💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Fat still planning on suing MPD?

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I have no doubt patrick here was an absolute cunt to MPD from day one which contributed to his situation. Pat is very sneaky here I have zero doubt a large part of the reason the MPD always came in seriously is due to his past history of threatening to beat/kill women and newborn infants.

 

[AnOminous]

Ya know......I aint really qualified to judge even a literal, physical, mental, emotional, gastronomical, spiritual, and philosophical pig about his music tastes as my own interest in music has plenty of shit that can be mocked or sneered at......but this just screams "cliche consoomer tunes" at me. Im surprised there isnt Maroon 5 on the list

I definitely have a couple of these on my list. It's the combination of ALL of them that's the thing.

No, he's not on par with Kurt Eichenwald and his tentacle porn collection

Give him time.

EDIT: OH GOD OH FUCK I JUST REALISED WHAT WAS AT THE TOP OF HIS YOUTUBE PLAYLIST

Oh come on, I have to admit to liking this song but it couldn't be more on the nose. No wonder he's on MPD's radar.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

so how much did Pat pay to get this article up

 

[Judge Holden]

I definitely have a couple of these on my list. It's the combination of ALL of them that's the thing.

Exactly my thoughts. Its not that some of the music on his playlist is "normie tier", its that literally all of it is. His playlist is a perfect example of someone who just latches on to whatever music gets thrown at him from the radio and refuses to look any deeper or further. Again, of all the things one can critique him for this aint really some horrifying crime of autism, but given how fucking pompous and supercilious he is, it does become rather amusing

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Fat still planning on suing MPD?

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quick question: what crime is he referring to? bold move to accuse an entire PD of being accessories to any crime... like this is Reacher season 1.

 

[Judge Holden]

Erm....ok something just occurred to me this second. Between his angry oinking about the local cops and courts and this quote

“The FBI is a black hole as far as their investigation is concerned,” he told The Independent. “We throw evidence down the hole, and nothing comes out.”

A very interesting question is raised.

If the local PD and courts are not only incompetent but actively complicit and accessories to the cyberterrorism against him, and the FBI are refusing to do jack shit to save him from the dastardly trollspiracy....

...who the actual fuck is supposed to be actively in the process of arresting all of us so we can Enjoy-Prison-Stalker?!

 

[Squanto Airi]

His youtube account has another playlist on it which suggests his musical likes

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL28FD3462F6E6893E

They include

Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Nickelback
Linkin Park
Foo Fighters
Marylin Manson
Muse
Korn
Coldplay
Alien Ant Farm
Nine Inch Nails

Ya know......I aint really qualified to judge even a literal, physical, mental, emotional, gastronomical, spiritual, and philosophical pig about his music tastes as my own interest in music has plenty of shit that can be mocked or sneered at......but this just screams "cliche consoomer tunes" at me. Im surprised there isnt Maroon 5 on the list

This is a playlist of the guy who hasn't moved out of his hometown.

Though I will say it's interesting that he has Ain't No Grave, a song about going up to Heaven, considering fatrick's staunch atheistic stance.

 

[AnOminous]

...who the actual fuck is supposed to be actively in the process of arresting all of us so we can Enjoy-Prison-Stalker?!

And who caught (one of) the actual torswats speds, who turned out amazingly enough not to be some random guy who used a Lord of the Rings username in Sweden of all places?

 

[keytar]

Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Nickelback
Linkin Park
Foo Fighters
Marylin Manson
Muse
Korn
Coldplay
Alien Ant Farm
Nine Inch Nails

I like mainstream rock as much as the next guy but this list speaks to the fact that Pat's taste in music is about as deep as his taste in films and TV shows.

"Mr Tomlinson, who dabbles in stand-up comedy, "

Rick is too fat and uncoordinated to dabble in anything, he can only bomb.

In June 2019, one of the stalkers paid MacDonald to record a Cameo in which the comedian, who died in 2021, says he was told that someone named Patrick had said he wasn’t funny. He then calls on “Patrick’s friends” to “please continue insulting that fat loser.”

This whole section made me laugh out loud. I miss Norm.

I occasionally buy the print version of the Indie if I'm gonna be on the road for a bit as they have good crosswords and other puzzles. That is literally the best thing about it.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

The article was so full of shit that I just skimmed it. Not surprised that journalists just repeat whatever shit pat throws at them. Literally saying that Owen’s stated goal is to end pats marriage, ruin his life, and drive him to suicide. Where? Where is that stated? These are his delusions again.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

“Hot take: I’ve never found Norm Macdonald funny and was pretty sure all my comedy friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me,”

You already know
Imagine shitting on Norm. I'd trade a million Pat's for one more Norm.
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wait what the fuck that's norm? shit I have face blindness or something or only ever saw his later work

i'll await prison

 

[3D2A]

Can we please go back to the time when telling a moron to kill themselves wasn’t considered a “death threat”?

 

[grey area]

I despise modern journalism and the voice it gives to the most undeserving filth. I realise The Indepedent is absolute dog-shit-tier clickbait, but these are the same people who would vehemently oppose disinformation if it didn't align with their interests. Zero fucking research. These parasites deserve the rope.

 

[Nigger Caviar]

Prosecutors say the 6ft 3in teenager advertised his services under the pseudonym Torswats

Giga chad Torswats vs Virgin Tomlinson

His home has since been swatted a further 20 times

How many god damn motherfucking times does a guy need to be swatted before the pigs in blue simply stop responding to calls that are obviously fake?

 

[Spliongus]

"Mr Tomlinson told The Independent he hopes the arrest will allow police to work out who was paying Mr Filion and who else is behind Torswats"

So like is he also going to go to prison? Especially when it was pointed out that he was ordering SWATs on himself for attention.
Kinda wierd to pray for your own downfall, but my opinion wouldn't matter to him, I'm just another stalker child, ready to enjoy prison.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

I like that they picked a really smug and retarded photo of him. Also they included his cuck and tough guy pics lmao

 

[Judge Holden]

How many god damn motherfucking times does a guy need to be swatted before the pigs in blue simply stop responding to calls that are obviously fake?

Because as I have speculated many times before, the entirety of the Milwaukee PD has fallen madly in love with Fatrick and thus take any excuse to all ride out in the SWAT truck to kick down his door and all take turns fucking him the ass right there on the hovel floor. They know fully well the swat calls are fake, but so long as they keep coming in they keep getting authorisation to run a train on the shrieking and sobbing pig man of their dreams

 

[Mean Feen]

The article was so full of shit that I just skimmed it. Not surprised that journalists just repeat whatever shit pat throws at them. Literally saying that Owen’s stated goal is to end pats marriage, ruin his life, and drive him to suicide. Where? Where is that stated? These are his delusions again.

I have a theory that journalists are paid to be the biggest faggoty faggots possible so that when they start appearing as lamp post ornaments the people paying them know it's time to fly to their New Zealand bunker.

Because as I have speculated many times before, the entirety of the Milwaukee PD has fallen madly in love with Fatrick and thus take any excuse to all ride out in the SWAT truck to kick down his door and all take turns fucking him the ass right there on the hovel floor. They know fully well the swat calls are fake, but so long as they keep coming in they keep getting authorisation to run a train on the shrieking and sobbing pig man of their dreams

My schizo conspiracy prone mind wonders if he is heavily justifying the local SWAT team's budget. So they're happy to drive the ATV up his ass whenever a call is made.

 

[Judge Holden]

My schizo conspiracy prone mind wonders if he is heavily justifying the local SWAT team's budget. So they're happy to drive the ATV up his ass whenever a call is made.

You mean to say he's their.....paypig?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

This is a playlist of the guy who hasn't moved out of his hometown.

Though I will say it's interesting that he has Ain't No Grave, a song about going up to Heaven, considering fatrick's staunch atheistic stance.

A few other choice songs from the list:

God's Gonna Cut You Down by Johnny Cash--I can just imagine Pat sitting there and listening to this and thinking "yeah, that's right, stalker childs, God--wait, God's not real--I mean, the FBI's gonna cut you down! Enjoy prison, you ramblers, gamblers, and midnight riders!"

Firestarter by The Prodigy (RIP Keef)--This song is absolutely how Pat sees himself, as a dangerous, edgy provocateur who stirs the pot and pisses off all the right people. "I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator. I'm the fear-infatuated, danger illustrated. I'm the firestarter, twisted firestarter."

Seven Nation Army--He believes that a seven-nation army couldn't hold him back, and he's right (because he's fat).

Wish You Were Here by Incubus--Probably listened to this a lot while he was seething and coping about Adrienne.

Megalomaniac, also Incubus--He thinks it describes the stalker childs, not noticing that the lyrics fit him perfectly.

A Warrior's Call by Volbeat--This is what he listens to when he's in General Fatton mode or fantasizing about beating up Prongay and Boomia and that kid who stole his lunch money in sixth grade.

Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting) by Elton John--What he's listening to when talking about all those imaginary barfights he's won against drunk dudebros and Hells Angels or whoever.

In For The Kill by La Roux--He saw that Dredd trailer with the remix and thought it kicked ass. Also this is what he listens to when he's posting what he thinks is another witty, devastating takedown on Xitter or Azul Cielo.

The Sex is Good by Saving Abel and Love Bites (And So Do I) by Halestorm--Forget Barry White, this is what he puts on when he's trying to get Nikki in the mood.

Sherlock Holmes 2009 theme and the Mission Impossible trailer version of Friction by Imagine Dragons--Listens to these when he's writing any scene where his self-insert character does something badass while fantasizing about doing it himself.