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rusty shackleford 1 said:
“I don’t like dicks”

“Well you just haven’t considered brokedicks” lol what the fuck? To what do they think a genital preference pertains? If someone is after vageen, why would waving a broke dick in their face make them reconsider? These people are fucking weird lol.
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It's not a dick, It's just an outie
 
rusty shackleford 1 said:
“I don’t like dicks”

“Well you just haven’t considered brokedicks” lol what the fuck? To what do they think a genital preference pertains? If someone is after vageen, why would waving a broke dick in their face make them reconsider? These people are fucking weird lol.
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"I don't like bananas."

"Well, have you considered this shriveled inedible banana that has been out in the sun for three days?"
 
Evilronald said:
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Even Islam isn’t safe from the tranny menace: there’s a troon imam now.
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Now hold up… A religion as based as Islam getting trooned out?!

This made my faggot sense tinge.

First of all, here’s the pooner imam:

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Very masc. Very masc indeed.

A little bit of googling also revealed the “mosque” she works at: https://alzumurrudmasjid.org/imam

(Very lulzy site btw!)

And to my great surprise, the “masjid” was founded in Washington in 2023. In other words, it’s actually not a mosque with a troon imam, it’s some crazy ladies vanity project/mostly online mosque.
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
Nikita Dragon's (popular tranny YouTuber) bodycam footage came out (lol) (Archive)
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Edit: This happened years but ago but they just now released the footage. He was put in a MALE's prison lol
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Nikita, the creepy little plastic asian man last time I checked did nothing but lie and obsess about straight men not wanting him.

He tried to garner sympathy over poor little him being in a male prison and I just want everyone to know that he was given every consideration, absolutely undeserved and was not forced to be around men. Instead he was isolated and spent that time alone and completely safe.
 
Fapcop said:
Now hold up… A religion as based as Islam getting trooned out?!
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When there are news reports of trans figureheads in religions like Christianity and Islam, take notice of the fact that only the same 3-4 troons are ever mentioned but get a shitload of publicity. I think it’s a demoralization tactic. 99% of Christian preachers are regular people (at worst, closeted fags) but if TPTB can make you think that half of those are actually super woke troons, you might start to lose faith in your religious institutions
 
Super Dilator Duel 3D said:
When there are news reports of trans figureheads in religions like Christianity and Islam, take notice of the fact that only the same 3-4 troons are ever mentioned but get a shitload of publicity. I think it’s a demoralization tactic. 99% of Christian preachers are regular people (at worst, closeted fags) but if TPTB can make you think that half of those are actually super woke troons, you might start to lose faith in your religious institutions
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In danger of getting close to fedposting, if there is one group of people who will accept a pooner as a religious leader in good humour, grace, and I’m sure absolutely zero violence, it would be Muslims.
 
Fapcop said:
Now hold up… A religion as based as Islam getting trooned out?!

This made my faggot sense tinge.

First of all, here’s the pooner imam:

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Very masc. Very masc indeed.

A little bit of googling also revealed the “mosque” she works at: https://alzumurrudmasjid.org/imam

(Very lulzy site btw!)

And to my great surprise, the “masjid” was founded in Washington in 2023. In other words, it’s actually not a mosque with a troon imam, it’s some crazy ladies vanity project/mostly online mosque.
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I opened their website and this is their icon:
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Are they attempting to speedrun an any% honor-killing?
 
Law said:
I intentionally misgendered gender-people when I worked retail.
Some AGP dude walked in the shop? He got a friendly greeting, conversation, recommendations if he asked for them, then a "have a nice day, Sir!" as he walked out.
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I sometimes see troons complaining “I was misgendered at the store and I could just TELL the clerk was a TERF and it wasn’t an accident!!”

Yes, that’s right. And there’s nothing you can do about it. :story:
 
Idk1990 said:
I sometimes see troons complaining “I was misgendered at the store and I could just TELL the clerk was a TERF and it wasn’t an accident!!”

Yes, that’s right. And there’s nothing you can do about it. :story:
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Even funnier than outright misgendering is what I prefer to do; not using pronouns at all. When I talk to an obvious troon, I go out of my way not to use he/she/they when describing them. For instance, I was checking out at the store recently with a troon cashier and his normal coworker. I referred to the troon as “the other cashier” instead of “he/she” or “that man/woman” it makes them visibly seethe so fucking hard and it has enough plausible deniability that you’ll never be confronted on it ever and if you are, you’ll always appear in the right. Sometimes it makes conversations near a troon sound a little more stilted and awkward on my end, but it’s worth the funny. Besides, you faggots brought it on yourselves trying to force me to speak in a certain way.
 
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Bad news guys! Holocaust incoming!

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Based Florida!
Notice that the pooner is still in the closet because she is “afraid of being humiliated”. Which shows what nonsense it is, when we’re being told that troons need to be met with respect and compassion. NOPE! If the fear of being humiliated is what keeps this chick from lopping off her tits and getting irreversible changes, then I say humiliate away. She’ll (likely) eventually grow out of it.

THE INSANITY OF POONERS PART I
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TLDR: Pooners grandfather died. Her ex stepdad is paying for her phone and she owed him money for it. What’s really bothering this chick: Did he call her “bitch!” In a moment of anger because she’s trans?
Pooner does the very masculine thing of writing a three page essay about this.

THE INSANITY OF POONERS PART II
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This is a doozy: The TLDR is that this chick called the police on her own parents because in her own words: “My mom wanted to arrest imaginary LGBT Satanists and take me to a psychologist” which already shows her, eh… Diminished capability to function/being batshit insane.

She’s also claiming to have been “sexually abused” by both mother and father, though it seems that what she refers to as “sexual assault” is talking about her chest or looking at it/poking it.

The whole post is kinda pointless and clearly just a vary masculine young woman wanting to have the peak male experience of telling everyone how they feel.

The comments are of course equally batshit insane.
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“CALL THE POLICE!”
Lol for what exactly?


MY CRUSH MISGENDERED ME TODAY 🥺

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OHNOES! Poor lil’ dood!

TLDR: Pooner’s crush called her “she” in class. Pooner gathers her courage and quietly mumbles “it’s he…” After a few minutes she channels her inner man, and… Runs away from the class. All her friends follow her of course and does that peak male thing of giving your bro a hug while he has a good cry. Principal get involved too. All she wants is an apology? Why can’t he understand that? As a fellow man and all!?

Just another lulzy example of these chicks turning their fembrain up to 11, while being totes valid masc men.


CA-CA… CAN THEY ALWAYS TELL?!
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WOAH DOOD! Lil’ pooner is going to be best pooner! She’s wondering if she’ll pass in her cute little rose gold suit.

Don’t worry lol’ dood! No one will be able to tell and those funny smiles when they come up and say “Hi Titus, nice to meet you!” will just be friendliness!
 
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Super Dilator Duel 3D said:
Even funnier than outright misgendering is what I prefer to do; not using pronouns at all. When I talk to an obvious troon, I go out of my way not to use he/she/they when describing them. For instance, I was checking out at the store recently with a troon cashier and his normal coworker. I referred to the troon as “the other cashier” instead of “he/she” or “that man/woman” it makes them visibly seethe so fucking hard and it has enough plausible deniability that you’ll never be confronted on it ever and if you are, you’ll always appear in the right. Sometimes it makes conversations near a troon sound a little more stilted and awkward on my end, but it’s worth the funny. Besides, you faggots brought it on yourselves trying to force me to speak in a certain way.
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This works in English, but in languages like Russian you basically can't do that. The gender of a subject affects words other than direct pronouns. "She's fat" for example is она жирная, while "he's fat" becomes он жирный. Он and она are he and she, while жир is fat. And because жир takes on the masculine or feminine form when used as an adjective, even if I simply skip the pronoun it'll still be clear who the subject is. This also applies in first and second person. Of course the local culture is such that I can correctly gender troons all day without much risk.

What I always question about "I was misgendered today! 😥" stories is whether anything actually happened. I spent a year in England, and words like "sir" or "madam" or "miss" seemed very uncommon outside formal situations. I was pretty much exclusively addressed as either "you" or just my name. Are they maybe just much more common in the USA?
 
Idk1990 said:
I sometimes see troons complaining “I was misgendered at the store and I could just TELL the clerk was a TERF and it wasn’t an accident!!”
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I was frequently commended for good customer service and I didn't get fired.
Super Dilator Duel 3D said:
Even funnier than outright misgendering is what I prefer to do; not using pronouns at all.
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This is what I did for trans-identified co-workers. A lot of sentence structure gymnastics, but worth it.
I don't have to lie, but I also can't be accused of being rude.
 
that girl was acting peak girly teen girl with a girly teen girl crush. Like, I'm sorry. you can bag those Ds under a gazillion binders, wear the baggiest ugliest clothes to hide your form, cut your hair short because "only men do it" in tranny land, and most likely ruin your looks with a few facial piercings. Running after your crush did something that hurt you, having your girls send you "omg gurl you ok? he was soooo rude and he so doesnt deserve you and you're, like, a queen and you could do so much betteeeeeeer derr" messages, and literally cry and not think twice about pouring your heart out is PEAK girl behavior. something you can only experience with female socialization and being treated as a girl. what's next, crying about it in the bathroom with your girls while fixing your nose ring and binder? venting it out on a journal (this is the closest, to be fair)?

that girl is young and all, but SOMEONE has to tell her you can't be like "I'm a he" and then act like oyu've listened to 600 taylor swift songs.
 
Pepo said:
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Who just shows off their friend's nasty herpes sore when ebegging on their behalf?

Unlike Reddit, Tumblr allows posts soliciting donations, but it's very rare to see a photo of the troon in the post. They're usually titled something like "Help a Queer Black Enby Jewish Trans Woman Escape an Abusive Situation" and provide venmo and paypal links, and sometimes they showcase shitty drawings and beg for someone to comission them at prices that are too high for the quality of art they show off.

Many tumblr users have blacklisted the words Venmo and Paypal in an attempt to clear their dashboard of shameless e-beggers, and the troons want to make sure their posts aren't filtered out, so they always spell them wrong or add extra characters.
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I always feel bad for the helpless animals in these situations.

But holy shit, is that really the best pic they had? Why not mention the debilitating herpes (and aids) in the beg post?
 
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