💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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Well, no, retard.

You’d have to hire multiple mechanics on site, which is a skilled trade as opposed to having some kid in the back flipping burgers. You have 3 people at a time making sure these things work and you’d easily exceed a manual workforce.
Not necessarily. Enough robots in the place to have redundancy if one goes down so production can still happen, shouldn't require 3 technicians on site for normal maintenance and dealing with anything that might come up. Compare having 2 techs on site during a business day to cover both shifts, allowing for things to occur while they're otherwise on a break, and you've got 1 person replacing an entire shift's worth of staff(and don't forget the payroll taxes and other overhead for those other employees even if it doesn't include proper benefits). That stupid cosmc shit that mcdonalds is doing? It's going to be a test bed for this stuff. This is all especially true when you consider areas with $18-20 as a minimum wage for flipping fucking burgers.

As to Jack's robo-restaurant, Flippy is a giant, expensive piece of shit, and I resent that I keep getting "invited" to invest in it. Fuck that job destroying robot, and the people behind it.
That Flippy shit has been around for years now and hasn't gone anywhere, and I doubt it ever will. mcdonald's will be investing in their own shit, they've got the money to do it. Give it some time and I'm sure a pizza place will figure out a way to replace employees in a chain pizza place with a conveyor that dispenses toppings as it rolls through an oven(basically a miniature version of frozen pizza production) and somehow keep it economical eventually(assuming they can keep this in place long enough to amortize the cost of the installation to begin with.
 
GET YOU APRON'S

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Note the third row: alway. A singular alway. What did Jack Scalfani mean by this? :thinking:
I can envision Mr Salmonella clapping away at his keyboard frantically with half his face drooping down to bring these abominations no one will wear into existence.
 
I really do think it is cope. He's so fixated on telling everyone just how GOOD it feels, as if he's trying really hard to convince himself of it. At that level of obesity, some level of chronic pain is basically a given, but I wonder just how bad its gotten?
I don't doubt that he does feel good. Fatty pork drizzled in rapeseed oil fructose pastes is everything that makes our lizard-brains swim in happy chemicals.
You don't get it because you're not a gluttonous boomer that doesn't understand consequences.
 
Jack really depresses me. I can't even make fun of him, his stroke face and gargling voice freaks me out. Sad because he was a cow my mom and I enjoyed laughing at. We don't talk about him anymore. Watching someone kill themselves out of pure laziness and gluttony disturbs me in ways I can't describe.
 
GET YOU APRON'S

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Note the third row: alway. A singular alway. What did Jack Scalfani mean by this? :thinking:
I can envision Mr Salmonella clapping away at his keyboard frantically with half his face drooping down to bring these abominations no one will wear into existence.
You know he stole those animal icons with the temperature in them from somewhere else. The temperatures are far too high compared to what he cooks his meat at.

Updated Jack temps:
Chicken: Bloody
Lamb: Bleating
Pork: still pink
Beef: 120

Base image created in Bing image creator, manipulated in paint.net with pictures of his food.
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I swear to fuck this is a real post.

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Goddamn I hate this faggot. Absolutely beyond comprehension how tone-deaf and un-self-aware he is as the host of the Jack on the Go Show. These traits have always been laughably bad of course, but this right here takes the cake folks. I'd feel embarrassed for him on this one if I didn't loathe him so much. What an idiot.
 
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i hadn't noticed before but jack has some phenomenal like/dislike ratios on his videos, at least the ones where he hasn't DISABLED dislikes because he's a socialist fake-meat soycuck. many are 650 dislikes to 120 likes or similar. to the various commenters who always ask why a 500k channel only gets 1.2k views per video, mystery solved.
 
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