💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AbyssDweller]

New Fat on the Go coming soon, looks like Hammy used some of her diminishing income to treat Big Boy Jack to a steak dinner. I'm sure we'll get plenty of asshurt Jack comments stamping his feet and insisting that he didn't break carnivore. Because we all know fatass has the discipline necessary to only eat the beef and eggs, I'm sure he'd NEVER scarf down those potatoes, biscuits, tortillas, asparagus, english muffins, etc. when they're presented on a plate before him

 

[AnOminous]

Because we all know fatass has the discipline necessary to only eat the beef and eggs, I'm sure he'd NEVER scarf down those potatoes, biscuits, tortillas, asparagus, english muffins, etc. when they're presented on a plate before him

I can actually imagine this fat bastard refusing everything but the MEAT GUD and then eating Tammy's too after putting a bunch of jalapenos on it.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

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New Fat on the Go coming soon, looks like Hammy used some of her diminishing income to treat Big Boy Jack to a steak dinner. I'm sure we'll get plenty of asshurt Jack comments stamping his feet and insisting that he didn't break carnivore. Because we all know fatass has the discipline necessary to only eat the beef and eggs, I'm sure he'd NEVER scarf down those potatoes, biscuits, tortillas, asparagus, english muffins, etc. when they're presented on a plate before

That’s Jeanette in the faux camo…

Someone is getting their cookie licked tonight…

 

[Grandmas Secret]

Hearing this creature jabber about how fruit is evil is amazing. Been years since he's had fruit, evil evil fruit, has that SUGAR in it. Chugs sugar every day, he's afraid of vitamins and color. Has to eat beige.

 

[ZipDisk]

Leaning keto
Carnivore friendly
Lying adjacent (and fatly)

Ordinary Sausage recently made menthol sausage. Jack should be force fed the result for the rest of his life.

I have an irrational hatred of those curtains on the sliding door, it just looks sloppy and shitty.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yea, Jack, a diet high in fat is bad for you. He’s speeding running to his next stroke View attachment 5731032

Rendered fats are not as evil as they're depicted to be, but the health issues that are happening widespread these days are more due to the obesity epidemic than from using seed oil vs rendered fats. People back then were more active and generate ate fewer calories (especially less fructose), so they didn't have nearly as many lardos like Jack waddling around.

 

[VenomPlug]

Yes fatty, we know. So what's the point of KERMIVUR then when you constantly cheat because you're so fat and obsessed with food you can't control shit? Just drop the act. If you think this ridicolous 'diet' makes you look better and smarter - keep telling yourself that.

 

[lindsayfan]

GUD

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i have seen a lot of grotesque pictures of jack, but somehow even worse ones keep appearing. it looks here like he's missing his mouth entirely, just crushing the pizza into one side of his moustache while his slug-tongue laps frantically at the air.

also the huge roll of fat that begins under his ear and wraps around the back of his head is a feature i hadn't noticed before. it's like jack's permanently wearing one of those air-travel neck pillows

 

[Lenzperkins]

Jack the Grill Master

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[AnOminous]

Hearing this creature jabber about how fruit is evil is amazing. Been years since he's had fruit, evil evil fruit, has that SUGAR in it. Chugs sugar every day, he's afraid of vitamins and color. Has to eat beige.

This fat bastard would literally eat turds before anything healthy.

also the huge roll of fat that begins under his ear and wraps around the back of his head is a feature i hadn't noticed before. it's like jack's permanently wearing one of those air-travel neck pillows

This is a thing, where most good looking people, Chads or Beckys, have pretty similar physiques, every fatty has a different and always disgusting place they're even more fat than elsewhere. It's like their bodies are so desperate to deposit fat that they're just "oh fuck it let's just throw it in the back of this fucker's neck."

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

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Yes fatty, we know. So what's the point of KERMIVUR then when you constantly cheat because you're so fat and obsessed with food you can't control shit? Just drop the act. If you think this ridicolous 'diet' makes you look better and smarter - keep telling yourself that.

Jacks big thing is that he think he can somehow cheat the system and come out on top winning. Whether thats with his health, internet success, at the store or a fucking drive thru; he somehow feels that he can find some way to get the maximum benefit for him while everyone else gets jack shit.

Thats why he "leans" Keto and why he is now going carnivore "friendly". He cant fucking grasp the concept of a diet or for fucks sake controlling your intake. He will gladly heckle a healthy person indulging on a 300-400 donut saying sughar is evil while he gorges easily on a 1000+ cal sugar coated meat abomination. The man cant grasp whats truly killing him and will easily listen to anyone who can make him feel like a big boy or aid his delusions. Im sure is Charles told him eating enough red meat would help fight pre cancerous cells, Jack would be doubling down on his diet because he just wants to eat gud meat.

It also brings me to the thought that since Jack is such a god awful cook and cant cook meat for shit, its the reason why he bombards the ever loving shit out of those cuts of meat with salt and sugar because he cant taste anything and thats what he truly likes. He has lived a whole life knowing that men eat meat and hes a manly man (homosexual repression urges) and will eat all the meats, but he cant cook a decent steak or bird.

All in all Jack amuses the fuck out of me because its just absurd and silly to watch a man metaphorically walk into a wall at full force each time severely injuring him and deciding that something completely irrelevant is the cause of his injury while attempting to do it again.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Jack the Grill Master

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Nothing like some poivre au steak.

 

[fag0rz]

PORTABLE BBQ - PRODUCT REVIEW
(02.16.24)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7h5uyrCLZkA

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

y2mate.is - PORTABLE BBQ - PRODUCT REVIEW-7h5uyrCLZkA-720p-1708124955.mp4

What kind of desperate, flailing company would choose Jack Scalfani for a product placement? Has their marketing team never watched any Jack videos?

One of my favorite Jagoff traits is that he's never matured beyond the "I know you are but what am I??" argument. You know, the one that most people outgrow by age 6.

 

[AnOminous]

Thats why he "leans" Keto and why he is now going carnivore "friendly". He cant fucking grasp the concept of a diet or for fucks sake controlling your intake. He will gladly heckle a healthy person indulging on a 300-400 donut saying sughar is evil while he gorges easily on a 1000+ cal sugar coated meat abomination.

That's what these fatties are all about though. It's always "muh tabolism" or some other bullshit because they can't grasp the extremely simple concept that if you consume fewer calories than you expend, you will lose weight. Weight doesn't just magically appear on you.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Remember Jack always used Donuts for his sugar rants

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Hearing this creature jabber about how fruit is evil is amazing. Been years since he's had fruit, evil evil fruit, has that SUGAR in it. Chugs sugar every day, he's afraid of vitamins and color. Has to eat beige.

It's not just that he eats fruit... it's just in pies and turnovers and applesauce. Do we all remember how when he was in the nursing home he complained about his dessert being too small? It looked like some thing with apple in it. And this was right after he bitched and moaned about how they were giving him too much sugar as a diabetic.

Fatty eats fruit. Just not whole fruit. He only eats it when it's in a dessert.

What kind of desperate, flailing company would choose Jack Scalfani for a product placement? Has their marketing team never watched any Jack videos?

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One of my favorite Jagoff traits is that he's never matured beyond the "I know you are but what am I??" argument. You know, the one that most people outgrow by age 6.

Triggered bitch mode in effect once again.

Remember Jack always used Donuts for his sugar rants

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This is the same guy that calls Dunkin Donuts "little bits of poison".

It's sometimes really hard not to just want to punch this guy in his smug face.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

GUD

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i have seen a lot of grotesque pictures of jack, but somehow even worse ones keep appearing. it looks here like he's missing his mouth entirely, just crushing the pizza into one side of his moustache while his slug-tongue laps frantically at the air.

also the huge roll of fat that begins under his ear and wraps around the back of his head is a feature i hadn't noticed before. it's like jack's permanently wearing one of those air-travel neck pillows

Check out the crusty shit that has accumulated at the base of his ear hole. Obviously he is unable to properly clean and groom himself. Tammy probably only half-asses washing him and skips as many days as possible.

 

[Sugriva]

new zealanders

Rob's audience is entirely people from this thread. I think he knows that too.

 

[Adamska]

That's exactly what it is and... it's okay. I've made it before because I was curious and it's got the same texture as a shitty Angel Food cake. I wouldn't call it pleasant but it was edible.

Just don't eat bread if this is a problem.

I find it fitting that he's throwing subtle tantrums over food he can't eat. It really shows both his food insecurity and toddler like emotional regulation. The moment he is faced with limitations and gating on what he can eat, he loses his shit and keeps trying to find ways to either make replacements, or lie and sneak in tastes.

It's half the reason I think he likes to do so many baking episodes; since he's pissed that diabetes prevents him from eating all the sugar he wants to cram down his throat.

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New Fat on the Go coming soon, looks like Hammy used some of her diminishing income to treat Big Boy Jack to a steak dinner. I'm sure we'll get plenty of asshurt Jack comments stamping his feet and insisting that he didn't break carnivore. Because we all know fatass has the discipline necessary to only eat the beef and eggs, I'm sure he'd NEVER scarf down those potatoes, biscuits, tortillas, asparagus, english muffins, etc. when they're presented on a plate before him

It'll be funny to witness, since there's no way that he'd willingly give away that biscuit. Will be hilarious to have him film Tammy eating and the lien about eating the carbs he clearly ordered. Like that flatbread thing.

 

[Super Hans v2]

What kind of desperate, flailing company would choose Jack Scalfani for a product placement? Has their marketing team never watched any Jack videos?

Companies typically send you their product after you buy it. Jack hasn't had a real sponsorship in years. His last legit one was probably the omelete flipper thing he said blew itself up and got sued over by the sponsor to retract the claim since he refused to follow the directions and the obvious happened.

Jack's probably got himself on an industry blacklist after that incidemt.