💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Judge Holden said:
Im just wondering if the psychological urge to NOCHILD on xitter is the same that drives him to obsessively post selfies. Speakin of which I found one I had not seen before when searching him on x
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To me this one screams "I do not know where I am, I do not know who I am, I do not know why I am here....all I know is I must be a really fucking fat faggot"

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The child rapist tag and the little girl behind him with the horrified face really just tie it all together. Its art.
 
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Reminds me of the Don Rickles Carpet Commercial:
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RollerGator said:
I'm not ashamed to admit that recently I've been spending more time reading onaforums than the farms. The fellas over there got a good sense of humor and there's no autists shitting the place up.
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They probably have better border control.
 
Judge Holden said:
Im just wondering if the psychological urge to NOCHILD on xitter is the same that drives him to obsessively post selfies. Speakin of which I found one I had not seen before when searching him on x
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To me this one screams "I do not know where I am, I do not know who I am, I do not know why I am here....all I know is I must be a really fucking fat faggot"

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That's one of my favorites...he was at a Con and thought he was doing Arthur Dent from Hitchhiker's cosplay but it played out as being in a state of undress around children. Sad. Many such cases, etc.

If people start sending letters, Tubby's going to get a Junior Detective fingerprint dusting kit and some poor letter sorter in the Midwest will get called a terrorist by Snackie for years, think of the collateral damage.
 
In the Sick of It said:
I think the Thor's hammer thing is why he is saying the audience is so important, and why he goes to crowded bars instead of enjoying games at home with his wife and "friends." He also mentioned some other time at the movies where he yelled like a manchild and the audience clapped. He needs to feel like his quips are witty and he is loved, deluding himself that the joy is for him when he oinks loudly in a crowd. It doesn't matter what they are cheering for, he will bask in it like he's covered in mud on a sunny day at the farm.
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Only people that don't know Patrick will express positive emotions in his presence.
That's why Niki and him go to theatres and other gatherings. They get a morsel of happiness in that group experience.

The complete opposite of family gatherings, or even time alone with each other.

Maybe that's why he keeps swatting himself? Sympathy and attention from an armed cop is better than nothing.
 
Rick's Beef Wellington said:
That's one of my favorites...he was at a Con and thought he was doing Arthur Dent from Hitchhiker's cosplay but it played out as being in a state of undress around children. Sad. Many such cases, etc.
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The only acceptable Arthur Dent and the only acceptable bathrobe was the Simon Jones version.
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AnOminous said:
The only acceptable Arthur Dent and the only acceptable bathrobe was the Simon Jones version.
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And TV Arthur Dent is wearing a shirt under the robe while Rick's got three chest hairs peeking out from his. He went out for coffee dressed exactly like he was in the faucet cock footage and called it cosplay, amazing. At least match the robe pattern, I'm with ya there.
 
Rick's Beef Wellington said:
And TV Arthur Dent is wearing a shirt under the robe while Rick's got three chest hairs peeking out from his. He went out for coffee dressed exactly like he was in the faucet cock footage and called it cosplay, amazing. At least match the robe pattern, I'm with ya there.
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I thought he was cosplaying as Quentin Tarantino in “Pulp Fiction,” with the main difference being that Gluttonlinson does have a sign out in front of his house.

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Is it possible he mounts a cow catcher to the front of his Rustang then drives around “urban” neighborhoods using it to trap and drag niglets back to be pepperoni?
 
Law said:
Maybe he has macros for shxitter like those World of Warcraft guys
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I wouldn't think he'd be smart enough, considering he doesn't copy and paste his "Enjoy Prison" tweets. So, I asked Gemini to "Generate an image of a computer keyboard, intended for use by pigs. Keep in mind that pigs do not have fingers but trotters". It kicked out this, so I wonder if each key has "enjoy", "stalker", "child", etc. for him to mash down on. You know, like those soundboards they have for dogs.

That still wouldn't explain the typos though...

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LGHDR+ said:
I wouldn't think he'd be smart enough, considering he doesn't copy and paste his "Enjoy Prison" tweets.
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Imagine how stupid and fat you have to be to MANUALLY TYPE shit like "Enjoy prison" thousands of times a day. He's literally so dumb he can't even do a macro or something.
 
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