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When will Jack drop dead?

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There are certainly people who deserve such a horrifying, undignified, slow death more than Jack, but not many who voluntarily inflict it on themselves out of pure pigheaded stupidity.
The self inflicted nature of it makes it the most karmic of all. Literally all Jack has to do is realize how he's hurting himself, and he can stop the suffering from getting worse. Instead, he reaches for the meat flour.
 
The self inflicted nature of it makes it the most karmic of all. Literally all Jack has to do is realize how he's hurting himself, and he can stop the suffering from getting worse. Instead, he reaches for the meat flour.
He's had decades worth of time to change course and countless medical warning signs that should have given him motivation to change his ways. Its hard to feel sorry for someone that does this to himself and refuses to take any sort of accountability for his situation, narcissists like Jack will never change.

All we can do at this point is observe from afar and enjoy the funny content that will ensue from Jack's prolonged downward spiral
 
I said it before and I'll say it again: it is a mighty level of karma that instead of being given a quick release of death from his health problems, Jack instead loses functions one by one and has to live as a prisoner inside his own body.
Couldn't happen to a better person.

Seriously, this fat faggot needs to wind up a prisoner in his own body. Unable to move, speak or even chew. He's fed through a feeding tube and kept alive with machines while being 100% conscious. And then after he succumbs to madness is he allowed to die.
 
I've said it repeatedly, his idea of normal is something anyone else would find as a fucking medical emergency. Unable to breathe? Normal. Unable to wipe? Normal. Barely able to see? Normal. Everyone telling him something is wrong, attempting to give him proper advice, or seek professional advice as if they're his MOM are the abnormal ones worrying about his clearly improving health as he's learned from his expert brother Charles and random people on tiktok. 5000 calories a day? Normal, he's got to eat before he eats. Do you want him to starve or something?
 
I think it's fun how Itchy Tasty keeps coming up in regards to Jack.

I still have no clue what he meant by that;


"Eat before you eat" is very similar to what my jersey trash family call "pregaming" which is when you drink alcohol before you go out to the bars/rock concert so that you are already buzzed.

Jack does not know the meaning of satiation. I honestly believe he eats until he is in pain, and thinks that is the normal state of things.

He's flat out admitted he eats past full, and that is when he is most "comfortable".
 
Seriously, this fat faggot needs to wind up a prisoner in his own body. Unable to move, speak or even chew. He's fed through a feeding tube and kept alive with machines while being 100% conscious. And then after he succumbs to madness is he allowed to die.

Do people think that he's in his own "prison"? I am not convinced that he's seeing it like that. We allready see that he has no remorse & is surrounded by enablers. There are plenty of people that had the total opposite lifestyle of Jack & died in their 40's from 1 Stroke.
Not even the first strike was enough for this cunt to face the reality. For example with the Dogs they have, many people would take that as an opportunity & start their daily walks. Maybe not really long ones. But step by step to regain controll of their Body & wellbeing.
 
Pretty much any leafy green, low calorie vegetable you could eat as much as you want of and you wouldn't gain weight. Things like celery, broccoli, spinach, etc... Plus if you ate that much, you'd get diarrhea real bad from all of the insoluable fiber. Broccoli has something like 80 calories per pound, so even if you eat 20 lb of broccoli in a day (good luck with that), it'd be only 1600 calories. I think spinach and celery are even less.
Yes. Assuming you don't use the vegetable as a vehicle to consume ridiculous amounts of butter, cheese, bacon, dressing, etc.
 
Jagoff is daydreaming about CHEAP AND GUD FAST FUD
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In one of those "fancy smashburger" videos, J. Kenji Lopez-alt made a "beef cheese" with american cheese, sodium citrate, and beef fat.
It's an honestly gross looking mix that he said was delicious, but I've made a similar mix in past by refrigerating cheeseburgers after a bbq.

It's nasty. It's as if you mixed all the worst traits of american cheese and straight up grease.

So, I am looking forward to the beef flour, because I KNOW it will be unpleasant. It will be a nasty slurry, and Jack's bitch face will be legendary.
 
"How do you feel?"
"I feel great!"

Does he feel great because he's more healthy? or because he's shoving MEETZ down his throat? I'd assume the latter despite him talking about the former all the time.
I really do think it is cope. He's so fixated on telling everyone just how GOOD it feels, as if he's trying really hard to convince himself of it. At that level of obesity, some level of chronic pain is basically a given, but I wonder just how bad its gotten?
 
In one of those "fancy smashburger" videos, J. Kenji Lopez-alt made a "beef cheese" with american cheese, sodium citrate, and beef fat.
It's an honestly gross looking mix that he said was delicious, but I've made a similar mix in past by refrigerating cheeseburgers after a bbq.

It's nasty. It's as if you mixed all the worst traits of american cheese and straight up grease.

So, I am looking forward to the beef flour, because I KNOW it will be unpleasant. It will be a nasty slurry, and Jack's bitch face will be legendary.
It’s chopped cheese.
 
Jack "Plateaued" because he lost water weight do to dropping carbs but now that he's still eating high calories and fat his body isn't going to lose shit. Hey, Jack you know how Carnivore animals stay thin, they have to hunt for their food and thus burn calories they don't sit on their sofa eating mounds of raw beef and cheese.
 
God I hate those bitmojis. Please take that bullhorn and shove it up your ass. Don't worry, the meat flour will make it slide in real nice.
I swear, some of them look like he has massive moobs. I mean he does IRL, but why make that also your avatar? Maybe I don't want to know the answer to this.

J. Kenji Lopez-alt made a "beef cheese" with american cheese, sodium citrate, and beef fat.
I tried making a few of his recipes, but not many of them worked. I often find him to be extremely pretentious. I am more of a Josh Weissman faggot.
 
Jagoff is daydreaming about CHEAP AND GUD FAST FUD
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Of course Fatty dreams of cheaper fast food. Not going to happen. At most some places may use part of the increase in margin to spend on better ingredients to attract customers with a better finished product, but there's no way in hell at least half of that increase in profit won't go straight into their pockets. Fatty is a dumbass.
 
Weissman is a recipe purist, if you follow it, the recipe will work. You freestyle? He invites you to go fuck yourself.

As to Jack's robo-restaurant, Flippy is a giant, expensive piece of shit, and I resent that I keep getting "invited" to invest in it. Fuck that job destroying robot, and the people behind it.
 
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