💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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lindsayfan said:
"pat vs normie midwit" is one of my favorite dynamics. the personal hell fatrick has collaboratively constructed with his protestors is, in fact, too bizarre for a lot of people to wrap their heads around, and then when someone's confused by it pat always comes out cyber-swinging his li'l trotters as the most unsympathetic possible representation of his "side." i'm going to enJOY what happens NEXsssst
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yeah this is probably the third or forth time I've said this in this thread but it really is just so glaring obvious every time you see pat interact with a normie how he'd be exactly where he is in life even if every last single troll was publically executed.
 
OtherLastTrainHome said:
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7 tweets within 60 seconds.

1 tweet every 8.57 seconds.

Even if you have uber-fast internet and are using a Nasa supercomputer, once you account for all the refresh and delays inherent to the internet, this should be next to physically impossible.

And then I remember he's probably sloshed out of his mind and using some dingy 4th-rate crappy bar Wi-Fi. Not Hoolies, ofc, he's been banned you see ("Hoolies for me forever stalker")

How does he do it? It bogles the mind.
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Edit: I'll admit, he made me chuckle. You can almost identify a sense of humor and self-awareness there. The seldom seen Jen W.
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Congrats Porker, keep it up and soon you'll be human again.
 
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i wanted to make a wordcloud of patrick's shxitter account but i couldn't figure it out. there's also a website that can apparently do it but it returns errors now. i wonder if him putting his account in some kind of pseudo-locked state prevents it.
 
OtherLastTrainHome said:
i wanted to make a wordcloud of patrick's shxitter account but i couldn't figure it out. there's also a website that can apparently do it but it returns errors now. i wonder if him putting his account in some kind of pseudo-locked state prevents it.
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It could be the same thing with Nitter. It relied on guest tokens and those are starting to dry up.

I'm still not making a xitter just to watch shitposts even if it's easy.
 
OtherLastTrainHome said:
i wanted to make a wordcloud of patrick's shxitter account but i couldn't figure it out. there's also a website that can apparently do it but it returns errors now. i wonder if him putting his account in some kind of pseudo-locked state prevents it.
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someone (not me) needs to take the hit for the team and figure out how to download every single tweet ever penned by this modern day william shakespear.

we need a big data lake with all of them, so we can run analysis and trend mappings and such

this is truly a modern marvel, we must experience it
 
It is always interesting to watch the Redditors rope in some unsuspecting bystander and bombard them with Pat Facts and info graphics. Twitter user Michael Burry had no idea what was coming his way.
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Seanut Arbuckle said:
sign up for the ukrainian trenches?
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During the Vietnam War, the US Military organized and undertook various Special Forces organization and operations. One of those units was Military Assistance Command Vietnam - Special Operations Group (MACV-SOG or SOG for short). SOG men were usually deployed in secret cross border missions in Laos, Cambodia and occasionally North Vietnam itself, theirs were the most dangerous of missions, several SOG Teams (usually no more than 10 men but could be reinforced further in certain special situations) were wiped out by Battalions or even Regiments of enemies. Some disappeared without a trace.

Sometimes while making a stand while awaiting Helicopter extraction, SOG men would kill so many enemy in such close proximity that they would utilize the corpses of enemy combatants as improvised sandbags. It is my belief that Fatrick and his immense bulk could easily serve to soak up the blast effect of at least one Sudoplatov VT-40 FPV Suicide drone (which can carry an up to 7lb High explosive or Anti Tank payload) even if he were still alive

Painting depicting the defense of a hill by Recon Team Alabama against an estimated 10,000 NVA as they wait for extraction
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In addition I wanted to write something that I thought up
I believe Fatrick is the only person to have ever engaged in the EAT Niggers portion of the TND Copypasta as a result of his insatiable hunger for spicy italian sausage made from the ground up corpses of underprivileged BIPOC Youth
 
Quasi was paid,
Patrick was made,
To pay the man,
Who called him gay,
And fat.

Now our hero,
Whose life is on Twitter,
Will soon experience,
His life in the shitter.

The fat little piggy,
Told by the court,
Might lose his house,
For a witty retort.

Despite all his fame,
He'll never get laid,
Because it's all made,
Of pepperoni.

Patrick paid,
Paid dozens of thousands,
And will pay Quasi more,
Forevermore.

- Ode to Piggy, First Poem.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Maybe for next year Nool can create a series of fatrick themed valentines day cards for merch. I can already see the romantic messages on the front...

"be my stalker child"
"enjoy prison with me"
"your single life is already over"
"you are my toilet"
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I CALLED YOU?! DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA?!!!"
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You forgot one:

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Used Gemini for this one:

Generate an image of a humorous Valentine's Day card that says "you are my liver".
 
He's so fat he thinks "Gollum" is spelled 'Golem'.
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I'm surprised he doesn't think they're both spelled "donut".
AGPinochet said:
During the Vietnam War, the US Military organized and undertook various Special Forces organization and operations. One of those units was Military Assistance Command Vietnam - Special Operations Group (MACV-SOG or SOG for short).
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*guitar* *chopper noises*
Some folks are born made to be so fat
Hoo, they're super obese
And when forums point out this simple fact
Ooh, now Quasi owns his lease, Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't here weighin' a ton, no
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no flatulate one, no

Some folks are born constant tweets in hand
Lord, can't he help himself, Lord?
But when the wellness check come to the door
Lord, the fence lookin' like it's backwards, yeah
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no Pat Tomlinson
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no Pat Tomlinson

Yeah-yeah, some folks inherit beer and brat fat guts
Hoo, they say paint ballons win a war, Lord
And when you ask 'em, "How much should you eat?"
Hoo, they only answer, "More, more, more, more"
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no Pat Tomlinson, son, Lord
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no flatulent one
It ain't me, it ain't me
I ain't no Pat Tomlinson, no, no, no
 
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Johnny Doxville said:
Holy shit
That's actually Micheal Burry
I'm speechless
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Surely not The Big Short Michael Burry, right? I thought the name sounded familiar but I did not make the connection.

Edit: Yeah, it is not the famous one. This guy is still fairly funny though. Pat called him an idiot, and he called Pat Meatloaf.
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Maybe there is a pattern of behavior here. Pat is trying to start beef with other billionaires, seemingly.
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Also, he's still hating on Gandalf...
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...and cranking out replies like there is no tomorrow.
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Dang, literally just sat down at my computer with a freshly fried korean street toast, went on to his xitter and caught him mid-hilariously specific denial
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Gonna be a good evening

EDIT: JAYSUS HE IS SHARTING EM OUT FAST AND HOT
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How can a hog so fucking fat xeet so fucking fast
 
RollerGator said:
I'm not ashamed to admit that recently I've been spending more time reading onaforums than the farms. The fellas over there got a good sense of humor and there's no autists shitting the place up.
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That is a cool story and you are a bro.
Thanks for telling me this, it will come in handy during these troubling times.
 
Judge Holden said:
Dang, literally just sat down at my computer with a freshly fried korean street toast, went on to his xitter and caught him mid-hilariously specific denial
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Gonna be a good evening

EDIT: JAYSUS HE IS SHARTING EM OUT FAST AND HOT
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How can a hog so fucking fat xeet so fucking fast
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Jesus his entire life is just one big “no u.” I wonder how many secret patposters have been created just watching him do this shit every day. No stalker I didn’t beat the shit outta my wife and then get professional portraits done. These are your delusions again. Record: CorrecTed.
 
rusty shackleford 1 said:
Jesus his entire life is just one big “no u.” I wonder how many secret patposters have been created just watching him do this shit every day. No stalker I didn’t beat the shit outta my wife and then get professional portraits done. These are your delusions again. Record: CorrecTed.
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Im just wondering if the psychological urge to NOCHILD on xitter is the same that drives him to obsessively post selfies. Speakin of which I found one I had not seen before when searching him on x
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To me this one screams "I do not know where I am, I do not know who I am, I do not know why I am here....all I know is I must be a really fucking fat faggot"

Also

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Judge Holden said:
Dang, literally just sat down at my computer with a freshly fried korean street toast, went on to his xitter and caught him mid-hilariously specific denial
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What photo is he referring to? I think I know the one but I'm unsure.

Either way petulantly denying being a wife beater almost makes you sound like a wife beater, especially with that report.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
What photo is he referring to? I think I know the one but I'm unsure.

Either way petulantly denying being a wife beater almost makes you sound like a wife beater, especially with that report.
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I was gonna suggest a hypothetical remake of the room where Johnny is recast with Fatrick, but then I realised how unrealistic a movie where he had friends or the ability to play five seconds of alley football would be
 
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