💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Caverlock said:
I speculate that Mr. Tomlinson may have been kicked out of the cool kids’ table largely because the cool kids got tired of him never shutting the fuck up.
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This may be the most important post in fatrick lore in the last little while, atalker.

It explains so much, and he’s still seething that his trick for mentions/being noticed is gone.

Pre-Elon twitter blew him up. Nothing else did. And he’s still reeling from in and feels he has been denied his true worth.

I wonder if he can’t buy the blue check, even now.

Also holy shit I swear he gets more reads of his shit here than he does on Xitter. Those counts are laughably low.

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Maybe Patrick is warming up to the ol Mango Madman?
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It’s pretty obvious to everyone that word has gone out that Biden needs replacing, so fats is trying to stay a(fat man)breast of that. He’s nothing if not trying to ride the wave, which is why it’s funny when he has to pivot and cannot.
 
lindsayfan said:
it's a small thing, but pat responding to a post in which he's accused of telling someone "your life is already over, stalker. enjoy prison" by saying "your life is already over, stalker. enjoy prison" is quite beautiful
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Prison your life is, already. Enjoy stalker!
Pim Fortuyn said:
Even the way he makes a fist is weird.
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I believe his only concept of how a fist is made is from the primarily homosexual practice of a man ramming his fist up another man's asshole.
 
Looking at Patrick's Xeets, I'm reminded of an old joke:

A man goes to a bar and begins chatting up a woman. After a minute, he asks her, "Say, if I gave you a million dollars, would you fuck me?" The woman, of course, enthusiastically agrees. Before she can drag him off, he holds up his hand and says, "Okay, but what about for one thousand dollars?"

The woman, of course, is scandalized. "What kind of a woman do you think I am?" she replies.

The man shrugs and says, "Oh, you've already told me that. I'm just finding out how low you'll go."

Patrick is like that woman (beyond his effeminate attitude and his bitch tits, I mean.) He insists he's a super cereal tuff dood who don't take no sheeit from nobody, but the Rascals disprove that statement. He's not above responding to the stupidest, pettiest provocations, and the Pests are trying to learn how petty their provocations must be before he stops responding.

As it turns out, there may not be anything so petty he won't respond to.
 
lindsayfan said:
it's a small thing, but pat responding to a post in which he's accused of telling someone "your life is already over, stalker. enjoy prison" by saying "your life is already over, stalker. enjoy prison" is quite beautiful
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this looks like he was trolled into doing it

first, do the anonymous thing to some random account
second, when the random account posts it and goes "wtf is this" you respond to it with a tweet that is guaranteed to make patrick mad, and tag him to make sure he notices
third, pat of course notices and hits you with the enjoy prison
fourth, you delete your tweet so now all that is left in the reply chain for the random guy to see is patrick posting "enjoy prison"

and because fatrick is fat in the head, he will fall for this every single time
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
As it turns out, there may not be anything so petty he won't respond to.
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They've tried really hard, too. I mean he'll deny someone is his liver or his toilet. He will literally argue with someone claiming to be his toilet, pointing out they are not in fact his toilet. Somehow he'd "lose" if he didn't. And somehow he "wins" if he points out, repeatedly, that his own toilet is not in fact posting on Twitter, someone is PRETENDING to be his toilet.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Pre-Elon twitter blew him up. Nothing else did. And he’s still reeling from in and feels he has been denied his true worth.
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Pat on blue sky, or whatever it's called, is hilarious. He fucking hates it and it is so obvious.

He gets zero engagement and just recycles his same shit from twitter. Screenshot_20240211_113900_Chrome.jpg
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And he is also constantly bitching that blue sky doesn't have the same functions that twitter has which he loves to abuse.

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Really Pat? You gonna slide into the DM's of some folks? For what? Tell them they are going to prison?
 
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Maybe Patrick is warming up to the ol Mango Madman?
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patrick truly is just an open and shameless DNC shill. Now that the DNC seems to be turning on creepy Joe, Patso is updating his programmed talking points. He will pretend that was only our delusions that he ever said Biden was the greatest most productive president of our time.
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
He's not above responding to the stupidest, pettiest provocations, and the Pests are trying to learn how petty their provocations must be before he stops responding.
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The stupider and more juvenile they are the funnier it becomes because Pat is compelled to respond to everything completely seriously. The one from the OP where someone says he got caught shitting on his neighbour's lawn makes me laugh out loud every time I read it.
 
keytar said:
The one from the OP where someone says he got caught shitting on his neighbour's lawn makes me laugh out loud every time I read it.
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He actually did that, though. He routinely just goes out and shits on people's lawns. More people should be aware of this. They wake up, their lawn has a pile of fat guy turds. Those are from Pat!
 
AnOminous said:
He actually did that, though. He routinely just goes out and shits on people's lawns. More people should be aware of this. They wake up, their lawn has a pile of fat guy turds. Those are from Pat!
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He used to be really fond of the Chicago Sunroof before he got too fat to climb on cars
 
Caverlock said:
Speculation Post: Twitter Refused to Restore Patrick’s Blue Check Because He Spammed Verified Users
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Another banger post as always, your investigative journalism never ceases to entertain. My favorite part was him seething for literal years about losing the blue check. It really was all he had, wasn't it?
 
Late/gay/unhelpful but I do remember there being a rental listing for the other half of the hovel last summer. If he does rent it out, it's probably seasonal college student tenants, because who else would choose to live there?

Also, Leslie is my Queen...Patso getting knocked on his ass by an Agnes Dipesto-looking lady who reads Twitter on her phone in a giant fake handwriting font? #failure is brutal.

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According to this video, Sports Pat missed his calling in life.
Though I think it's safe to assume Pat was ejected from his first and only tee ball game for childing at the umpire.
 
DumbDude43 said:
and because fatrick is fat in the head, he will fall for this every single time
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Wrong as always, child. Patrick is very fat all over his entire body.

You've been told a gabillion times to cease your Felony Fat Blindness.

Enjoy prison.
 
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