somehow both lazy and taking our tax dollars in welfare and also taking American jobs. His stroke-addled brain just parrots whatever boomer meme he saw posted on FB by one of his fellow megachurch goers

 

[Falcon Sebben]

GET YOU STAIN SHIRT:
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And here I was thinking he couldn't get any more retarded.

I hate the retards on our side moreso than leftists, because they make us look bad.

To be fair extremists on both sides make both sides look bad.

Boomie angy
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And has he ever considered that maybe his hot takes are ignored because people don't agree with him? No never. It can't be his fault.

 

[AnOminous]

To be fair extremists on both sides make both sides look bad.

I like Jack's intensely stupid political opinions because he causes the feels in right-wingers that I feel looking at Bob Chimpman's opinions. Where you look at someone this stupid having opinions resembling your own and wonder holy fuck am I this much of a retard myself?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I like Jack's intensely stupid political opinions because he causes the feels in right-wingers that I feel looking at Bob Chimpman's opinions. Where you look at someone this stupid having opinions resembling your own and wonder holy fuck am I this much of a retard myself?

You need the ability to self-reflect in cases like that. Fatty Doo Doo there lacks that part of his brain. It's been chocked out and replaced with cholesterol.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Is people putting bibles inside their walls actually a thing? Is it to keep the vampires out or…..?

 

[densedance]

Why put a bible on the Floor? Wouldn't you theoretically stand on/over it? Isn't that haram?

 

[unfer]

Jack should put a bible in the toilet, so he can shit all over its lessons on moderation not just metaphorically but literally as well.