🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
Null said:
I think I could cause more damage to people just by being nice more often, it seems to cause people to dematerialize.
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Probably because you don't present yourself as the enemy thus, they have no one to blame their faults on. If the rats didn't exist who the fuck would he blame his issues on? It gives him release.

It's a superpower you should totally abuse.
 
arc minsk said:
he is unique in a way. like he's a super normie who is becoming a minor e-celeb in the internet but he doesn't seem to have any meaningful interaction with the internet. he listens to linkin park in youtube music, streams a few times a day to gamble and begs in discord for 5 dollars. it's like his hyper focus on gambling makes him immune to distractions that trap other lolcows or completely invincible to a-logs leading him off the path of winning the lottery. he really only yells at rats in the chat and then goes to smoke weed/crack.
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This is why rats are pure evil. The 10% that are smart enough to write a coherent sentence KNOW his brain is too fried and he is too dumb to actually affect in any meaningful way directly, so now they're trying to harass him in ways that inconvenience his parents.
 
Sorry guys, but after Bossman totally blew Null the fuck out like the motherfuckin' boss that he is, I don't think I can watch MATI anymore. After that roast, Jersh looks bitch made, time to give all of my money to the chronic gambler instead.
 
Null said:
"Just try to re-invest a little bit more of your money into the things you want and need."
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What gives you the right to tell that to another person, you weirdo? What makes you so much better than Austin, huh? You talk about other people and not about yourself, you serve ZERO purpose.
You should dox yourself NOW.
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I fuck the DOGSHIT out yo mom. Get banned, pussy!
 
You'd think Null (Judas Iscariot in the flesh) would have learned his lesson about trying to help cows after how Chris reacted to his attempts. Being immune to advice is a fundamental cow trait imo.
 
IsaacShraeder said:
You'd think Null (Judas Iscariot in the flesh) would have learned his lesson about trying to help cows after how Chris reacted to his attempts. Being immune to advice is a fundamental cow trait imo.
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And offering Byuu a job. No good deed goes unpunished.
 
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It was funny seeing his ape brain shutdown when he didn't understand the words being spoken during the torswats discussion, but he was very animated when a bunch of mooncrickets were eating chips on the floor of walmart.
 
Who do you guys think gets more out of thier respective paypigs. DSP or BMJ?

Boss gets that huge rush that DSP doesn't get nearly as much from his virtual packs. Phil does however get to keep any spare cash in his bank account if he gets lucky while boss always ends on 0 within 24 hours.

It's a hard call..
 
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