💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Caverlock said:
Oops, had a few more vintage Pats:
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*goood....feels nice and lean there Tyrone.....you are going to be perfect my little baby nubian child"

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Caverlock said:
a few more vintage Pats
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Is he clenching his jaw or is that cellulite on Pat’s face? Probably both.

The jeans and flip-flops combo is embarrassing enough, but he just had to add the backwards baseball cap. A shrink I met at a party once told me sociopaths hate aging, and can often be spotted wearing clothes or accessories intended to emulate a younger person. This invariably looks ridiculous and is as good a red flag as you’ll get for identifying who to avoid.
 
AnOminous said:
They've tried really hard, too. I mean he'll deny someone is his liver or his toilet. He will literally argue with someone claiming to be his toilet, pointing out they are not in fact his toilet. Somehow he'd "lose" if he didn't. And somehow he "wins" if he points out, repeatedly, that his own toilet is not in fact posting on Twitter, someone is PRETENDING to be his toilet.
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Lest we forget:
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Even when his standard response would obviously vindicate the exact mockery directed at him, he'll still type out the exact words required to do so, and then hit "send".

To analogize: this is the equivalent to him watching a neighbor slowly walk over to his porch, place a rake right in front of his door such that stepping foot outside the door will cause the rake's handle to flip up and smack whoever stepped on it in the face, then after he watches the neighbor leave, opening the door and intentionally stepping on the rake so it smacks him in the face.
 
HarblMcDavid said:
Lest we forget:
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Even when his standard response would obviously vindicate the exact mockery directed at him, he'll still type out the exact words required to do so, and then hit "send".

To analogize: this is the equivalent to him watching a neighbor slowly walk over to his porch, place a rake right in front of his door such that stepping foot outside the door will cause the rake's handle to flip up and smack whoever stepped on it in the face, then after he watches the neighbor leave, opening the door and intentionally stepping on the rake so it smacks him in the face.
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Those are your delusions again, it is in fact you who is the sideshow, Robert. He's the one and only Fart Blimpson who pranks the Russian tanks with his patented paint filled balloons, paper bags filled with poop, fake gum that when you pull it out hurts your finger, and more!
 
HarblMcDavid said:
Lest we forget:
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Even when his standard response would obviously vindicate the exact mockery directed at him, he'll still type out the exact words required to do so, and then hit "send".

To analogize: this is the equivalent to him watching a neighbor slowly walk over to his porch, place a rake right in front of his door such that stepping foot outside the door will cause the rake's handle to flip up and smack whoever stepped on it in the face, then after he watches the neighbor leave, opening the door and intentionally stepping on the rake so it smacks him in the face.
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The same way Patrick calls anyone a stalker for simply telling him to get over yourself is the reason why simply mocking his way of saying ”child” or simply saying it while looking fat is just not enough.

For being an Internet Tough Guy, Fatrick is the type to have energy over random accounts that he’s clearly stalking just so he can get more engagement from them without even doing anything noteworthy.

It would be funny if it were not just pathetic.
 
Caverlock said:
Speculation Post: Twitter Refused to Restore Patrick’s Blue Check Because He Spammed Verified Users
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yet another long list of reasons that make it so surprising nobody has bashed his fucking brains in. it really is incredible he walked away from that pink shirt anti-MAGA protest without getting floored like Ralph because he acts like this IRL down to the childing.
 
OtherLastTrainHome said:
it really is incredible he walked away from that pink shirt anti-MAGA protest without getting floored like Ralph because he acts like this IRL down to the childing.
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i dont remember this particular event but at many protests like that the cops are present and make sure that protesters and counter protesters don't get in each others face too much

also i believe tha despite insisting on being an 'actual tough guy', pat is very much an internet tough guy, the type that talks mad shit online, but in person is meek and submissive and avoids eye contact.
 
Another amusing typo here, which somehow gets repeated. I like the picture.

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Dan Mullen has taken down all of the Nice Podcast, Stupid episodes on youtube. Patrick might be doing some behind the scenes fuckery trying to get him fired.
 
I really really want to see Fatty and Niki live and retire comfortably off of their passive rental income. That is to say, I really really want to see Pat the Porcine Penthouse Proprietor arc play out on Twitter!

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I really don't know the reason for Bing AI's stubborn insistence on giving him such luscious hair (or making him into Blacktrick), but this shit had me HOWLING nevertheless


Could you imagine this fuckhead fixing a furnace, patching drywall, or undoing a pipe union that rusted together 50 years ago?
Could he hold back his rage when Sheneequa the Squatter's baby-daddy's second cousin's uncle's step-nephew breaks a window, or ruins an entire floor after "accidentally" defrosting the icebox?
He can't afford to outsource the work to contractors. If he could, he wouldn't be building lawn furniture out of toxic treated lumber. The only leaky faucet he's ever dealt with is the one hidden below his gunt.

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This is Pat's idea of property maintenance.

Really, no takers? Next time the vacancy is advertised, I expect Dan Mullen or Robert Prongay to at least put an application in.
 
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"No, tenant, there is no peephole in your bathroom ceiling. And no, tenant, there are no screams emanating from the basement at night. These are your delusions again. Enjoy living on the streets."
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No tenant, you did not recognize one of the missing neighbor children in my photographs. Those are your delusions. No, you cant go into the basement to see if you find clues.
Enjoy your pepperoni.
 
AnOminous said:
They've tried really hard, too. I mean he'll deny someone is his liver or his toilet. He will literally argue with someone claiming to be his toilet, pointing out they are not in fact his toilet. Somehow he'd "lose" if he didn't. And somehow he "wins" if he points out, repeatedly, that his own toilet is not in fact posting on Twitter, someone is PRETENDING to be his toilet.
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Like his mom tweeted in the 80's...
#DLTIW

(BTW: I've caught myself using "Enjoy Prison" as a salutation to friends and family)
 
Orange Rhymer said:
(BTW: I've caught myself using "Enjoy Prison" as a salutation to friends and family)
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I've patposted verbally around my girlfriend enough times that she's started to do it too. Eventually all the world's stalker children will be told to enjoy prison, as god intended.

Summer of George said:
This is Pat's idea of property maintenance.
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Oh man I'm not surprised anymore that he doesn't can't rent the other half out. Hell this makes me wonder if he bought it for a discount. Nobody in their right mind would willingly move in next to Pat if this is how he "maintains" his home.
 
Patrick Tomlinson, you are under investigation for several pepperoni related felonies, child. Wait for the knock, stalker. Enjoy prison.
 
An automatic clown said:
STILL oinking at Leslie from behind a block.
This guy sucks !!
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His response of someone's life already being over is cope, that it's only a matter of time before they're arrested. But with this I think it's like three times as much cope, because he remembers when she said he was distancing herself from her partner and now thinks she's destitute and can't find a job because she aligned with his stlakers.

Maybe she should post an image confirming she's still working and tell pat to enjoy welfare.
 
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