💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Thumb Butler said:
One morning, as Patrick Sean Tomlinson was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into a monstrous pig.
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Imagine having a dream where you're Fatrick, coping about failed book sales and fame. You're barely mobile blob of fat, terminally angry over stalking children and filing lolsuits is your second nature, abusing your wife and neglecting your children bring you joy.

That's FATRICKesque.
 
He's not above responding to the stupidest, pettiest provocations, and the Pests are trying to learn how petty their provocations must be before he stops responding.
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A rascal once texted him “the sky is blue” and he responded “no, stalker. It isn’t”. There’s literally nothing he won’t respond to.
 
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LOL, this picture. Rick looks like an overgrown special needs student whose mom dressed him to try to fit in with the cool kids, in 2005.

He looks so short, too. Not that I normally care, but I'm positive Rick is the kind of guy who lies about his height to pretend he reaches that magical 6 feet level.

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"Measured response this time", as opposed to what? They always just knock on the pig's door and check if he hasn't asphyxiated yet from being so fat.

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Rick is a trained martial artist and gun kata specialist, and don't you forget it.

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Yeah, I bet.
 
Something Awful said:
He looks so short, too. Not that I normally care, but I'm positive Rick is the kind of guy who lies about his height to pretend he reaches that magical 6 feet level.
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He has claimed to be 6 feet before.

There have been other photos which look like he either exclusively hangs out with very tall men or he is lying.
 
Credit where it’s due, I wish I had Pat’s unwavering self belief and determination despite all the evidence to the contrary. I could have cured cancer or been a rockstar or something but noooooo, here I am looking after my wife and kids and contributing to society like a loser. What a wasted life.
 
An automatic clown said:
As predicted, he sitting at a bar on Sunday night watching the Superbowl.
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He can't afford shots for an entire bar and at no time in his life has Pat ever done anything for anyone.

He is lying in a way that already makes him sound pathetic because reality is even more pathetic. He's solo drinking at home, in my opinion.
 
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Patrick and the Wifechild went to see How to Train Your Dragon. I don't really get the appeal of going to see a kid's movie in theaters as an adult.
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He is a fucking drone. He would give the goybugs a real run for their money, he has nothing about him other than misery that is not placed there by something he read online, or saw on a show.

There is no Patrick, only an abstraction (of fat). Though your mocking gaze can meet his, he simply is not there. He is killing black children in his basement.
 
He can’t rent out the other half because he’s eternally paranoid of the renter being a stalker child. Any giggle heard through the uninsulated interior wall would be proof! Even if the had no knowledge of Pat, they would inevitably catch Patposting brain worms by sheer proximity
 

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It's funny knowing a guy like me, not even the world's biggest football fan, had a better night than Fat. I feel honored really, just to have family and friends to share the night with, unlike Patrick, watching How to Train your Dragon on the biggest game night of the year. Lol. Lmao even
 
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But perhaps, as Patrick says, the audience is his reward
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Who the fuck goes to the movies and actually enjoys the audience? Best case scenario you forget they are there, but more likely then not, you’ll hear hushed talking, eating sounds, etc. I mean, I enjoy movies and do go on an occasion to a movie theater, but come on! The audience is certainly not the reward.
 
Useful_Mistake said:
Who the fuck goes to the movies and actually enjoys the audience? Best case scenario you forget they are there, but more likely then not, you’ll hear hushed talking, eating sounds, etc. I mean, I enjoy movies and do go on an occasion to a movie theater, but come on! The audience is certainly not the reward.
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Patrick has famously stated that the time Captain America picked up Thor's hammer in one of the Avengers movies and the audience cheered was the greatest moment of his life. If Rick had made a wager with the Devil like Dr. Faust, that would be the moment he lost it.
 
Something Awful said:
Patrick has famously stated that the time Captain America picked up Thor's hammer in one of the Avengers movies and the audience cheered was the greatest moment of his life. If Rick had made a wager with the Devil like Dr. Faust, that would be the moment he lost it.
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This fat retard has a goddamn daughter, and that’s the greatest moment of his life!?
There’s no way he’s eating his own niggeroni, because he has to be made of 100% soy at this point.
 
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