💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
Oliver Onions said:
To Nick's credit, I think he did repeatedly point out that it would be a very difficult case to win and there were absolutely no guarantees, but that certainly didn't stop him acting like Vic had already won and Ron and Monica were going to be on the hook for eleventy-billion dollars and Chupp himself was going to fist bump Ty and say he had never seen a lawyer law so good.
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Saying it's going to be a hard case is hollow when Nick continues to insult the judge publicly with Ty on stream, makes novelty shirts about losing the case, and so on. At no point did I feel like it was presented as a serious or difficult case, rather it was like the Lolsuit with Maddox where shit was doomed from the start for the opposition.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
There’s nothing like trying to hold in a bellyful of uproarious laughter on public transport to make one feel alive.

Unless there was literally nobody around, I wouldn’t read KF in public in the US. Interesting that you do it from the world HQ of curtain twitching and nosily trying to see what’s on others’ screens.
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I literally read kiwifarms on my phone in public transport, cafes and with my own account logged. Stop being so fucking paranoid. If I get beat up by a 6 foot 5, 220 pound beautiful translady then it'd be sick content for MATI and get some pity internet bux.
 
DumbDude43 said:
hi
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You don't count.

Justtocheck said:
I literally read kiwifarms on my phone in public transport, cafes and with my own account logged. Stop being so fucking paranoid. If I get beat up by a 6 foot 5, 220 pound beautiful translady then it'd be sick content for MATI and get some pity internet bux.
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Same, at work even.

Tuesday no show. I'm tired, add your own snark.
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Justtocheck said:
I literally read kiwifarms on my phone in public transport, cafes and with my own account logged. Stop being so fucking paranoid. If I get beat up by a 6 foot 5, 220 pound beautiful translady then it'd be sick content for MATI and get some pity internet bux.
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Don’t project your sick fantasies onto me, child. I’ve had to ask for spoilers to be applied to one too many posts to risk a digital consent accident. IDGAF if someone knows what site I’m on; it’s flashing goatse within a kid’s line of sight that I’d rather avoid.
 
Doctor John B. Zyklon said:
Tuesday no show
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JFC, I’m not even a Rekieta subscriber and I’m sick to the back teeth of these last minute or post-flake excuses. Reminds me of what our parents always told us regarding personal responsibility and owning your shit: Nobody wants an apology. They want you to get your shit together or fuck off.
 
Archeopthryx said:
Direct link: https://youtube.com/watch?v=SH406qzm964
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Man, this nigger does some fantastic work. I was unfamiliar with the song prior to reading the request in this thread. For my money, AI Rekieta's version is actually better than the version in the anime that I assume popularised it. I can hear the fucking pain in his AI generated voice and the schlocky Vegas-style lounge bar accompanyment is just perfect for the song.

Five stars.
 
Captain Manning said:
Komm Susser Tod was an original composition for End of Evangelion.
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The German name and English lyrics tricked me into thinking it must have had a prior history -- about which I could find nothing at all.
Neetorino said:
Why does Nick sound extra Jewish in this one?
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I believe the kvetching is inherent to the lyrics.
 
Swole McPole said:
The German name and English lyrics tricked me into thinking it must have had a prior history -- about which I could find nothing at all.
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Yeah, when I first heard it many many years ago, I thought it was a cover of something too. Just like Fly me to the Moon (which has a famous Sinatra cover in the 60s, long before Evangelion).

But no, it was original.

Personally, I think a Rekieta cover is the most fitting song for the end of Weebwars and what he's become in general.

Thanks Sparky and @Musashi's Son!
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Unless there was literally nobody around, I wouldn’t read KF in public in the US. Interesting that you do it from the world HQ of curtain twitching and nosily trying to see what’s on others’ screens.
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I use Tor and VPN, as appropriate. KF is blocked at work, but out and about, in genwral life, I have not had any issues.

Swole McPole said:
I always assumed that the script does this for her and she doesn't actually sit listening to that trash. Seems I was wrong, but I absolutely second the note of gratitude.
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The script takes care of text messages in LOCALS, but an auto-transcriber would be interesting... It could be done, but the cost of time would be more than me just spending the time to do it and add some minor commentary.

I very briefly looked into what it would take to hook up an AI to do summaries of the LOCALS logs, and the cost came back at about 1.5-4 pounds (1.75 - 5 USD) per log-- and maybe twice that if he went without a new chat for a while--based off 20-24 or so standard questions to profile the stream.

Doing it for the main shows would be an interesting exercise. DL the video, strip audio, transcribe, then feed the data into an AI profile filter with preset prompts.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Unless there was literally nobody around, I wouldn’t read KF in public in the US. Interesting that you do it from the world HQ of curtain twitching and nosily trying to see what’s on others’ screens.
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I have to be careful because of the uni I go to. Especially after #DropKiwiFarms, I was super paranoid someone would check my phone so if I were to use it, I'd dim the brightness to the absolute lowest possible. I'd still contend browsing here is preferable to Fediverse, because at least on here I, don't have to worry about someone seeing all the anime girls and swastikas that get retweeted onto my timeline by Poast users.
 
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